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airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying. if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
foodffs: PORK GYOZA (POTSTICKERS) Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
itsborderlinebitch: tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking”
icecream-eaterrr: growlandpounce: tovartime: Need me a squad like this Grey shirt had me feelin things im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol
bromar: *goes to england* me: excuse me, what time is it? brit: time wots that m8? *big ben chimes* everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers* brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
miyku: me after 3 hours sleep mother : are you all right?me :
buckoftheirish: koalatea: i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle
oh my god I don’t think I’ve ever created a more accurate likeness of myself
jaclcfrost:i may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god
krafteasymac: trashboat: whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom
afghanalgorithm:For people who ask me why Muslims don’t have/allow images of Prophet Muhammad, let me tell you this. Look at what they have done to Prophet Isa, Buddha, and other religious figures. Jesus is placed on fashion accessories, put on candles,
fornaxed: cutevictim: I wish platonic bdsm was more of a thing. I want really good friends who will sometimes spit in my mouth and slap me and tell me I’m a filthy little piggy. this is why aliens pass us by
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sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK me
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bastardfact: jolyene: I WAS ON EBAY LOOKING FOR JOJO MERCHANDISE AND WHT THE FYCK HAVE I STUMBLED UPON WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IM GONNA PIDS JESUS CRHIST The holidays are coming up you guys so here’s some gift ideas (for me) So the holidays have passed,
precumming: me: i dont believe in god me when im home alone and i hear a scary noise:
princemeaty: flanneldragon: god forgive me @auxill
omg i finally got her name! come back M! this is the 3rd time I’ve seen you and been unable to say hello. this time it wasn’t due to me being dumbfounded, just that we were mega busy and there was only me and david and i was on bar and frappuccinos
youmakemydreams: (via andylarocca) OH MY GOD, GUYS, IT’S BEN AND RONNIE. HOLY SHIT I LOVED THE FIRST SEASON OF MAKE ME A SUPER MODEL. THE ORIGINAL KRADAM, SRSLY, THEY WERE A STRAIGHT MARRIED SOUTHERN GUY AND A GAY CITY-BASED GUY AND RONNIE (THE
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spesiria: It’s great that fandoms always get me out of my comfort zone, but for the love of god next time I decide it’s a good idea to draw biker!AU Thorin and Dwalin on AN ACTUAL MOTORCYCLE despite the fact that I’ve never drawn anything like
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noonies: siddharthasmama: 90% of me is wanting to get that bottom couplet tattooed on me, jesus christ. ^^^^^ i 1000% support this
ekaitz: God, here are a bunch of sketches from the past month to present. Captain Sugar Puffs is the cereal mascot of Titan Saga. So many AU… some are even AU within an AU.DON’T. LOOK. AT. ME.
savarend replied to your post “Although, pro of writing a snk modern college au is that Eren and…” oh god this totally happens. eren probably like. walks into a pole when he realises Imagine them getting to the point that Armin’s
fuckyeahrhodey: Circuits Maximus Era Rhodey/Tony Commission for me by whileothersreap. Totally Totally in love with it!
artichokehold: those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
sleepingbeautyornot: Favourite TV characters. 16/? Penelope Garcia- Criminal Minds.“Hey, It’s me. Hotch asked me to try all your numbers, and I have this as an old listing, and you probably don’t even use it any more, but if it is you and you’re
crookedsin: officialunitedstates: you: tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke me: looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical
eveningflares-deactivated201903: I need you right now. I don’t even know what I need. I need you to see me. I need you to witness me as I go through this. I need to know you’re out there while I’m going through this. That’s what I need.
brozoi:9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always concerned that ill be chilling like that and people around me will notice and make it weird. dont make it weird
hokagbae:its v cute how joseph takes it personally when bad guys threaten him hes like “oh man I guess he really hates me„,” instead of thinking “I am a threat to him/his agenda and he wants me out of the way for his own personal gain”
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me drawing: *he man voice* oh my god do i try
kaeferlein: whinges: Reibert Week day 3, Modern AU, means it’s finally time for me to unleash… furry AU…. Explanation follows (it’s long. It could’ve been worse, trust me) Keep reading here it is, the best worst thing I’ve ever created
malacandrax: @sadorkable THANK YOU HAHA, it’s been growing on me a lot recently :P (Have you read this persons bakery AU, because dear god, my heart- http://archiveofourown.org/works/11325528 ) I’ve been meaning to do this for ages tbh, though
anorable: two characters: have a sun/moon dichotomy going on me: (wheezing, grappling for breath) i am but a humble peddler, besotted by thy starlike metaphor,
dailypleaselikeme:Oh god, I’ve made a mistake. I mean, a moment ago I thought this was beautiful. But seeing you here now has made me realize that perhaps it’s like a bit much.
louisegluckpdf:“don’t go where i can’t follow” is literally the most romantic thing anyone has ever said. it’s like. i’ll let you bring me anywhere—far from home, far from the places and people i love, so long as you stay with me. i’ll
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