god me
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god me clips
God, I want to be different
Godly Aquarius..
GOD IS GAY
god-free:gabby is so fierce
so mad at myself for not buying this it’s so cute ugh god 😞
hopunk: guess who’s the prettiest, best person in the world?! me. bet you thought i was gonna say you like this was some kumbaya-everyone-is-beautiful-glitter-n-emojis ass post. this the real world you ugly freak bitch!
hi it me
supamuthafuckinvillain: This makes me extremely content.
bruhdidas: Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa. Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *
nintendo6664: celestialsweet: i hope someone has a secret crush on me. at least a little tiny one.like a baby sprout one…like a little drop maybe,a little syrupy drop of crushy crush baby love nectar WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
notjackwhite: when a boy doesnt text me back after 5 minutes:
bombing: doctor: the operation was a success me: i didn’t ask
harampolice:me: beer is so nastybearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss
fussyconcussy: the checkout person: have a nice day me: thank you baby
fatgirlopinions: I hate when you’re sexting a guy and they’re all like “send me a pic of you right now” cause like yeah I said I had three fingers deep in my vagina but really I’m sitting here in my pjs eating Doritos with a fork
And Then They Mocked Me
egobirth: cakelikeowen: U done yet me
assflat: this triggered me
You've reached The House of Unrecognized Talent
nofoodnolove: Ashley and I :c OH MY FUCKING GOD. I always looked fucked up when I’m sober. LMAOOOOOOO at our faces in the second picture though. omfg. #raverproblems
My body is a Temple & I am the God it is made for
"I should have stayed with God..."
finally got my nose pierced AGAIN hallelujah god dayum
Siri, why does God allow suffering?
piratequeenintraining: College students only have 2 levels of stress: 1) I don’t give a fuck 2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS There is no in between.
poe-damnneron: Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’
a lesser god
God bless girls who are into kinky shit
GOD
thingssthatmakemewet:mossyoakmaster:thingssthatmakemewet:Y'all, warmer weather is upon us and that means @mossyoakmaster is back to wearing polos with his dress pants for work and spiking his hair and wearing his leather jacket and oooooh it is a god
And they worshiped the beast saying… “Who is like the beast and who can fight against the beast?” And It opened its mouth to utter blasphemous words against God.
godful: what if someone walked in and u have a clear bathtub *things get awkward.*
godful: fl-orish: purdy nails michael kore watch
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY BOOBS SO DAMN BIG OMG I COULD REST MY CHIN ON THEM. does any skinny person with no boobies want them? por favore. oh my god.
god-of100weas: insideusallisasecret: Csm >:c verte siempre y fingir como si nada :c Lo mejor que podi hacer es evitarlo un poco más y te violo.
god-cares-for-you: Rob on We Heart It.
To bring the downfall of God and light…
God hates us all.
Who needs a god when you’ve got Satan?
Bow to a god I will never want. Look him in the face as I taste his blood.
From shit to roses. There’s a devil playing god.
To bring the downfall of god and light!!
wahzoo:“Can you remember how it felt to be alive? Your god machine is cold and dead, your eyes they cannot cry. Fuck your deities of dying love, we have shot them down from the skies above.”
rainbowsandboybands: jaymcguinessgetinmybed: justanotherbrokenguitarstring: tommos-mullingar-bitch: just-a-skinny-boy: infinitevoices: I may not be as pretty as all the girls on tumblr, but I think I look just fine the way I am. God bless this
Over 20 Stephen King books and the entire Harry Potter series.God bless thrift stores
If allergies could just stop that would be great. Any time now. God please.
I have found love! Watch this because: a. he’s a God. b. he does a mash up of Come Together and Lose Yourself c. His name is Max Milner and alliteration is fun! ps, My blog is not a video sharing blog so I will take it down later :)
naughtysalamander: male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
ghouliaestefan: surprisebitch: n0-p0st-0n-sunday: pvnkslut: If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you. i would advise you to avoid santa is it wrong to want christmas cummies?💦👅 im not on santa’s
tendencytoslip: wennkillz: tendencytoslip: Petition for The Killers to add Sam’s Town on every set list. SIGN ME UP! EVERY TIME! There is forever NOTHING like that feeling of Sam’s Town being played at the beginning of the show. So yeah, Kyla,
dickgripper: this old guy told me im part of the lost generation and i said u soon to be part of the dead generation and im being written up for verbal abuse lmfao old guy 1 hodan 0
hipsterloli: A friend just told me and i had no idea that the 2013 blu ray edition of Matilda had a reenactment of the iconic chocolate cake scene with all the original actors made on their reunion party
God I hate this
gods and monsters.
