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teddylpins2:#kanye not letting the media demonize him any more than they already do#kanye saying he respects beck its not about beck#its about the system#kanye literally speaking out against oppressive systems#and always having it boiled down to petty
za-smierc-przyjaciela: speedwag: aozth: 2016 is quite a year ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this
breastforce: Literally the most hilarious shit I’ve seen is somebody flat out say “He’s not a white supremacist, the fact that his views align with them is just a coincidence” like….
lynati: systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in
comcastkills: targuzzler: comcastkills: where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.” thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever
her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known
kaciart:Gladios like ‘You can be cute as you like, im still pissed at you’as he presses kisses to Gladios neck‘Im so glad to see you’You mean youre *lucky* to see me’‘Gladio you’re my fave’‘I’ve literally heard you saying that
zsnes: dippergoestotacobell: “I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory
systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army,
okcupidescapades: you can say literally anything to men, even complete gibberish. as long as you’re responding in some capacity, they’ll assume you’re interested and keep trying to hook up. it’s incredible. Or he’s just a complete tool..
assckles: “what would MLK Jr say about these protests” literally don’t know because he was shot and killed too
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fuckingsleeep: sleepthroughthealarm: i literally only got this joke yesterday I don’t get it… Someone help me… *psst* he was gonna say LAID
nearly-headless-horseman: totalnerd666: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the
randomslasher: noobtheloser: I couldn’t sleep so I made this. This is literally one of my favorite posts ever and every time it gets me. The little smile at the end? Groggnar’s sincerity and earnestness when he says “You’re gonna be okay.”
edgebug: morgarine: This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene. To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the
quicky-silver: His face literally screams “I must not say anything wrong or I’ll be doomed” and just look how he puts his arms behind the chair, really interesting reaction. (x)
ultrafacts: “The streets of 47th Street are literally paved with gold,” says Raffi Stepanian The freelance diamond setter explained that he sifts through “very valuable” New York City mud for tiny diamond and ruby chips, bits of platinum, white-gold
yataspenis: this guy who lives in the same town as me stole a kit kat and got arrested and im not joking when i say literally everyone of his friends that he has on facebook posted ‘would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit’ on his facebook wall
liftedandgiftedd: andrewbreitel: drcerealmonster: radock: small obama chases a much larger version of himself I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT literally fuck off shut the fuck up right now
robeblr: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had
yourrrniggasdick: Jerome from England 😍💖 he does literally ANYTHING you say 😳😅💖💦
allanislost: pizzaforpresident: rip-homegirl: this is literally the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever read i have never in my life heard a man say he hates yoga pants… i feel like an alien wrote this article I approve of all these fashions tbh
sarengrey: sarengrey: “You’re not black so why are you interested in Black Studies? And you ‘say you’re not a woman’ so why are you doing Women’s Studies?”Literally my dad is what’s wrong with America. Oh and he also felt the need
plasticroyal: ainslee: foolishlyfall: imminent-death-syndrome: Excuse me but aren’t you the same bitch that molested your little sister? okay but literally in his video when she’s clearly consenting, saying yes, let’s have sex, he’s into
goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202:My mentor snapped when he said it’s imperative to always ask for what you want, because the worst they can say is no, and no stands for “Next Opportunity”. Like that’s literally my mantra.
a-giraffe-laugh: sixpenceee: I Begged You By reddit user stellarpath “Please, I am literally begging you,” I say, but the executioner only sighs and gives me a truly sorrowful look as he slides the IV into my arm. Keep reading Mind blowing
peterpanandlarry: TAYLOR SWIFT LITERALLY HAS THE MATURITY LEVEL OF A FIVE YEAR OLD WHY THE FUCK DID SHE THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE TO IMITATE HARRY IN A BRITISH ACCENT SAYING “I STILL LOVE YOU” LIKE SIT YOUR ASS DOWN HE NEVER LOVED YOU IN THE FIRST
andrewbreitel: drcerealmonster: radock: small obama chases a much larger version of himself I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT literally fuck off
rsbina: onedamnminuteadmiral: durintrash: this is the money spock. reblog within the next 30 seconds and he will bring you good fortune ✨💸✨ So I’m just saying. I put this in my queue yesterday and today I was offered a raise that is literally
legally-bitchtastic:Especially when during one of those golf weekends, he hosted a costume party, the theme of which was literally Versailles. This is the kind of shit that if you put it in a novel, your editor would say it was a bit too on the nose.
deliriusx: risingxorchid: #his face when he says misha will literally keep me going in life
that-mouthy-christian: gaystripclub: liulfrkeahi: That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES. technically tarzan was the pet I was literally going to say that.
sadbaffoon: BUT I DO LOVE IT WHEN BAE IS BOUTA MAKE ME CUM AND IM LIKE “YESSSSS DADDY CAN I CUM?” AND HE SAYS “SHOW ME” AND I LITERALLY MELT INTO PUSSY JUICE.
I love how she has the expressions of ‘no, please’ and then in the next frame the boy’s seems as if he’d say “I literally can’t stop I’m so sorry” so adorable~
charlavail: aliciaaadani: painful-gains: posi-princess: notyour-anything: godpenis: The one short video you should watch today good lord he’s preaching and I’ve seen the light I’m literally in tears ??? SAY IT AGAIN I got chills Posting
sft425: sonicthehedgegod: somethingsomethingwerewolves: shelltossed: mahzes: Bowser knows his fanbase well whhwhhWAT THE FUCK This is edited. In the actual game he says huge bulging muscles. as if thats literally any better @anaisalicious
risingxorchid: #his face when he says misha will literally keep me going in life
the-nothing-maker: he’s literally (fuck i can’t remember the end of the saying) … sweeping him off his feet ?
Why did I take a break from listening to MGK? His music literally took me from so depressed to so happy. Say what you want about him but he's put more smiles on my face than any other dude.
abbiehollowdays: barelyfittingin: desbreaux: darlenealdersons: The Get Down S01E05 - Dizzee & Set Me Free he’s literally playing himself I love it ^^^ I been saying this I love this strange child!
the-book-bear:goodzillo:scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck Why would you say something
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daisiesandmixtapes: SEXY SATURDAY: JENCARLOS CANELA He is literally standing there shaving ice …….what were we talking about again?? Oh, that’s right! Jencarlos Canela. I guess you really can have it all: looks, talent, humility. We’d say
littlelotte-xo: obamyself:mishasjockstrap:kevinhugs:it literally sounds like it’s says “Oh, no no no no no” hahahaThat’s a fucking house elf letsgobaritones all sphynx cats growl so cool - except Gobin. he just - makes peeps. no other noises.
