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heliolisk:narputo:When he pulls out after u had Chipotledelete this, your blog, and go to church every sunday till u die cause this is VILE
heliolisk: bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
heliolisk: laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere
heliolisk: a never ending war
heliolisk: listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
heliolisk: why do potatoes make me feel so powerful
heliolisk: trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
heliolisk: fraxure: god this cured me
heliolisk:as someone who comes from a family that hand washes all our dishes imagine my shock when I realized when white people complained about washing dishes they were really complaining about sticking some dishes in a machine
heliolisk: bussykween: me when he shoved in without lube …. im exhausted
heliolisk: I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
heliolisk: I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward
heliolisk: american-fuckin-horror-story: i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this this deserves 12 oscars and a potato
heliolisk: waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
heliolisk: so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them
heliolisk: dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
heliolisk: one time this guy on grindr told me I was ugly and needed proactive so I made a fake account and got him to send me his nudes and phone number and then I posted all of it on craigslist saying he was looking to get golden showers and that is
heliolisk: piplups: look at my cute band aid i thought that was a dick yo why u tricking me like that yo?
heliolisk: Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of
heliolisk: shamitomita: ryanvallejo:andrewquo: shamitomita: Boys are either cute dumb puppies or douchey annoying seagulls there is no in-between pffffffffffffffffffffffffft as if YEA thats stupid for example i’m not a cute puppy i am a strong
heliolisk: this really hot guy and I were talking on grindr and then we found out we were both bottoms and we just kinda stopped talking a true gay tragedy
heliolisk: *works out for 5 minutes**me, breathless and sweaty*: “america’s next top model here I come”
heliolisk: yes offense but gay asian men deserve more than just being a fetish for creepy old men and kpop obsessed people
heliolisk: here r sum pics no one asked for 🌷
heliolisk: mvngspcs: swolizard: The reason some girls wear make up.. “so check this contour.” D E A D WHO IS THIS??? BRING THEM TO FAME!
heliolisk: precumming: when is the year of mario thats like asking when white history month is
heliolisk: when someone says you and someone you find attractive look alike
heliolisk: gayvillefort: the-goblin-cat: thiswebsitenamesareweird: phoneus: phoneus: mkultra: WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE best sentence so far of 2017 going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman
heliolisk: Im tired please send help
heliolisk: heteroh: rape culture hasn’t gone anywhere wtf did I just read
heliolisk: american dream
heliolisk: estxcada: I remember when I was 9 years old neopets taught me what cum meant. Not what an orgasm is, but what the word cum meant. I was postin on the neoboards, doing my 9 year old thing, and all of a sudden I was kicked off the forum and
heliolisk: Dont touch my hair unless you plan to touch my penis too
