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B-but guys It’s actually 3,000 patronsBut no seriously thank you Patreon for sending this out to my home at 8 in the morning inside a box big enough to fit a TV… Wait…  ….how the fuck did you guys get my address!? CODE RED!
k-lusterfuk: k-lusterfuk: OMG GUYS I FORGOT I HAD THIS I FOUND IT WHILE I WAS LOOKING FOR BONG VIDEO BUT OMG I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE IT, OH THIS WAS IN THE TENT TOO BTW SO YEAH XOXO ENJOY HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET SO MANY NOTES ITS BEEN UP FOR 5 HOURS
fuckyeahtattoos: the dandelion reminds me of my childhood and wishing so hard on those. the three poofs that arent attached represent my mom dad and sister and how my move to Oregon is part of me letting them go and actually doing something on my own.
snarkylittlespeedster: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: me: hey how long is this thing going to last someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook me: hah me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog
darvobek: darvobek: darvobek: darvobek: hmm. i am, how you say, fucked actually, if y’all wouldn’t mind giving me a hand here— i got my parents’ help in covering the negatives so i won’t get charged for overdrafting but the fact still remains
weeheilandcoo:butchlinkle:toskarin:if twitter actually does collapse completely ill be extremely sad about how much art and history is being devoured by it, but at the moment I’m kind of just in awe of the grim spectacle of elon musk getting shoved
hardmountaindew:1five1two:The so-called “walking popcorn bug” is actually a flatid planthopper nymph covered with a protective layer of waxy white filament, like a cottony cushion. how the fuck did this bastard learn to teleport
justsomeantifas: honestly its so fucked up that we here in the USA don’t even see how big of a deal declaring martial law is because our police are already as heavily militarized as the actual military that we can’t even tell the difference.
pumpkyboo: I finished the first ep of Mawaru Penguindrum and I gotta say I love how the studio just said “yeah fuck animating actual background characters”
trashtroboy:peppermintcrack:meow-the-betelgeusian:superluminalflower:How the fuck is Sour Cream DJing with three GameboysFaithThere’s actually a whole musical genre that includes Game Boys called Game Boy Music, or Chiptunes which is the umbrella term
heroineofwisdom: heroineofwisdom: I fucking love how the Zelda official art always tries to make Link look all fierce and badass but then you actually play the game and he’s just like this giant adorable dorkasaurus Expectation: Reality: Expectation:
octary replied to your post: how the fuck do these people survive in the real world That is a completely stupid comparison, those things could actually be done for those reasons. A better comparison would be like finding your name in on a bathroom wall
on a scale from 1 to “hahahah quit your job now” how fucked am I that I’m getting a mandatory physical for teaching purposes that will most likely result in the doctor seeing my self-injury scars?
Our team actually took the team management’s offering about the Auschwitz trip. *sighs* … *reads how the players say they’re shocked* My god really for fuck’s sake. People PLEASE.
onlyblackgirl: I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd.
stirringwind: onlyblackgirl: I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie
chromebookuro: mechacop: jetgreguar: illumidon: spookyguitarist: well damn what the FUCK This is how I always imagine Pokemon battles. Especially between inexperienced Pokemon. Brutal and animalistic. I’m excited Pokemon Origins actually
iamboundtowin: sodomymcscurvylegs: heiseland: Are you a wizard ? … What the fuck kind of Xena Warrior Princess bullshit is this?! I can actually do a bad ass Xena call. Lol how the…!?
pencilclicks: I think a lot about how like, the allmates are really really similar to their owner, as theyre connected by the brain or whatever, and I mean, if to people are compatable, wouldn’t that make their allmates compatable as well? Soooo to
realhousewivesofnightvale: “How can we take down this flag and erase the honor of those proud Americans-”Confederates weren’t Americans. They were actual, honest-to-god Not Americans; that was the whole fucking point of the Civil War. They were
acronysm: takelou: how the fuck I’m an art student but actually know his science shit kind of. Seeing colors for long period of time , when that color is taken away you see the inverse color/complimentary color because your eyes are adjusting.
alwaysbewoke:tldr? if trained military ppl who are most comfortable around guns are still getting gunned down by those with the intent to kill HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK A SCIENCE TEACHER IS GOING TO REACT? you actually think they are going to turn into
maikerukonare: sandshoes-and-chinny: the-chinnydoctor: non whovians will never understand how embarrassing this actually is he was naked the whole time he was naked the entire fucking time
smatter: h0odrich: highkeygay: How the gays start roastin get the fuck Stop this is actually so funny
daamonx:laguzmage:thenon-fictiondays:nerdgul:expcake:1-420-666-6969:How the fuck has this site become so bearable. This place was a shit show a few years ago but now it’s actually good and not full of instant discourse the way Facebook and Twitter
myeroticbunny: My wife stopped taking the pill and had not yet started a new form of birth control, yet once she saw how long and thick he was she still asked if she could feel him bareback. She loved the idea of actually getting fucked by a cock that
funnystuff789: 1. Can we just take one second to see how photo shopped these are? All magazines do, but, holy fuck. Left is clearly the photo shoot and the right is her leaked nude selfies. For one her nipples are literally about 1/8 of the actually
forced-inside-y0u: l0rd0fth3filthy: xyzfarbmg: kinda hot how the director tells him to keep fucking his cum into her cunt done this before, i actually ended up cumming twice and it was fucking awmazing She is knocked up
drugdealt: omgs: no: fucking-casuals: oh then fuck me how did… what the actual f..
breederseeder: l0rd0fth3filthy: xyzfarbmg: kinda hot how the director tells him to keep fucking his cum into her cunt done this before, i actually ended up cumming twice and it was fucking awmazing Makin babies
robot-the-guy:trashtroboy:peppermintcrack:meow-the-betelgeusian:superluminalflower:How the fuck is Sour Cream DJing with three GameboysFaithThere’s actually a whole musical genre that includes Game Boys called Game Boy Music, or Chiptunes which is the
