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ohsobreezyjane: thotiemusprime: 2damnfeisty: afro-dominicano: everblessedpumpum: How white people built America someone get my coffin’s measurements Where is the lie? Caption of the century
kink-muffin: tailsnportholes: Softly glowing opal, I’ll get glow pics tomorrow! (It’s raining.) Available!!! https://www.etsy.com/listing/246981245/the-male-neried-glowing-opal That is the prettiest dildo I have ever set my eyes on. Opal!
This was always my dream.
It’s not like i’m gonna act like a fan… but Is following my blog… and i have a mad respect for that guy work, he is very awesome, again i’m not gonaa act like a fan…
pon-pon-neigh-neigh-neigh: scary-monsters-and-davesprite: ectobiologist: knightofbeasts: See no evil Hear no evil Speak no evil smell no evil Don’t touch me you’re evil hows my hair
meeptoyousir: So I may have cosplayed asieybarbie ‘s version of Sailor Moon at Otakon this year….It was great! I didn’t get to curl my wig like I wanted too buuuut that’s ok, I was so done with it by Saturday I didn’t even care. @_@ SLAY!!!!!
king-of-aces: Food is my life.
astrobleme22:this meme just opened my 68th eye
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing
shercocklocked: IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
somepretty-things: best-of-funny: painfully-androgynous: noonestaysatthetop-forever: I just went back to the very last page of my likes to find this post. “haven’t blinked in the last 25 minutes” X I’m crying
iammelonlordd: oh my fuck i am in tears
sylphofshield: sylphofshield: sylphofshield: sylphofshield: sylphofshield: I SENT THIS TO MY CRUSH ON FB WITH NO CONTEXT LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS ABORT MISSION THEY SAW IT ABORT ABORT guys im so fucking nervous they havent replied and they’ve seen
disappearingoctopus: If you don’t think this is the cutest shot ever get the fuck outta my face
crimelords: my first attempt at woodburning I would like to thank dril for the inspiration
veridis: rainbow-kurunu: kaiba-cave: oh. Ha….Back in my dash again. yami’s face though
masterwho: masterwho: i must do my chinese project!!!! that was uh that was not the photo i was trying to upload
bonaventure-: you know how on the first day of school you have to go around and like say stuff about you. im going to say “im an artist” queue people silently nodding, ect. they get the deal. i then fly up out of my chair “A MARTIAL ARTIST” karate
tonystarking: tonystarking: IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON I WASN’T KIDDING
Welcome to my fantasy zone.
clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online
based-hime: based-hime: Manga girls enjoying a delicious meal gatanaprince my first famous shitpost…
baetology: wetamup: baetology: prettyboyshyflizzy: My roommate got a brojob last night and the things I heard from my room last night were disturbing 😂 I wanna tell Yall but idk if it’s wrong Is a brojob different than a blowjob…? I read
prettyboyshyflizzy: by-grace-of-god: 21 Egyptian Coptic Christians were beheaded by ISIS in Libya in hatred for “people of the Cross”Please pray for them and their families and for an end to the evil of ISIS. Bruh that video was the most inhumane
guywithamohawk: elionking: thatoneniggawiththedreads: susiethemoderator: c-bassmeow:this dilemma Just imagine if that thing actually crawled in your vagina? I would literally kill my self oH MY GAWDD Wtf Fun fact about this little guy. When it
rock-my-boatey: Melanin popping in different zipcodes
gavi-gavi: Who the hell let me make theseThese’ll be added to my Storenvy after I table at Anime Triad this coming weekend, so stay tuned!
beroberos: beroberos: i love that tracer has a girlfriend but unfortunately it’s just fueled my love of widowtracer ;( I’m too into the enemies to lovers trope and then a bonus feat. sombra
the-doctor-to-my-tardis: silencedrowns: opiggynukkao: tinnyhouse: pajama-pangolin: isthiswittyenoughforyou: sharkchunks: awildofnothing: apiphile: jaggedfragments: Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this. I need this
momma-levi: ronaldkn0x: heichou-relatable: Sebastian is like Rin’s long lost dark brother have the same hairstyles red eyes and bitchy expressions HES LIKE GRELL AND SEBASTIANS LOVE CHILD this is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life
eddie-vedder-is-god: still a better love story than twilight.
tuucker:irisowl:So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he
mamamidnight: bludgers-rondelles: heliosapphic: cast of spongebob dubs classic movies I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt God damn it.
Killer of Gods!
usbdongle: this vine is the most ridiculous thing ive ever seen in my entire life
grimdarkthroes: eldritch-heiress: I’m haunted by the lies that wove the web inside of my haunted head ohMYFUCK
thatmetticguy: rootbombs: oh god it’s been years and i still haven’t gotten a source for this
stars-have-the-right-idea: I just spat all over my phone
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
forceguardian:lpfan9976: croatoanhero: Harley is a gift from God. This is why Harley is like my all time favorite! Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?; The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC
snowboxes: bird-strider: for my english class we had to make movie trailers for lord of the flies. i got my boyfriend to help me whip up this piece of shit and i got a hundred on it. i was the only one in my class who got a hundred @markerpolitics
astrology-addict: lilo15: miss-nerdgasmz: crrud: THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING VINE PLAY IT AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES PLAY IT AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL ON MY FUCKING WEDDING DAY PLAY THIS ON THE FUCKING BIG SCREEN MUR DUR Captions[Context: the wise men
candiikismet: illbegotdamn: laythatruth: lwdwnlrettabrown: theryanproject: ayoaprell: thebestoftumbling: a look inside my college textbook (x) The music.. my gawd this is perfect My song @theblackdahliam0rdor looooook!! wow I love this lmao
pyropi: glamourweaver: galasdian: sjavftusifuj: GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT this is really bizarre I will donate money to get this aired on TV I watch this daily.
amerikagome: my cousin just shared this on facebook… what the fuck my favorite comment in the thread was: “im gonna become a full fledged demon ill tell you hwat”
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
legendofthesevenstars: pearlmemethyst: pyonkotchi: my fave neoboard posts “go weave a basket” “dont lie to me on these neopets” “i feel God in this neoboard tonight” “grow up this is neopets” “i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior
fagbitch2007: Phone sex is alright I guess but I can never get my whole phone up my ass
dragon-hoard: I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me it asks “what is a human?” and in my dream my first
candiikismet: Dear God in heaven
ronansgansey: ronansgansey: my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie
eyecager: Welcome to my home. I choose gravedigging as my theme.
wauwing: so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me
mygayisshowing:sentimental-apathy:One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned
threshcadet: warriorstuck by erin hussie: the ultimate middle school crossover. tigerstar is god tier and his death at scourge’s paws is ruled as just. the death of my hand after drawing most of this in one sitting was also ruled as just
my guiding moonlight
ughmelissuh: things-inbetween: Oh my god. I am actually crying and snorting. Their laughter is contagious.
My friend did a thing (made by @lapiiislazuli)
scootalooue: gildedharlem: fishermanofponibooru: steveholtvstheuniverse: catbountry: oldmanyellsatcloud: charlesbrokly: Better than the more recent EMTs. Oh. My. God. I never expected this to get a quality animation done, much less THIS quality.
vividbuttoperation: I swear to fucking god
