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heliolisk: so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them
heliolisk: aduhm: madskittlez29: I’d rather… Party like a Time Lord Dress like a consulting detective ] Eat like an Angel of the Lord And own my life like Robert Downey Jr so much of this post is embarrassing
heliolisk: 18 Amazing Chemical Reactions
heliolisk:ugly-bread:I have such a loving relationship with my fatherI wonder what its like to live in a world where you can say fuck you to your dad cause that aint where I live
heliolisk:I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then i think about dogs and its a good time
heliolisk: I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
heliolisk: listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
heliolisk: im so jealous of people who have faces that smell like cherries or peaches or some nice shit like wtf my face smells like acne cream and leftover toothpaste get out
heliolisk: fraxure: god this cured me
heliolisk: DONT YOU HATE WHEN YOURE TYPING IN ALL CAPS CAUSE UR ANGRY ANd all of a sudden your phone decides its a good time to turn off caps lock like no i dont wanna chill i wanna yell fuck off phone
heliolisk: trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
heliolisk: I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward
heliolisk: OH MY LORDE
heliolisk: heteroh: foodvacuum: dimedog: look at this fucked up bird what the fuck are those its titties okay yea bird tiddys yea haha but what the fuck is that thing it kinda looks like balls when they be bouncing
heliolisk: why is “choke on a dick” an insult? I wouldnt mind some of that atm
heliolisk: mvngspcs: swolizard: The reason some girls wear make up.. “so check this contour.” D E A D WHO IS THIS??? BRING THEM TO FAME!
heliolisk: feeling extra yolo today so ima eat two ramen packs instad of one
heliolisk: never in my gay life have i witnessed something so iconic
heliolisk: bussykween: me when he shoved in without lube …. im exhausted
heliolisk: bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
heliolisk: when someone says you and someone you find attractive look alike
heliolisk: Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of
heliolisk: waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
heliolisk: this makes me so happy
heliolisk: *opens league of legends* “league is such a toxic piece of trash game I fucking hate it“ *plays for 13 hours straight* “god cant believe anyone plays this garbage game” *jacks off to the thought of riot buffing my main* “who even
heliolisk: laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere
heliolisk: Me sexting
heliolisk: morebuttermorebetter: ruinedchildhood: This guy wore the same outfit on his last day of high school as his first day of preschool. awwwweee how could he fit into the same clothes he wore in preschool
heliolisk: white peoples is crazy
heliolisk: fstw: caseyanthonyofficial: That gazebo is so fucked Gazebo cheeto gonna get dat gazebo
heliolisk: I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then i think about dogs and its a good time
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