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heliolisk: bussykween: me when he shoved in without lube …. im exhausted
heliolisk: quentintortellini: jesus—walks: angryasiangirlsunited: This video is by an Australian comedy group called Legally Brown. They have a lot of hilarious videos that reenact what it would be like if white people were the oppressed ones. This
heliolisk: escapetobitchmountain: honestly me literally wtf is this
heliolisk: I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
heliolisk: listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
heliolisk: I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then i think about dogs and its a good time
heliolisk: dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
heliolisk: waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
heliolisk: estxcada: I remember when I was 9 years old neopets taught me what cum meant. Not what an orgasm is, but what the word cum meant. I was postin on the neoboards, doing my 9 year old thing, and all of a sudden I was kicked off the forum and
heliolisk: FINALLY YOU PUT MY LOVE ON TOP BABY CAUSE UR THE ONE THAT I LOVE BABY UR THE ONE THAT I NEEED
heliolisk: rneerkat: what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off That would be quite allarming
heliolisk: so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them
heliolisk:I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then i think about dogs and its a good time
heliolisk: quimstick: classicmeevs: slimetony: Can a horse become king? whats a king to a horse what’s a horse to a different king what’s a horse
heliolisk: good evening ladies and gentlemen
heliolisk: PLEASE WATCH THIS. EVEN IF YOU HATE ANIME. PLEASE WATCH THIS.
heliolisk: stynalane: narrativeninja: urbanspellcraft: strawberryfrisk: scaremoonturkey: coreymagz: meladoodle: A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”
heliolisk:ugly-bread: I have such a loving relationship with my father I wonder what its like to live in a world where you can say fuck you to your dad cause that aint where I live
heliolisk: The less my selfies look like me the more I like them
heliolisk: bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
heliolisk: I think about potatoes a lot
heliolisk: fraxure: god this cured me
heliolisk: I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward
heliolisk: Its depressing how accurate this is
heliolisk: trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
heliolisk: mvngspcs: swolizard: The reason some girls wear make up.. “so check this contour.” D E A D WHO IS THIS??? BRING THEM TO FAME!
heliolisk: when people try to talk to me when im full
heliolisk: Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of
heliolisk: somefagonyourdash: wingbeifong: Danielle Radcliffe Raps Blackalicious’ “Alphabet Aerobics” my unproblematic white fav got bars okay but where the fuck did his accent go WHERE DID IT GO uhmazinnggggggg hahahah
heliolisk: avocadamngirl: this is the most innocent yak i have ever seen. this lifted my spirits a little. okay thats nice now for real how do you do it
heliolisk: *pretends to care about people who are pretending to care about someone who is pretending to care*
heliolisk: a never ending war
heliolisk: “I’ll save you” I whisper as I reblog your 0 note selfie
heliolisk: Me sexting
heliolisk: heteroh: rape culture hasn’t gone anywhere wtf did I just read
