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Candy Manson 2.0, as Chris Streams said in a BTS porno. She says her orbs are stuffed with 1000cc of silicone, that’s 2 liters! And he’s right. She’s gone off and got Fucking Rightous. Nice Job Baby!!!
ambris: flutterthrash: stable86: This dumb motherfucker is trying extremely hard to make me draw him a fucking free comic. “Oh but its le collab” he says, yeah sure, who doesn’t fucking know crimsoncolt7 by now, the guy is literally spamming
i-want-a-slurpee: Just a little reminder for you guys. In case you missed literally every single one of his other videos where he says this. <3
onthighsbelongtotaemin: aegyo-shinee: aegyo-shinee: Onew..i still want to know who Steven is!!?? lol…i dont know why i adore the way he says it its so cute! © i literally have watched this like a million times is he rubbing taemin’s leg?
andrewbreitel: drcerealmonster: radock: small obama chases a much larger version of himself I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT literally fuck off
ginnywsly: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods
lazoey: “There’s a lot of things people don’t know about Adam. He loves taking off his pants,” says Poehler. “Just takes them down all the time. Literally, he cannot keep his pants on. Like, we’ll be doing a scene and we’ll look down and
tyrianterror: roachpatrol: nearly-headless-horseman: totalnerd666: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s
50shadesofnarusasu: scriptblossom: Barely says a word but raises hell wherever he goes. Is it just me or does Sasuke’s design literally change every few weeks? I actually think that the first view of naturo character’s adult versions was even
hugyerbud: joes1026: Coach says that if a player fucks it up for everyone else, then everyone else gets to fuck the fuck up. I didn’t think he meant it literally till I fumbled that pass on the away game. I might just remain the team fuck up…..
nearly-headless-horseman: totalnerd666: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the
hentaiflower: When someone pulls out a camera something takes over you and you end up doing anything and everything told. When I say everything I mean literally everything, he can be someone you just met and you will take your clothes off, suck his cock,
whorgasms: eatinglikepacmann: b-leach: 0riginal-sluts: AHAHAHA HOLD THE FUCK UP omg his face when they hit the car….and omg did u feel that fuckin wobble? & when he says about youtube. omg i literally cant breathe OMG OMG OMG I CAN’T BREATHE
her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known
za-smierc-przyjaciela: speedwag: aozth: 2016 is quite a year ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this
datcatwhatcameback: datcatwhatcameback: ecmajor: He traded his yoke for something a little frillier. ;) I want to put my face on things. lol okay I’ll just say it. WARM CUDDLY BALLS. That is all. FUCKTHIS PICTUREholy shiy ec i literally cannot.
birdsarescreaming: officialfist: officialfist: destinytomoon: destinytomoon: oyarsas: destinytomoon: I refuse to believe Elon Musk literally reposted art with no credits and when people said him to put credit he say ‘no’ and acted as a complety
I was watching that one episode where jung joonyoung is baby sitting three little boys and now all i want is for him to have my children
pinkiepony: You know how some Bronies say somepony? Well a Brony on twitter literally just used “Ponies of Color” instead of People of Color. He actually said that.
infamousnspooky: thick-nena: I love how people are justifying his death by saying he was a thug who smoked weed. I guarantee your son smokes weed Susan dont let the north face jacket and ugly ass sperrys fool you your sons a pot head #literally half
adamdriverrrrr: how could anyone hate finn??????? there is literally nothing about him to hate he is genuinely the sweetest most kindhearted character don’t try to disguise your deeply ingrained racism by saying you think he’s boring :) stop
panharmonium: oobiwan: obi wan is like a tired middle aged suburban dad that has to raise five children on his own and literally nothing they say or do surprises him anymore he is just living in a constant state of mild annoyance and deep resignation
comcastkills: targuzzler: comcastkills: where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.” thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever
socialistexan: Mean while, Roger Waters, the guy that literally wrote the album The Wall is doing this at his concerts: This is on the level of Paul Ryan saying he liked Rage Against the Machine and then having Tom Morello telling him to fuck off.
systlin: So a truck driver just came through at work. He was 1; Stocky. Not fat just built like he lifts boulders for a living 2; Short 3; Had literally this facial hair with a much longer beard 4; Was saying “Yeah you have some really neat limestone
adhdo5:lastvalyrian: grimeclown: Literally I’m always saying this why isn’t he looking where he’s driving Its Fine Man Chill
txttletale:borgesperovago:txttletale:txttletale:yes on one hand it is not an effective refutation of andrew tate’s ideology to say he has a small dick but on the other hand greta thunberg is 19 years old and literally never wanted to be a public figure
hoodfuturism: mercurialgurl: matesprit: Anonymous has evidence that Darren Wilson is affiliated with the KKK. why am i not surprised i was literally just saying they are more than likely only protecting him bc he is in the clan
edgebug: morgarine: This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene. To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the
systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and
hauntsclemmings: this line just really means a lot to me. That line means nothing. Because when people say I am fat they are generally making a depressing comment. Like literally expressing it with that tone or inference. Thus he came back
the-haiku-bot: rocketmermaid:systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and
teddylpins2:#kanye not letting the media demonize him any more than they already do#kanye saying he respects beck its not about beck#its about the system#kanye literally speaking out against oppressive systems#and always having it boiled down to petty
vincentvangodot replied to your post “soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and…”Holy fuck, that’s disgusting, I’m so sorry. Of all things!yeah like… this kid is bad news, so I’m not horribly
kendallroy:god this is literally so funny… like all year people have been saying “oh what if he just refuses to leave office and stages a coup” but realistically we know that won’t actually work because he has done nothing but insult and alienate
hibiscusangel15: Okay, I have LITERALLY been searching for hours for a gifset of Lars in “Mirror Gem” saying that thing about beach babes to Steven and how he’ll wants their numbers and how he hopes to call one of them. I CAN’T FIND ANY. I thought
xthegirlwithchristmaseyesx: Can we appreciate the fact that Drake has been saying for years now that he has a crush on Nicki and literally fell in love with her the first time he saw her (his words, not mine) and she has always maintained she loves him
thatsthat24: sarcasm-is-my-friend:Literally every post I’ve seen that mentions thatsthat24 he’s put some kind of response. Like the dude doesn’t joke around he is easier to summon then a ghost in a horror movie. whatchu say bout me
hhawkeye:pov youre some woman in 1940s chicago you have a three night stand with some guy then he calls you literal years later you go “oh my god big john??” hes like yeah, says hes in korea where apparently theres a war going on and he asks you to
dominicsellie: nonespark: outhale: Beliebers must be stopped I AM LEGITIMATELY TERRIFIED OF BELIEBERS. I AM 90% SURE JUSTIN IS A SOCIOPATH, AND HIS FANS WILL DO LITERALLY ANYTHING HE SAYS. imagine if he order a hit out on somebody
lydpyropirate: petimetrek: angrywarrior69: dreamts: this might be my absolute favorite tng scene ever just because of how unnecessary it was for o’brien to say..literally Anything but he’s just trying to be included. he did that Drink for O'Brien
quiteliterallyhotsauce: I hate how people keep saying “how are you going to pay for it” when he’s literally explained how he’ll pay for it. it’s obviously meant to get stupid people listening to tune out and stop listening and just assume
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeyesx:Can we appreciate the fact that Drake has been saying for years now that he has a crush on Nicki and literally fell in love with her the first time he saw her (his words, not mine) and she has always maintained she loves him
l-e-v-i-ackerman: conjure-lass: l-e-v-i-ackerman: this physically hurts me to read I think the most striking part about this whole scene is that essentially Levi is saying he expects to die every single day. He is, literally, prepared for the wall
queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just
cardcaptorr: plot twist: you meet a boy that says he’ll never hurt you and he actually literally never hurts you lol
vogue-kylie: Scott is like literally my fav. He always tells them the truth. Most of the time he says what I’m thinking.
redlipclass: xthegirlwithchristmaseyesx: Can we appreciate the fact that Drake has been saying for years now that he has a crush on Nicki and literally fell in love with her the first time he saw her (his words, not mine) and she has always maintained
trebled-negrita-princess: zerosuit: zanemalicks: zanemalicks: john boyega is so important protect this adorable, goofy, dark skinned black boy. he is literally happiness personified when i say protect im not saying “oh hes a precious cinnamon
monkeybean29:ndiecity:Funniest thing in the MCU is when tony stark doxxes himself because he says he’s not afraid of the villain and like literally an hour later they blow up his house and nearly kill himI think Elon musk should do this in real
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
