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endlesslusts: It is so fucking hot!!! My husband actually believes my story about how hard they are working me, how much I hate my job. He’s started doing all of the housework to help his poor, exhausted wife. OH FUCK!! I love what a dirty girl
raised-a-slut: mommysdarkside: Although I had never met this girl, I was quite please at how fucking sexy she actually was. She was soooo much better than the last girl Mommy brought home to watch me fuck. Mom gets in on the action of training our
missenchantment: tentakrule: victoriouscrush: HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE UNCREDITED HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO TO THROW MY LIFE SAVINGS AT IS IT ACRYLIC, IS IT PAINT, THAT FUCKING COLOR, JESUS, CAN THAT POSSIBLY BE AN ACTUAL TATTOO? with the help
voltage-obssessed: j0hntitor: wtfisthinprivilege: thenorpscorpion: scurvy-dogs: thenorpscorpion: virgin-liver: wingeddave: the speed limit is 720 fuCKING MILES PER HOUR. It’s actually 45… how… how did you get 720? No? Shouldn’t it be
probablyroxylalonde: piasdatter: therainbowgorilla: aro-ace-wonderwoman: meefling: lizzerss: i realize these are origami but i’d probably eat the fuck out of them anyhow Making these is actually really relaxing You know how? How do you make
toastydoodles: j0hntitor: wtfisthinprivilege: thenorpscorpion: scurvy-dogs: thenorpscorpion: virgin-liver: wingeddave: the speed limit is 720 fuCKING MILES PER HOUR. It’s actually 45… how… how did you get 720? No? Shouldn’t it be 180?
bluefish2009: It is pathetic how hard his clitty gets when I tell him how small he is compared to most real men If I tell him about the big cocks that fuck me his little shrimpy will actually cry
thyrell:he might have his own way of looking at women I mean this does indicate how fucking desperately men need support and role models etc. So even the fucking sewer rat level dudes can provide hope. We gotta get some actual nice dudes to do the good
cecstrong: blackoutofgretely: cecstrong: hey straight people how’s that going for you? fine actually. how’s being intolerant of nature’s choices going for you? it’s going real great! i don’t understand why the leaves fall off the fucking
0rdi: 0rdi: I love how at this point in kirby, no one on popstar fucks with him because they all know how strong he is. Meta Knight duels him sure, but all actual threats in the newer games are from outside of the planet. Dimension Devourer, Dickweed
the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20:how much is gonna take before we actually truly riot against the gov’t and billionaire fucks. everything that has happened this past year and we haven’t reached our breaking point yet? are we so down trodden that there
garbage-twink: assinagasmask: @garbage-twink What the fuck have I created? ACTUALLY MY FAVOURITE THING EVER IS WHAT YOU’VE CREATED. THIS IS THE DOPEST, WORDS CAN’T DESCRIBE HOW GLAD I AM MY DUMB OFF HAND COMMENT ACTUALLY BECAME A THING (V QUICKLY
naijackellen: YO WHAT THE FUCK. I WOKE UP WITH THIS SHIT ON MY NECK. MY SKIN IS JUST COMPLETELY DRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH LOTION I APPLY ON. THIS ACTUALLY FREAKED THE FUCK OUT OF ME. I’M GOING TO A DERMATOLOGIST TOMORROW MORNING. WHAT IF IT’S SKIN CANCER??
i don’t understand how it took y'all this long to realize the police ain’t got shit for you. how long it took for y'all to actually finally understand your rights in regard to the police. and why y'all are just now not fucking with the law.
petalpanic: wiggles nervously as i think about how larsxsadie is actually canon this is the best news i heard since i found out SU is back on a normal schedule im so fucking obsessed over this ship it’s a little bit pathetic actually
the-dementor-in-the-tardis: ichiruki4evs: shipperqueen93: thestraggletag: jlaw: Now You See Me Opening Scene BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE CARD WE ALL PICKED RIGHT HOW DID THEY DO THAT HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.I’m done, internet. Just… done. I just showed
the-awkward-turt: huntersonthewing: askfordoodles: littlemissbloo: whitmerule: pardonmewhileipanic: red3blog: pardonmewhileipanic: notcuddles: nesft: #CROW NO Crow: CROW YES! It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give
thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis: What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I… I actually tried it. I FUCKING TRIED IT AND IT’S FUCKING TRUE
asaploca: beyrush: jhameia: velocicrafter: weloveshortvideos: He actually told the time HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!? OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME HE FUCKING TOLD THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭
the-rain-monster: pardonmewhileipanic: red3blog: pardonmewhileipanic: notcuddles: nesft: #CROW NO Crow: CROW YES! It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such
kintatsujo: homura-bakura: i love the original yugioh manga because it sets up for everything that the anime actually goes into but you can see SO FUCKING CLEARLY how Takahashi had no fucking idea what he was doing with these characters. ppl who write
wrestleoynce: blkoutqueen: ilikehip-hop: stairway-t0-haven: youreinmydreamsnow: It’s so fucked up how backwards our education system is structured here in the states. wish my mom would see these and shut the fuck up. ^ This is actually stressing
kidouyuuto: what the fuck is wrong with yall, digging up dirt on a dead trans girl? why? shes fucking dead why do you feel the need to ruin her image how fucking disrespectful do you have to be to say “umm ACTUALLY shes anti-otherkin and ableist soo…”
rincentric: klwritesstuff: ok so the australian media made a story about how japanese tourists are flocking to the hotel that haruka and rin visited in ES… its actually really cute how its become popular because of this!! what the fuck is this i
friendshipismax: thebuttkingpost: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this HOLD UPDID SOMEONE ACTUALLY CATCH BALL LIGHTENING ON FILM?
kaijuno: The quest for knowledge gets really frustrating when what you want to learn about is such a niche topic that like only 2 fucking people in the world actually have information on it like do you know how many fucking people I had to email to get
mspaintadventuring: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: glitterweave: karlis: Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome. this.. is fUCKING AWESOME it’s actually really terrifying how deep ant hills go like oh my god FUCK NO “SAD FOR THE ANTS” THOSE
zerstorend: do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you
calliopesmuse: windandwater: my memory’s a little hazy but I’m pretty sure this is how this scene went actually that’s it, that’s the whole fucking show in a nutshell
therailwaywinds-deactivated2013: RIP Elena Gilbert, the girl who actually gave a damn about how Damon treated her friends Fuck how Damon treated her friends. He change so much for her. He became a better person. Actually, he was always the good guy.
sethualtension: angryblackchickk: this is fucking terrifying this is awful what the actual I don’t think you get it Buzz. I’m Andy’s favorite toy. I will always be his favorite toy. How many more people must I kill until you come to realize this?
bpdumbest:how the fuck do people just… make friends? you talk to people and they actually LIKE you and want to be around you?? what a fuckin concept
swallowmysperm: ittybittybrunette1: Love the taste of his cum 😘✊🏻. We’re friends who fuck for fun! Follow us @itskinkyfriendsarefun Nice how she actually licks it up!!
fuck-the-back-row:buttkeyk:aleatoryw:justsomecrazydreamer: Glamour finally speaking my language FICS BEFORE DICKS One time I showed this guy my fanfiction and he said it was great This is actually a really good example though. Like how you’ll get
always-arousedxxx: This is how good you fuck me I’m so turned on I’m actually licking the glass…
femalefinishers3: swallowmysperm: ittybittybrunette1: Love the taste of his cum 😘✊🏻. We’re friends who fuck for fun! Follow us @itskinkyfriendsarefun Nice how she actually licks it up!! #femalefinishers
endlesslusts: It is so fucking hot!!! My husband actually believes my story about how hard they are working me, how much I hate my job. He’s started doing all of the housework to help his poor, exhausted wife. OH FUCK!! I love what a dirty
sk-ps: leaf-juice: ostriching: ostriching: my picture, my friend’s shoes. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE 17000 NOTES?! but actually. because they look awesome c: Recount. :p
White people need to stop using Martin Luther King Jr. to silence Black people. How dare you. Like really, how fucking DARE YOU. What gives you the right to use the words and memory of a man you actually know nothing about to silence HIS OWN PEOPLE
270293: actually take a second to think/realize how fucking far away from the earth and your family and friends and “safety” and everything you are out there trips me the fuck out like “oh i’m a 3 hour drive away from home, it’s so far, blah
meow-moment:every so often i remember how fucking buckshit whacked out Homestuck actually is. Every single character, no matter how charming and endearing they seem, is a loser. The author is a character within the story, who is killed halfway through
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me. When I’m fucked up, that’s the real me. When I’m fucked up, that’s the real me, babe. I actually cant deal with how amazing this song is
highmiranda: 7385928674567208902: h-ung: walflowhr: prowlings: untitled on Flickr. wait i actually just started crying a bit This gave me chills holy fucjing fucjk Yeah this is heart warming and all but how the fuck do you remember your url
I had to see how bad that Scooby Doo WWE movie…. Why the fuck did I watch that? I didn’t think anything could be worse than the old The New Scooby Doo Movies cartoons. lol Still pretty funny though. Cole actual knows how to commentate and
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kurozu501: keyofjetwolf: ACTUAL LOL PEARL TOTALLY SOLD STEVEN OUT THAT IS MARVELOUS #pearl is the fussiest bossiest mum #but have her in a situation where garnet might disapprove and suddenly she’s three and i love it #I MEAN AMETHYST I EXPECTED
silver-sphere: buckysbears: while “zuko sent to find one single person who hasnt existed in 100 years and then he actually does” can be very funny in concept, can we just talk about how fucking heartbreaking it must be for iroh? like. he knows
fosteryanko: imaddictedtofood: judealicious: Okay. I don’t usually reblog any weed… but this is actually fucking awesome. I really really want to smoke one of these ……..not really, how do you avoid it getting all over the place….why not
sulliman34 replied to your post: i am proud to say i got here … How the fuck is that all you have? because for every actual good picture i draw i doodle shit like that sucy butt
