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The Roger Ballen/Die Antwoord art installation was extremely inspirational and absolutely fascinating. I am so glad that I got to see this collection. #zef (at Mouche Gallery)
mysterywriteher: I am trying to figure out the best part of this blow job. I am absolutely loving the fact that you are pinned under my body and completely at my disposal like a true fuck doll. However, the gagging and choking noises are also pretty
I’m watching this on Netflix. The irony of it all, is volume 1 begins with a Rammstein song and a rather creepy opening scene. I am pleasantly surprised by the depth of the story and am absolutely in love with the character Seligman already. Plus,
xmoonlilyx: dftbawkward: I am disgusted right now. Absolutely disgusted. Apparently NBC decided to cut out tribute to the 7/7 victims from their broadcast of the opening ceremony. I am RAGING. Don’t usually reblog stuff like this but this is REALLY
absolute-filth: red-alice: Here is my breast doppelganger. The attitude is similar too. “I am going to break you balls and make you whimper, but that won’t stop me hurting you”
absolute-filth: awesomeshemales: My mouth is watering… “You just lay on the bed hun, I am going to straddle your face and feed you some meat”
the-fandoms-are-cool: a-muser-in-a-trench-coat: the-fandoms-are-cool: oswinsoswald: #iT’S LIKE ITS FUCKING FLYING MAN DEAN WINCHESTER! HOW DARE YOU DRIVE SO RECKLESSLY! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN
the-fandoms-are-cool: oswinsoswald: #iT’S LIKE ITS FUCKING FLYING MAN DEAN WINCHESTER! HOW DARE YOU DRIVE SO RECKLESSLY! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN HEAVEN AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOU’RE FAULT! IF YOU
a-greek-goddess: I I love this because I am trying to be comfortable with the way my breasts look naturally when I am laying down. The fall to the sides, my stretch marks become visible, yet they are still flawless. I absolutely love my body. I am
the-eleventh-lady: post–grad: post–grad: i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay Give Hector an
chimpsinsocks: death: it is time carrie fisher: no it’s the fuck not death: you’re right ma'am, absolutely correct, i am so terribly sorry for the misunderstanding, how foolish of me,
tallyungblknudist: theenakedvegan:I am not here to sell sex. I am here to promote self love which is absolutely crucial to happiness. This world has us running away from ourselves.. some of us can’t even look at ourselves in the mirror. I am encouraging
The Porn detective on Twitter: "Guys I have to admit, that I am a #sheaaddict 😱 I am so in love with @Nicolette_Shea ❤️. She’s is absolutly the best pornstar ⭐️ for me! https://t.co/Ktah6O9pcf"
fuckyeafoundingfathers: Alexander Hamiliton I am absolutely fascinated by the manga-tizing of Alexander Hamilton. On one hand, he’s absolute woobie material (orphan, feminine, pale), but at the same time… uhm wat.
kiwieo: cassandra watching red watching agnes
I’d like to teleport to approximately 7 days ago when my entire digest system didn’t completely hate me. Like yes I made a concoction so vile that I absolutely “deserve” this, but also, stop please.
onelittlekingdom: I am in absolute love with this onesie (and the accompanying skirt) and I hella want more 💞 @ashefoxx
frogsandcrowns: Look! I still have a face, though it’s been so long since it’s been on tumblr.I had my last exam on saturday morning, so i now am a free elf, and have absolutely nothing to do, unless you count having to move most of my worldly belongings
omgs: olordt: kylejorden: welfareoffice: realitytvbitch: “Are you fucking my man or not?” “I absolutely am every night.” This has to be the most emotional thing in history It absolutely is everynight The Drama. i wanna be khadiyah but
soooo soooooooo beautiful, and the only thing I am not absolutely in visual-love with is already highlighted, which is kinda helpful, if not attractive.
mydamnhartbig: DO YOU EVER GET REALLY MAD BECAUSE MAMRIE HART IS GENUINELY THE MOST NATURALLY FUNNIEST YOUTUBER OUT THERE AND HER COMEDIC TIMING AND WIT IS IMPECCABLE AND I AM IN ABSOLUTE AWE OF EVERYTHING AHE DOES BUT SHE DOESNT HAVE AS MANY SUBSCRIBERS
pippipcheeriopeasants: kingofhispaniola: journeyunderthestars: I received an Ask earlier that implied that there is no way that I could be 22 and have done all of this on my own. You’re absolutely right - I am the product of my family, my professors,
crrrywolf: “I am part of the sun as my eye is part of me. That I am part of the earth my feet know perfectly, and my blood is part of the sea. My soul knows that i am part of the human race. There is nothing of me that is alone and absolute…”
neyzilla: a little something something for daysndaze one of the absolute BEST folk punk bands out there you guys are an incredible bunch and I am just in love wiht your work. Keep killing it like you do guys <3
hotrufftrade: “Wait. Am I in heaven?” The absolute JOY on his face. same
anewashley: setbabiesonfire: introoverted: Do you guys want to hear a love story? Here it goes:Meet Dani. I am Caden. Dani is my ex-girlfriend. We met in 7th grade, and had the absolute best relationship ever. We shared everything with each other.
I am currently in the absolute worst mood.
bluemethus: Thank you for the absolutely stunning submission @fxckmeharder you always look fucking gorgeous baby girl I hope you had an amazing first day back at school and I am so so proud of you!💖 P.S. I’ll take actual nudes for you tonight
weirdmageddon:weirdmageddon:absolutely obsessed with this guy who is gaslighting an ant What kind of chaotic fucking evil shit is this i just..
I am an absolute sucker for stuff like this 😍 Daddy took me on a romantic meal tonight and whilst we were sat at the dinner table he sent me these! Apparently just looking at me is enough to get Daddy horny, and that turns me on more than anything.
the-nameless-one13-deactivated2: I am absolutely starving… 🍆🍆🍆😈
miraruinada:Hypnotized and glazed over. She’s gonna play this song for him now. There’s a twisted smile on her lips. Is she trying to rile him up ? Absolutely.
adeadlydame: i-am-the-dude: zuuul: These shoes though😈 Hey @adeadlydame Oh yeah, these bad boys have been on my wishlist forever. They look absolutely killer on her 😍
elsa-bunny: Do what you love, love what you do ❤️ my job is so fun. I am so absolutely fortunate to wake up and live my dream. If you want something, chase that dream baby. You can and will get there with the dedication and drive .
redmetz replied to your post: redmetz said:What do you think of… Could you maybe share some of your head canons? c: I have one specifically with GHB and Nepeta. I feel like people usually quiver in fear at even the thought of him but Nepeta
you guys don’t know this about me but i am absolutely obsessed with iceland and icelandic landscape photography and have been for a few years now on my other blog i have a whole tag full of iceland photos i really want to go there one day 😔
azlibra71: the-absolute-best-posts: thefunniestpost: Hysterical! This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. OMG since I am so short I need to do this to someone!!! LMAO
the-entire-furry-fandom: I’m sure a lot of people have seen that glorious clip where John Cena stops a boulder with his bare hands from this absolutely phenomenal movie. But this fucking scene is beautiful in it’s own way. WHAT AM I EVEN WATCHING
I am constantly torn between wanting to look flawless and wanting to make the absolute ugliest faces I can at people.
monstressraven: Friday morning mood as I am figuring how to make the absolute most out of this day and create something amazing today
brandnewchris: the-absolute-funniest-posts: I AM ACTUALLY CRYING haha.
fxckmeharder: bluemethus: Thank you for the absolutely stunning submission @fxckmeharder you always look fucking gorgeous baby girl I hope you had an amazing first day back at school and I am so so proud of you!💖 P.S. I’ll take actual nudes
The more I look at myself the more I realise how absolutely disgusting I am.
Am I alittle drunk? Yes. Did I lie about being alittle drunk? Yes. Is it 1:46 in the morning? Yes. Am I going to write some fake inspirational post about how I’ve been feeling lately? Absolutely. I was talking to one of my very close friends tonight
asksketchpony: ok its 1 am I should go to bed. but not before giving a birthday gift to someone awesome! aaah!!! gosh that is the absolute cutest style aaaaa
the-nerdy-fangirl: I am absolutely in love with your Sustuck AU and decided to draw Jane ft. What Is Shading.ahh so cute!! ;v; thanks a lot!
suspendedinlight: tsurufoto: @suspendedinlight photography by aaron tsuru me | shop | ig | fb Tsuru and tsurubride are the absolute cutest, I am dead 💖😙
saramir9:The absolutely fantastic @wulvercazz did this FILA sweatshirt Bleach boys for me. They are so great and I am terrible for just now posting. You should def check out all of Wulver’s amazing art.
i do absolutely love the few replies to that comic complaining that Rosie and especially Quinn, whom I have drawn aggressively kicking a dude in his junk for teasing her and just being kind of a grumpy jerk to most people on a regular basis, didn’t
