get me a cat
NSFW Tumblr
find get me a cat on porn pin board
get me a cat clips
deluxetrashqueen: Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get
hijabby: I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting
g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
lundlaeva: Today (in the car on my way to work) I realised why Nepeta has a HUUUUUGE thing for Karkat. It’s because he has a ‘cat’ in his name, isn’t it. Yeah, it’s only taken me 2+ years to get that joke JEGUS. It’s not even like it isn’t
winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself
valoscope: saria121: My cat gets worried about me when I sing in the shower. @fire-is-my-happy-place
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: carl-jung-lean: I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice “HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”
iamthelamp: teashoesandhair: letthebonesspeak: featured: sleepy kitten argues with me about getting up. Featured: the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces [offscreen voice] “hey.”cat: “wahhh?? waaah?”“what.”“wehhh…”“yeah
musicalninja: winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will
theyellowbrickroad: i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mswyrr: iamlesbatron: boodle-bay: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chichiwho: Stop filming & help me Cat: HUMAN HUMAN DO SOMETHING FOR GODS SAKE HELP This never gets old lol Lmao puppies: HAI THAR NEW FRIEND YOU SMELL
iamsavingtheuniverse: so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects
jamjardines: jamjardines: MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE” i wasn’t kidding okay
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
nishlo: it takes me like 10 days to get comfortable when i sit down why cant i be a cat
disimba: botanize:this cat wait with me for the bus most days like jt comes when I get there and when the bus arrives i say bye and it goes lol I love it who is she? Wtf did you just say?
lolibarbie:Mummy took me to a kitty cat cafe on Friday!! I had so much fun and made lotsa friendos! Mumma says I need to get lots of practice with them before my kitty comes in October!
pecancat: Sitting outside in the snow trying to get stray cats to let me pet them is my aesthetic
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats
When my cat comes into the room her eyes are wide because the first thing she sees are the ghosts, and she tries to get rid of them but she can’t and if she can’t save me, who can?
ladybug: joyouscatus: yui-art: what do u mean this gift is not for me? my heart is broken i’m cry omf it gets even sadder when he drags it away from him this cat is SO cute and asdfjkl; it’s so sad but awww
I think this is about how every cat sees me “Is she for real? Am i ever getting out of here?”
catsuggest: Hey ik this isn’t the kind of submission you normally get but the lovely @eggy-prince drew my cat Finnegan for me!!!
familysexlife: cdfantasy: My sis and I play a game of cat and mouse. If I can catch her before she sees me, I can fuck her. It means I get her in some pretty precarious situations. Today I had to fuck her in the kitchen before mom and dad got
emper-or: Get this to 50,000 just because i want to be able to say to Cat in our old age: “remember that fucking 50k tumblr post from when you texted me on Thanksgiving 2013?”
soliamurr: theotherwesley: flootzavut: colonelgathers: justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIFSET FOR MONTHS. mini onsen
l0vegl0wsinthedark: cyggiestardust: winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog
chakiya: A picture of me getting my ass ate while my cat watches in horror.
colonelgathers: justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.
gaymerlvl-pharmercy: hijabby: I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small
allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is
thekorovamilk: colonelgathers: justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious. The little meow in the fourth one.
botanize: this cat wait with me for the bus most days like jt comes when I get there and when the bus arrives i say bye and it goes lol I love it who is she?
dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep
getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. you are not a delicious treat for me to eat.
getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. i do not need you to feed me answers to my history exam. the name of the fourth US president was most certainly not ‘Meow.’
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: akial: somekindofhelicoptervalentine: cr-est:He yelled at me until we adopted himthat is the happiest looking cat ever honestly this is the realest form of how i get what i want
jamesfrancos: Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance.
feigenbaumsworld: thekorovamilk: colonelgathers: justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious. The little meow in the fourth one.
ourheartsofsteel: de-lou-sional: mswyrr: iamlesbatron: boodle-bay: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chichiwho: Stop filming & help me Cat: HUMAN HUMAN DO SOMETHING FOR GODS SAKE HELP This never gets old lol Lmao puppies: HAI THAR NEW FRIEND
gays-cats-and-funnies: xratedgaymer: I decided to do something for wet Wednesday. What do people think? I’m also only 25 followers from getting 1k… I still don’t know what to do to celebrate hehe Do me to celebrate @xratedgaymer ??
fanickingfandom: winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you
daddysbottom: I was going to sneak up to dad and snap a photo of him reclining nude in his chair while watching tv in the den. But he caught me (that damn cat!) . However, instead of getting mad, dad actually smiled when he realized what I was about
![iamthelamp: teashoesandhair: letthebonesspeak: featured: sleepy kitten argues with me about getting up. Featured: the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces [offscreen voice] “hey.”cat: “wahhh?? waaah?”“what.”“wehhh…”“yeah](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8840d3eaeb2183ab5a5c90ddbd6fda4/0ebf071a5b106200-dd/s512x512u_c1/28e7fb3b0938e8125cef93a319645ad302e9acb7.png)
![soliamurr: theotherwesley: flootzavut: colonelgathers: justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIFSET FOR MONTHS. mini onsen](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bdfeb52be9b0a95383c6a7c45ff9d525/tumblr_mm2ubvDtnl1qaxxvao1_250.gif)
