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swagintherain: Actual representation of how white people try to put Martin Luther King on their side. No this cave beast did not try to invoke MLK as a justification for underage smoking….If you don’t get the fuck with that dumb shit
avocadosalad: mojave-wasteland-official: thelarkascends: mojave-wasteland-official: No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? Better? Much. Actually, he’s quoting Ronald Reagan, so Ronald
medusabraids: medusabraids: i was gonna say something mean but i stopped myself actually you know what fuck it it’s always the ppl who stan boring male artists with no stage presence that love to talk abt how beyonce isn’t talented like you lose
tepitome: demho3zhatinq: princessecheeks1234: iamrushin: 16syd: yokodarkpaw: Holy crap! It’s an Actual Thneed! :D Yo fuck it is 😨 how?? CALL THE ONCE-LER!!! What kinda- queefspinach
tomiswatching: peaceypanic: fearisdead: missythemermaid: thewieneryears-deactivated20130: Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide are you fucking for real Oh man, i was actually looking for this the other day. Yay it’s back to remind me of something awesome
deansdamnation: #once you know that it’s ruby; sam’s face in the last gif become hysterical #cause he is apparantly just so done with her screwing with him but he can’t actually say anything (via) but can we talk about how fucking clever ruby
isabellaphant: tophatfloof: rosalui: karnsway: memecucker: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so fucking hard THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
kateandjessica: jizzotskier: kateandjessica: Great for foreplay, but damn. Actual sex in the water isn’t fun at all! lol HE doesn’t care what you think, stupid white bitch!!!!!!! Excuse me? How about you go jump off of fuck mountain, asshole.
nikkithespicysubmissive:420honeybunny-deactivated202207:How I’m trying to be with someone’s Son!!! I wouldnt mind actually doing this type of stuff with my man. I’m not exhibitionist enough to be like porn stars and fuck for the world to see.
mishastolemywormstache: sandandglass: CNN actually researched how much it would cost to go to Hogwarts #NO WONDER THE WEASLEYS ARE FUCKING BROKE
cosmic-noir: hutchj: madamn-juana: You can see how fucked up this country’s jail system is and media portrayal is all in one. Does “claims” now equals “we have visual proof that it actually happened?” The media is absolute shit.
zappyzor: the-awkward-turt: huntersonthewing: askfordoodles: littlemissbloo: whitmerule: pardonmewhileipanic: red3blog: pardonmewhileipanic: notcuddles: nesft: #CROW NO Crow: CROW YES! It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks
foggysuggestion: Me @ me: hey how about you start actually doing the things you talk about doing Also me: fuck you
primordialsandstonedevice:space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules
kip41098: mark-gaytits: cap-gamelamer: tangedolium: WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES? BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?! by throwing it into the harbor IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING POST
i-am-mishafuckingcollins: the-dual-trio: nadeane: alli3pie: How Humans Eat Their Food DYING ACTUALLY DYING I CANT BREATHE ‘MURICA *OMNOMNOMNOM* GOD LAST ONE IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE OMFG
slay-z: negritaaa: ashlbnn: khiramisu: dialmformags: this is how people get shot i might actually get mad enough to kill someone for this I know I would… with her no chin havin’ ass. Yesss! I’m sayin tho! You would get knocked the fuck
rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: sirblazebot: chief-sosa-yeezus: thecloudybrainstorm: yungburritoqueen: iamrushin: 16syd: yokodarkpaw: Holy crap! It’s an Actual Thneed! :D Yo fuck it is 😨 how?? This crazy Whoa what Yo Where’s the lorax
gvnkin: primordialsandstonedevice:space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules
physicalwoundsheal: mark-gaytits: cap-gamelamer: tangedolium: WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES? BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?! by throwing it into the harbor I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
yaoiandyurilover: russianmaple: thebubblineblog: macaroni-and-cheesus: NO BUT SERIOUSLY HOW ISN’T THIS CANON ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I MEAN ITS JUST SO OBVIOUS This. Fun Fact:The writers of Adventure Time actually planned on
monobeartheater: scandalgladiators: team-joebama: this actually happened Don’t you love how reporters love to forget what their jobs are and like to attempt to put things in people’s mouths? Ive never seen a face say “what the fuck are you
disenchantinqs: a guide on how to not be a shit texter: don’t take over an hour to respond EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! actually READ everything the person you’re texting says!!! ACKNOWLEDGE what they say!!!! answer their damn questions!! if you have to
sharingthegirlfriend: Mr. - Follow me on sharingthegirlfriend.tumblr.com If you look long enough how she moves, you actually can feel the tense of her fucking!Hypnotizing!
speightjrs: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: speightjrs: elessar2931: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: gallifreyansquid: actual-mother-john-watson: How many screws does it take to get to the center of an angel? Too FUCKING soon. just one from Dean
terra-butt: retro-cherion: bestoflifehackable: to see more click HERE or go to Lifehackable.com When will you ever be buried alive, answer me this better yet, how would you have the space to actually tie your fucking shirt around your face i just
rosalui: karnsway: memecucker: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
primordialsandstonedevice: space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules
imaginativeturtle: Being 18-25 is like playing a video games where you’ve skipped the tutorial and actually have no fucking idea what you’re doing or about how things work.
jackedup180:funniest thing about mettaton not actually being ai is that none of the traditional robot gotchas would work on him. someone tells him to count how many grains of sand there are on a beach and he just tells them to fuck off
thetyrannosaur:maamlet:karometeenk:i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature they actually did make photorealistic drawings things
russianmaple: thebubblineblog: macaroni-and-cheesus: NO BUT SERIOUSLY HOW ISN’T THIS CANON ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I MEAN ITS JUST SO OBVIOUS This. Fun Fact:The writers of Adventure Time actually planned on making this cannon
brenda-marci: spookyskulltrumpet: imperial-storm-pooper: haydentotherescue: Honestly found this cool as fuck. I love how they have drugs, alcohol, and then Starbucks Coffee is a drug Might actually help people understand the supply chain too idk
m-e-s-t-i-z-a: primordialsandstonedevice:space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no
I literally just saw this on twitter. “Girls that smoke weed get on my nerves … Well actually anyone that does.. Atleast if you do keep it to yourself” Please tell me how you drinking is any different? Sit the fuck down, lol.
hardlybearable726: revengeofthemudbutt: Never apologize for the things you love or do. Be you, and do you. Fuck everyone else. This makes me a little sad but I actually understand how they feel. :/
I’m really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they look because it fucking kills me looking in the mirror and just wanting to cry and crumble into little pieces
spookyskulltrumpet: imperial-storm-pooper: haydentotherescue: Honestly found this cool as fuck. I love how they have drugs, alcohol, and then Starbucks Coffee is a drug Might actually help people understand the supply chain too idk
auto-motif: kip41098: mark-gaytits: cap-gamelamer: tangedolium: WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES? BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?! by throwing it into the harbor IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING
peetacrux: #i’m draco fucking malfoy #i do not conform to happiness #look how angry my eyebrows look #i just plucked them actually #daddy says they look nice #i digress #look at the crinkle in my forehead #even pansy pussface parkinson is smiling #but
alekina: Not like that thought, that is an example of how not to do it #the fuck seriously that is not what I was expecting #Loki are you actually guiding his hand o.O
