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assbutt-of-my-dreams:sailorlune:kattomatic: ericjudysbeard: Working at LUSH: the saga I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple” My whole
xlittlemissmaggiemayx:Recent paintings I did using the lovely Mortem3r’s face as a reference.Her features worked so well with my style :)I call them Tsuno (Which is Japanese for horns apparently)You can check out Suzy’s channel here! Check out my
koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad for if Steven Universe was on Toonami or something more dramatic than CN.Yesss I am so glad to see this on my dash again
amourruse:pizza-slave:I’m soooo doing this for my next essay.where the fuck has this been my entire life
modmad: shitloadofreindeer: inverted-mind-inc: mackenziehufflepuff: This is amazing and clever holy shit. Just watch this, okay? MOD’S WORK RETURNS TO MY DASH WHEN DID SOMEONE POST MY TOON AND HOW DID IT GET ALL THOSE NOTES???! I oh wait this
zaynmalikleft: not to be fake deep but when anyone calls me cute i melt and die inside my soul leaves my body and goes straight to heaven
yaworu: oh man i love being at my parents house :) i love being around this homophobic and racist people :) i want to put dirt into my bleeding flesh and rot to death :)
helioscentrifuge: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge
naughtypyrojack: procrastinationasperformanceart: Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which
the-little-star-prince: 🌸💕✨"Humans are such funny creatures..“✨💕🌸 The confidence to make and wear this cosplay was helped along by my lovely sweetheart. He is so supportive and eased many of my mental hiccups. I’m so lucky to
mishanarry: sometimes I forget that my favorite blogs follow me and I fangirl when they show up in my notifications like I haven’t scared you away yet???? You still love me?????????
ceediculous: * i’m so proud of that lil turd holy heck Uncle/dad//dunkle/bigbro-figure Sans is my fav Sans tbh. He’s slowly corrupting the poor kid with poor humour and fashion sense that is at least better than Papyrus’ but still not good. Those
tabii-chan: 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》 IS A GIVEAWAY WHHHHAAAAA??!!? 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》First official giveaway whatwhat~gonna do one of these cause free shit yo! and cause today my card got declined (though i had like ฤ+ on my card) at a dollar
gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you’re
colehersch: filmed my boss firing me from my sales position
spork: ashtoniousrex: backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue my favorite part of this is that her saying “bloody typical” implies they’re in the UK and she’s sitting on the left which means that Mike is
xeternalflamebryx: This is my cosplay I design for this years New York Comic Con. Its my own interpretation of Dipper Pines from gravity falls but set in a post apocalyptic setting. I guess you can call it an older Dipper lol. I REALLY want Alex Hirsch
laveerie: Finally got around to drawing my favorite gem fusion! I love desertmom, she’s my fav
taliabobalia: freyjas: dungeonsanddamsels: once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state it looks like the cover of the great gatsby now it is the
spectredeflector: coordinates my makeup with my tattoo Lenses (only feat. bottom pic) / Hair Color / Instagram (Main Page) he/him ~
breelandwalker: pseudocoding: onlyblackgirl: jopara: thepushyqueenofsluttown: procrastinationasperformanceart: Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry
theyaimtospoopyhave: rantyrantblog: aghoulshark: hmmm something’s wrong here…. just can’t put my finger on it Literally every one of those women’s costumes have a “Yandy” watermark. I’m going to flip my shit. How many times do I have
lbardugo: emilyhann: Here’s my full story from the Valor Anthology! Thank you all for supporting the Kickstarter in 2014 and the book last summer, as well as sharing stuff on tumblr. I learned so much from this project and had such a great experience
candiikismet: 💇🏾 So I braided my hair. And I’m loving it. ❤️
kvothe-kingkiller: slutteen: epic-lee: this guy knows whats up BO BURNHAM IS MY FAVE FOR LIFE some other lyrics from this song you might enjoy: you make my life a living hell, i sent gays to fix overpopulation. boy did that go well. the books you
cknd: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction.
two-draculas-potter: damnyoufancyhumans: troubledkidarmy: My childhood in 3 minutes ❤ I AM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW. DAMN IT ow, my heart
notlorenzo: totallyatomic: halharl-infigar: This is honestly my whole outlook on life MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK The range of emotions..
communistbakery: teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselvesstudent: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire—teacher:stop stop stop. where?student: hm?teacher:where’s the “b” ??student: (voice shaking)
zrunkinlove: hisroyalhighnessmalik: fuckyeahzarry: yungeateat: LOOK WHAT ZAYN DISA TO MY MAMA HER MOTHER IN THE BACKGROUND THO “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😫😫😫😫😫 “He got my pillow talking
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
lizawithazed: get-yr-social-work-rage-on: my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency they respond to “what is the emergency”
jumpingjacktrash: gwylock1: t3hsiggy: pleatedjeans: via this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard
bpdjanedoe: My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :) Me: my what now
andrvstian: andrvstian: this new kid at my job just accidentally loaded Ŭ,000 dollars onto a woman’s Starbucks card and i’ve never felt more well adjusted and put together in my life I’ve been corrected, it was ุ,000
holywaterbucketchallenge: myotpisgay: My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
starrose17: starrose17: Walking to work going past my Pokemon gym that I’ve owned undefeated for the past week and I see a kid sitting by it obviously battling my Golbat I left to defend it. I ask him, “What team you on?” He looks up, “Mystic”.
ultrafunnypictures: My name is Krabbygo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
luxwing: serpentinetigerlily: luxwing: luxwing: My sister is famous on MiiVerse im so proud she draws shit like this and i couldnt be more proud of her Not all heroes wear capes. my sister is happy she gets unbanned tomorrow
lolodapsycho: this-isnt-my-bra: Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t
varsityqueerleadercaptain: demigoddessnik: Some looks from this past week . like actually the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen in my whole entire life
unofficiallydisney: letsgomargaux: happy inktober my friends :)))) This hurts my soul
hey–its–jess: Farmer Jess is not amused. Okay, so a backstory is needed for this one. I was doing my reading for my Advanced Fiction Writing class today and one of the sections I had to read was about writing sex believably into a story. Well, the
uhrair: uhrair: my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has: - grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see
bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up every time
strawberryshortcakekitten: smorgansbord: smorgansbord: So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book
jahnnyvommit: Hey y'all Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas if you’re into that! Heres my fan art gift for @mac-and-cheesles as part of @schwifty-rick Secret Santa ❤ My usual fav Rockstar Rick and a spin on Greaser Morty, ya know doing cool punx
buzzfeedlgbt: sunatjexd: I told my grandma I was bisexual a few weeks ago and today she gave me this. My grandma made me a rainbow sweater 😭 Be the grandma you want to see in the world.
myserventsneverdie: It’s taunting me ~~~~~~~~~~~ Note : any of My original memes will have my @ somewhere on it
frozenmusings: lawlu: lawlu: I went to clean my daughters room and honest to fuck I almost pissed myself GUYS IM DEAD oh MY FGSOD
oborolover: *bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*
commander-homosexual: allm0ther: brotoro: f4lseteeth: 997: ive never felt this uncomfortable before i found a video of my funeral 1) you can see the body 2) there’s like 6 cops there 3) audible sobbing in the background imagine having to explain
darth-jada: its-just-tae: grandpaq: prettyboyshyflizzy: cali-ovoxo: sincerelyafrica: Convos with Trish Part. 3 😭😭 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Shoulda caressed her booty hole & said “soon my friend” @darth-jada my hoe stories be like
thats-slightly-raven: brethompson1704: thats-slightly-raven: this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone its 8:30 at night This post is 2 months old but it’s
platonicsheith: one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the
straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations Its me outside. U want some muffins What
humans-of-pdx:“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?”“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to
dovewithscales: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: okay so at my job we have this big warehouse full of all sorts inventory and it’s always really hard to find anything so for the last year I’ve been casually suggesting my “Warehouse Goblin”
memecucker: bpdgenos: you come over to my house to hang out. there is absolutely no decoration in my home besides these these all look like patrick warburton’s voice
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: look at what my teacher wrote on my lesbian hero myth I’m going to scream they literally get married on this page im still??? not over this??? im half ready to go up to her tomorrow and be like “thanks for the a+
