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famey: exclamationfuckingpoint: morphine-city: If you love harry potter you will enjoy this. 1.reblog this 2.click the picture of snape 3.enjoy Oh dear god. OH MY GOD SCREAMING CALL 911 Oh my god I should not be laughing so much I JUST DIED A
thecutestcatever: peachdoxie: somecutething: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OOOH MY GOD OH M MY G O D That is the tiniest kitten I have ever seen
officialclinicescort: motherbychoice: snugglebunchesofeyes: eronthebender: honeybruh: drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto: femme-with-cherries: reluctant-companion: sellthatpussy: cheyennefinch: adulthoodisokay: ooooh my god oh my god ohh god
digi-egg: We can meet again. - Digimon Adventure Tri Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
-shy-guy-: “Hhnng, oh my god….y-your so wet…and I can feel you clenching around my fingers…is this feeling good?” “Aahh huh hmmm y-yes, oh god yes, you’re rubbing it! R-rubbing it so good…you’re precumming…there is so much, I had
memedong: YOU SHOULD PUT DMMd CHARACTER HEADS ON THIS GIF pleASE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE ask and ye shall receive edit: aayy high quality version that tumblr wont upload
I feel like a story arc is just beginning. Last night with the homeless man to this evening, it’s just one big story arc that’s only just beginning concerning my beliefs and personal grounding. My hear t is wrestling with My God right now It’s Sunday
laughterkey: squided: tyleroakley: takeme-garth: penis-hilton: shittier: sofalcondone: oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life do you
finn-theheroguy: radioyuki: Olivia Olson confirms Bubbline as canon! OH MY GOD
startingwithayang: The year is 2214 A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD “I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them.” Says the person Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens They did
mysticmoonhigh: So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.
punimelt: hand drawn pin product photos!!check out my shop here~
modmad: ofpaintedflowers:Haven’t posted anything about my mom’s etsy shop in a while sojust look at those thingsYOUR MOTHER IS VERY GOOD AT STUFF WOWOW
underthe-corktree: my hair dresser is a trans woman and a girl at the salon kept on calling her “he” so she whipped out her boob and said “does this titty look like a he to you”
eoile: holdup: eoile: holdup: @eoile roaches arent friends he crawled into my jeans he wanted to give you the succ™ IM NOT GONNA LET A ROACH SUCC ME GO AWAY OLIVE SHDKDJFKFHSJFKDK WELL YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KILL HIM CHANCE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO PAY
phoneticmeow: britney2007spears: fun on the right, business on the left I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
awwww-cute: My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
mallowygoodness: I’m losing my shit I thought this was a parody account but its not
aglaja: besturlonhere: you know what really gets my goat? el chupacabra
Today, I fucked up by telling my wife about parallel universes and infinite possibilities.
spoopyyellowblues: So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.” And in octopuses,
mscomrade: So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels
ruinedchildhood: smokedatkushh: Lol I love this kid. I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend
shadowhunterst: shadowhunterst: Growing up is when no-one asks you what your favourite dinosaur is anymore. For the record, Diplodocus is my favourite because it looks like it will swing its long neck round suddenly and say “Bitch what?!?!?”
communistbakery: fuckingpunchmeintheface: communistbakery: growing up with three parents was really weird what?? u had three parents?? yeah my mom’s a gemini
breakcorechoirboy: squarepizza: im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like and then it just goes downhill from there
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
anarchetypal: i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it
delearyus: I can’t help making bad posts, it’s in my Jenes
joshpeck: my friend just got this email from bath and body works two years later I’m crying
micspam:im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word
kaijubrains: genderdeath: speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood Forbidden nesquik
theshitpostcalligrapher: xiel-posts: wikwalker: lettering-is-my-music: theshitpostcalligrapher: aforepromised cursed item, delivered. This ad was literally right after it and I’m fucking dying yes he has
etct: etct: Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images
pancakecakecake: berndor: lettherebedoodles: Disney Princes… ish. After seeing these awesome edits by “thecrownedheart”, I just had to make a few of my own. So here’s a few edited screenshots of our lovely Disney ladies… as men. :D
“I’m surprised that Thor: The Dark World has been the vehicle that has alerted various people to my, if not talent, at least enthusiasm for dancing.” - Tom Hiddleston OH MY GOD TOM GET IN MY BED
Oh. My. God!
♚Oh My God♔
Eating my wings to make me tame
lavicomtesse: My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
takaneshijou: whenever i hear or say the word wiener i dont have the image of an erect penis in my head it’s more like a flaccid floppy sad lookin peepee but then when i hear or say the word cock it’s like COCK like that dick is ready to GO it’s
dogwithhat: My brothers toothbrushes over the past month Why is he so angry
risarodil: I recently just finished binge-watching Grey’s Anatomy and now I am a mess. It felt like I came out of a room full of dementors who just sucked all the happiness out of my body. Days later I’m still too hung up on the show that I thought
labias: When I’m at Sephora with my boyfriend
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mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
powmuthrfkr: you have no idea how much i love your art too OH MY GOSH……..hdsajkdhjasksdghaj I’m flustered like mad, you don’t even know. No shhh don’t leave *holds* This is absolutely amazing and I’m so flattered
tygermama: jerseydevilslesbianlover: pidge-gunson: neko-crimson: what the actual fuck Men don’t know women can pee ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body waiting
paleosteno: lunarphoenix: vondellswain: i cant believe what has come out of my hands Pearl is a Reliant Robin I’m dying what…
this completely went over my head as a kid
soupery: oogh i love my kids
poinko: whatpumpkin: Troll Call! Uh…I don’t…um…can someone come get this troll. Please. Curious about these new signs? Take the Extended Zodiac Test! And don’t forget to the check out the Hiveswap Comics Contest. my childe
adapto: janemba: armsakimbothankyou: janemba: Scientist world wide agree dick is a fruit Makes sense, considering I have to spit out the seed. I swallow so I can grow dick trees in my stomach
foism: OH MY GODoau
pearl-likes-pi: why my username is pearl-likes-pi: i have this headcanon that when steven asks pearl if she likes pie she thinks he means the mathematical constant and shes like YES
stevenrwbyverse: Garnet is Feeling HerselfI promised @jen-iii that I’d make her a video for her birthday, sorry its so late (* ̄∀ ̄) Anyway I hope you enjoy this extremely belated birthday present![Youtube Link (HD)] OH MY HOD THIS IS WONDERFUL
e-boobs: sOME KID FROM MY SCHOOL EVERYONE THOUGHT HE KILLED HIMSELF AND AFTER LIKE 2354635462435 “R.I.P” POSTS HE WAS JUST LIKE WAHTHTS GOIN ON
iggysbuttiscute: compositionflorence: chandeluresinitaly: this show omg THIS FUCKING SHOW SEJKDGDHFGDF This was my show.
toosenbo: today this boy in my art class was talking about hot actresses and this girl was like “you wanna see hot? ill show you hot” and she pulled out a picture of sasuke