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shelivesfortheache: Today was about proper hygiene so i got the honor of holding in a liter and a half of fluid until i couldn’t hold it anymore. By the third round i was able to maintain some dignity before begging to let it go. He says that i’ll
onedamnminuteadmiral: durintrash: this is the money spock. reblog within the next 30 seconds and he will bring you good fortune ✨💸✨ So I’m just saying. I put this in my queue yesterday and today I was offered a raise that is literally life-changing,
glamorousgamine:yimra:oshino-ougi: Jimmy literally #they’re not technicalities!#they’re the law!#cops say it’s a technicality because they didn’t do their due diligence#if a cop finds evidence in a place he shouldn’t have had access to without
bigbumm-vids: biblogdude: vidstomakeyourdicksore: I love it when the top has a great ass that you can appreciate looking at while he fucks 😏 I agree it is so hot! I’m literally always saying this!
afullgrownteenwizkid: the-lone-star-state: risingxorchid: #his face when he says misha will literally keep me going in life #this whole scene keeps me going in life this whole fucking episode
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fuckingsleeep: sleepthroughthealarm: i literally only got this joke yesterday I don’t get it… Someone help me… *psst* he was gonna say LAID
we-are-of-the-cumbercollective: nearly-headless-horseman: totalnerd666: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s
danneelwinchester: shepherd padalecki is like the size of a small car and he was a NATURAL HOMEBIRTH and genevieve is literally the size of a gummy bear, SO IF I EVER HEAR SOMEONE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT GENEVIEVE PADALECKI THAT ISN’T HOW MUCH OF A BADASS
hoodfuturism: mercurialgurl: matesprit: Anonymous has evidence that Darren Wilson is affiliated with the KKK. why am i not surprised i was literally just saying they are more than likely only protecting him bc he is in the clan
pizzaismylifepizzaisking: greatfulldedd: my–beautiful-romance: ultrafacts: “The streets of 47th Street are literally paved with gold,” says Raffi Stepanian The freelance diamond setter explained that he sifts through “very valuable” New
erwonmyheart: Can we talk about how funny this scene is, because he is literally clapping for himself with that smug on his handsome face saying “I’m so awesome and I know it very well” and I can’t help myself but I love this bastard to death.
Honestly annoyed with a cousin of mine. Not going to say why because it’s political shit and I don’t want to sound like a bigot, but c'mon, man! He completely misunderstood my post and jumped the gun, literally
somethingcrowbars: You know what I hate? When people say that Shinji’s a pussy because he doesn’t enjoy fucking BEING IN A ROBOT THAT IS LITERALLY HIS DEAD MOTHER AND FACING GIANT BEASTS FROM SPACE IN LIFE OR DEATH SITUATIONS TO STOP THE WORLD FROM
tyrianterror: roachpatrol: nearly-headless-horseman: totalnerd666: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s
lovel-ylesbian:lavieenrose-xx:Literally want this SO BAD “take your top off, i want to paint the universe on your back” That sounds like something a lad would say as he’s about to cum
stupidtolkieniancomics: edgebug: morgarine: This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene. To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying
lynati: systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years
shadow-of-a-whisper: literal-ghost: lightneverfades: beahbeah: confuzzeldmind: WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE I OWN THIS EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP AND WHEN YOU PRESS
silversponystash: stable86: This dumb motherfucker is trying extremely hard to make me draw him a fucking free comic. “Oh but its le collab” he says, yeah sure, who doesn’t fucking know crimsoncolt7 by now, the guy is literally spamming everyone
myinterests:Wow. That’s all I have to say after hearing what all they did today. She was a VERY bad girl for him. And he brought something out of her (literally) that she didn’t know she was capable of. She’s squirted for me before but just barely
volhotwife14:myinterests:Wow. That’s all I have to say after hearing what all they did today. She was a VERY bad girl for him. And he brought something out of her (literally) that she didn’t know she was capable of. She’s squirted for me before
animeadult: jaggedlittlepills: Amy Dunne lost her mind because she literally gave up her identity for 5 years to be the perfect partner to a loser man that cheated on her anyway. That’s why women say he deserved it and why men view her as a sociopath.
infamousnspooky: thick-nena: I love how people are justifying his death by saying he was a thug who smoked weed. I guarantee your son smokes weed Susan dont let the north face jacket and ugly ass sperrys fool you your sons a pot head #literally half
thedarkestlove: underprivileged-kids: biggie-wrath-wnt-b-sml-4-diddy: I literally cannot. Can I kiss this man’s feet. If y'all say he wasn’t preaching then you either dead or blind. This tea had OBVIOUS amounts of spiced rum…
nearly-headless-horseman: totalnerd666: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the
merryandpippinchristmas: azkabans-prisoner: whoredinarygirl: if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free” I literally just said this to a guy and he said ‘I can pay you with chicken nuggets’
systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and
rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep
diamond-dangeresque: nearly-headless-horseman: totalnerd666: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only
eternal-nova: masteremp: comcastkills: targuzzler: comcastkills: where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.” thanks. this is literally
assckles: “what would MLK Jr say about these protests” literally don’t know because he was shot and killed too
givingblowjobs: freeparadise: he is so hot omfg i thought i wrote that b/c that’s literally something i woud say
andrewbreitel: drcerealmonster: radock: small obama chases a much larger version of himself I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT literally fuck off
iamtheaardvark: brwnbear550: When your friend says that he is in an open relationship Literally all my friends to me about Josh
i-am-avacado: Not to be dramatic but John Mulaney saying “every time I walk down the street, I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much–its exhausting” is quite literally my biography and I’m shocked he knows so much about me
systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army,
comcastkills: targuzzler: comcastkills:where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.” thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever
ruinedgirlygirl: lexicxnt: i literally, put the first 10 seconds on repeat. i love how he just absolutely stuffs his dick inside her shitter, without hesitation. She didn’t even say thank you tho 🙄
onenutman: i’m literally puking @ all the people who are writing about the Tongan flag bearer (WHICH BTW HE HAS A FUCKIN NAME AND IT’S PITA TAUFATOFUA) and saying, “i need to plan a trip to Tonga to find me a man like that immediately!” like
rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my
bybyeblackbird: sakurafavjd: (?_?) I think it says ‘OVER DONE’He’s literally just fucking with everyone now tbh
jamaicanamazon: boom-swagger-boom: drunkvanity: onlyblackgirl: Titan finds sneezing so funny This is literally the cutest video in existance oh my god THis is so cute. I also love how when she says “stop laughing” for half a second he
helpforhelplessgirls: Making a man orgasm should make you feel good. Men can’t fake an orgasm like that, so if you coax one out of him that means he truly and honestly wants you. That is literally his body’s way of saying “I want to claim
ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord: hallemcready: Some people have been saying some truly awful things to him on twitter today, lets show him some love okay guys? How can you hate on John Barrowman? He is literally my hero.
ivebeentohellandback: supernutroll: honeyyoushouldseemeinpurgatory: toburnmybrothersbones: #bitch please except that he totally did Dean is like “oh Hon” At the end you can literally see Dean internally say “Uh, yeah.“
planets-bend-between-us: can we talk about how john saying he loves him literally broke sherlock
birdsarescreaming: officialfist: officialfist: destinytomoon: destinytomoon: oyarsas: destinytomoon: I refuse to believe Elon Musk literally reposted art with no credits and when people said him to put credit he say ‘no’ and acted as a complety
her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known
risingxorchid: #his face when he says misha will literally keep me going in life
solar-tsunami: nearly-headless-horseman: totalnerd666: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn
zsnes: dippergoestotacobell: “I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory
