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DIALOGUE BETWEEN ME, CACTUS AND GOD CONCERNING LIFE’S GREATEST QUESTIONFIRST CACTUS AVAILABLE IN ENGLISH!!!
Elixir of the gods 🆠(yes, that’s my penis) http://imrockhard4u.tumblr.com
I don’t know why any guy thinks they’re gods gift to women. I think it’s pretty safe to say that women were gods gift to women.
Obey me? Sure. Serve me? Sure. Protect me? Sure. Bahh, T-325, override all other prime directives for now. Add a new one: fuck me. Save it and run it. Now!
jadaddie: diancie: eliaes: unfortunatewhitekid: tall: god i hate old people OH MY GOD me This is ageist i love old people
fvckinher: sweeetwet: sweeetwet: tongue-god: ME DEVOURING MY FAN’S PUSSY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!!!!… **TONGUE GOD**
pisceskiss: sweeetwet: sweeetwet: tongue-god: ME DEVOURING MY FAN’S PUSSY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!!!!… **TONGUE GOD**
I need to be youthfully felt ‘cause, God, I never felt youngShe’s gonna save me,Call me “baby”Run her hands through my hair Jackie and Wilson by HozierI really needed some happy fluffy eremins today I guess
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kalxskirata: chubbyem: bcbeccabae: merissa-a: Camden market, London. heaven? Aaahhhhh! I’m going here soon ^_^ Dear god
He just makes me soooo just oh my god. What is happening to me? ❤
numquamcedam-archive: Fast & Furious / Pacific Rim AU— I never feared death or dying, I only fear never trying I am whatever I am, only God can judge me, now One shot, everything rides on tonight Even if I’ve got three strikes, Imma go for it,
oh my god gag gag gag one of these fics that feature reid as a trans man is rossi/reid oh my god i’m so uncomfortable
skittycatz replied to your post: LAST TIME I CHECK SLEEPING PILLS ARE S…Ohh man that sounds really frustrating, im sorry!Thank you friend and dear god it is! I haven’t been able to sleep properly at night for so long and I’m getting to the ‘I’m
themisspolly: andrelew: oh god oh god oh god! #me
neocola: I NEVER USE ANY STICKERS I GET BECAUSE ITS LIKE OH GOD I CAN ONLY USE THIS STICKER ON ONE THING BEFORE THE STICKINESS IS LOST FOREVER WHAT DO I PUT THIS ON OH NO FUCK LIKE OH MY GOD STICKERS ARE JUST WAY TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME
robinrealhood: no matter what you believe in, whether you’re religious or not, whether you have one god, twenty gods or no god i think we can all agree that potatoes in all their versatile forms are fuckin beautiful
liveloveoas: guruthethird: rafira: rjinswand: dingraha: burgerrr: cisgender: i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me everything about this screams fedora oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god holy shit
jigokuhana:“Sometimes…I wonder if she can see me through your eyes.”...…Told ya I had another comic idea.This one’s not as polished at the Amethyst one, I admit, but I think it’s still effective in it’s own way. :3
amigara: you ever masturbate to something and then afterward stare at the ceiling thinking “what the fuck is wrong with me? why am i so nasty? why can’t i find god?”
meadows-furry-field:“Ahh! It broke!! I can feel your cum filling me up! AH fuck no no take it out! You’ll get me pregnant! Ahh fuck! God this feels so so…good!!” -Meadow
bopeep:workinonthephones:krim5on:emotionallydetachedandavailable: cyberstripper: me omfg this lil hoe ass hamster me OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
slugbox: flesh-odium-personal: nekophelia: slugbox ‘s Cteno because why not Oh… Oh I really love this!!!!!!!!! GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME I AIN’T ASK FOR THIS TO BE DONE TO ME and you didn’t have to go this hard fuck
sketchysecchiscribbles: god-of-debauchery: sketchysecchiscribbles: god-of-debauchery: sketchysecchiscribbles: I’m sorry. What for? Being me. Never be sorry for that Why? Because you are awesome
samus-san: god-of-debauchery: samus-san: god-of-debauchery: samus-san: Pretty please? ❤️😘 Alright, but only if I get to eat you out too. With your cock you can do me whatever you want! ❤️❤️❤️ I’ll have to go to France sometime
samus-san: god-of-debauchery: samus-san: god-of-debauchery i really think you are the powerfull enough to fuck a knight like me in this and a lots of positions more ❤️ Well, I know things that would make a prostitute blush and a certain goddess
samus-san: goddess-of-debauchery: samus-san: When i do a face like this…is that you guys are doing a nice job fucking me ❤️❤️ Well, you would love sex with Dargondo then. Is that so? god-of-debauchery can you please fuck me like this?❤️❤️
samus-san:god-of-debauchery: samus-san: god-of-debauchery: Oh my samus-san this is a wonderful view Oh my…you were watching? ❤️❤️😈😈 How could I not watch a woman as elegant as yourself? Elegant? Now you are flattering me ❤️❤️
love-goddess-samus-san: god-of-debauchery: love-goddess-samus-san: Woof! god-of-debauchery Woof! Woof, woof indeed. Now who’s a good girl! Me! Im a good girl!! ❤️❤️ Then you deserve a treat, come and get your bone sweetie~ *unzips pants
love-goddess-samus-san: Oh my! I love this girl! Please can semone give me her name? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i will give you cookies with my juices too ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Good god, someone tell me her name!
jackal-of-debauchery: god-of-debauchery: jackal-of-debauchery: god-of-debauchery Huh, I actually have a few of those on my phone. Well damn. I was browsing a bit through my laptop folders and thought youd like them. Beat me to them though. Lol Yeah,
dante-infernious: kittievamp: Mmmm use my holes baby. Fuck me and cum for me God damn… so much ass… yeeeeeessssss.
pixiedebauchery: god-of-debauchery: monmaker: Like this, @pixiedebauchery? You just love to overdose on your favorite drug, don’t you? 😉 Oh hell yes. Want to give me a pick me up? ;) Who would be capable of denying such an enchanting little
submissiveandconfused: god-of-debauchery: submissiveandconfused: plainlyconvoluted: crownandcollar: Oof kinks are confusing. On one hand pregnancy is terrifying to me and I literally never want to undergo it. On the other hand, tell me you’re gonna
risk-k: I just read something that disturbed me, so I went and check to confirm with my own copy Isayama seems to have said that Eren and Armin may not end up as good friends by the end. Or am I interpreting this wrong, please tell me I’m wrong! My
denoppa: oh god, i just love noijaku so much- yeah just a pointless doodle with no explanation whatsoever oh god, i can’t seemed to finish anything, so i’ll just throw this thing here- oh god. /hides back in the trash where i belong.
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
SHE’S FOLLOWING ME ON INSTAGRAM I AM SCREAMING
oh my god my night terror was so bad i almost screamed at the top of my lungs when Nick woke me up. I was fully within that nightmare and it was the most terrifying dream I’ve ever had. I was completely terrified until the second Nick shook me awake.
disowns: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass
imagineequius: feasibleweasel has me at gunpoint… help me… I mean. We Love Imaging Equius oh god help me. Imagine Equius Holding You At Gunpoint aahahahahahahaa help me u mig ht wa nna sto p imagi ning for a whi le I thought we all agreed to
brightindie: if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness
mousathe14: notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter Oh my god.. I GET IT NOW!
FUCK FUCK FUCK OH MY GOD FUCK KILL ME
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: Girl: *whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing… Me: WOAH Me: OH MY GOD Me: NO Me: NO PLEASE DON’T LET IT BE SO Me: AHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW Me: THAT MY BOOBS DON’T MAGICALLY STAY SUPPORTED Me: THEY’LL
michiganbro: imjustme0623: This is soooo hot!!! FUUCK. That verbal grunting made me blow a massive load. God damn, alpha fuckr. (via Gridllr)
milanumber14: Me VS A Demon: Me VS A Ghost: Me VS A Witch: Me VS A Ghoul: Me VS An Undead: Me VS A Werewolf: Me VS A Vampire: Me VS A Changeling: Me VS A Shapeshifter: Me VS A Demigod or Pagan god: Me VS A cockroach:
something (everything) is wrong with me..it’s so exhausting@god please explain why this is
luciferlesbian: Me, logging in Tumblr: hi Lesbians: oh god i love women so much I cry everytime i think about women god Me, already in tears: ladies that’s so valid and I’m so proud of you
Just fucking kill me now. Oh god how fucking embarrassing.
death-in-dreaming: mixedwithsuiicide: sosilentsosuicidal: Oh.My.Fucking.God.I cant even explain how much this gets to me. I am outgoODB YEEEEE omfg oh my god.
chanson-egocentrique: oh god oh god oh god this is gorgeous!
the photo I took vs what it cost me
lavenderubies: oh god CUTE BOYS MAKE ME SO NERVOUS OH GOD
cuckfunt: oh my god oh my god oh my god please let this be transparant! homer would hide under my blog! pleeease! :O
leonarajourney: Alright, so, I read rhinocio‘s fanfic “Trouble: A Local’s Guide to Pseudo-Fusion and Storage Hideaways” and this part in particular intrigued me:“ Though their bodies could be formed as soft as they pleased, Sapphire had always
Rhin: *Gives me a sneak peek of ‘Tenacity’*Me:
kyleehenke: last-bi-in-town: onlyblackgirl: sourcedumal: kyleehenke: OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 WHO IS THIS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um. sorry;; i’ve got 3,550 messages in my inbox if that’ll explain why i miss/forget something. it happens often.but!!!!!! god, this really made me nostalgic all of a sudden. another big 4 fan?!?! vh reader!?! AGH<333 thank you, honestly. maybe
