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iamsavingtheuniverse: so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects
Last night he was cute and cuddly and actually let me pet him. At the vet, he was so very pissed off at having to get a thermometer up his butt. He cried, and Juvia jumped up and licked his face and then sulked in his carrier. But the dog and cat are
ileftmyheartinwesteros: I am a terrible housewife, I hate cleaning ahoboandhisbox said: Cleaning sucks. just train your pets to do it. lmao i can’t even get Juvia to do “stay” lol. And if the cat could talk, he’d tell me to
mothbug: my cat gets worried about me when I’m in the bathtub
nanejo: why wouldn’t the man that gets sent these wanna fuck me silly ??? Don’t know, maybe he has something against cats?
clueboob: sometimes everyone (me, mom, and the cat) in my house is really quiet and laying down and napping or being sleepy and i just assume there’s too much carbon monoxide in the air and we’re actually getting poisoned
deluxetrashqueen: Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get
luvr4photography: padalekki: Jensen Ackles Dancing at Jus In Bello (x) MY CAT JUST STARED ME WHEN I STARTED SCREAMING ALL OUT jensen ackles could get it.
colter-cat: Me, observing my self destructive behaviors getting further out of hand.
m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more
queenmogar117: winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
buttinyourface: I love horny butt sluts like this guy, so hungry for cock he’s always getting on his hands and knees like a cat in heat lol. I need to find me an obedient bottom slave. Check him out on Asshole In Your Face also!
jamjardines: jamjardines: MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE” i wasn’t kidding okay
theyellowbrickroad: i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
getoutoftherecat: get off me cat. you are not a massage therapist.
ccolfer: i took away her favourite cat toy because she was getting rowdy and now she won’t look at me or answer when i call her name
socksinator: “Let me tell you a story little one… Hey! You’re not a cat! Get out of here!”
notyourbuns-hun: pleasantbeardgalaxy: feigenbaumsworld: thekorovamilk: colonelgathers: justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious. The little meow in the fourth one.
gingeyy: Jk you guys get two more because my hair was on POINT the other day and I’m going through my pictures and I’ll prob post the one of me and my cat later… In case you guys slept on this…
colonelgathers: justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.
detectivesonnshine: miss–midnight: biteythevillain: so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
diary-of-demosthenes: nerdsandgamersftw: EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING! MOTHERFUCKING CAT ARMOR!!! Via Etsy Tsarmina Queen of the Tousand Eyes!Please tell me someone gets the Mossflower reference.
sparckle-cat: ↳ GET TO KNOW ME : favorite 2/10 Male characters → L Lawlietl lawliet : “ There are… many types of monsters in this world: Monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble; monsters who abduct children; monsters
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mswyrr: iamlesbatron: boodle-bay: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chichiwho: Stop filming & help me Cat: HUMAN HUMAN DO SOMETHING FOR GODS SAKE HELP This never gets old lol Lmao puppies: HAI THAR NEW FRIEND YOU SMELL
feigenbaumsworld: thekorovamilk: colonelgathers: justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious. The little meow in the fourth one.
thekorovamilk:colonelgathers:justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious. The little meow in the fourth one.
lethalauroramage: artist-refs: hatey-mchaterson: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and
eclipticafusion: memedokis: just when i thought i couldnt get any more pathetic i got the wind knocked out of me by a cat @kakasbal and Juju
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: carl-jung-lean: I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice “HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”
eva-420: eva-420: bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud
dobbyfreelife: kittenanarchy: rainbow-ginger-butterfly: My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur he just keeps getting fatter. when will he stop This made me laugh too hard
molliekatie: youremybrandnewday: eva-420: eva-420: bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud I’m sorry, does
pancakeke:jdididydog:pancakeke:I like these but the name makes me feel like I’m about to get yelled atwhat the fuck is happening with your keyboard bro it’s stretching like a cat
biteythevillain:miss–midnight: biteythevillain: so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats Kinda
autumngracy: hijabby: I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage
kaeepopoppa: winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will
fourtygay: unflatteringcatselfies: My sister sent this to me of our cat, Sassy with no explanation and I can’t stop laughing bout to get these hands
sagihairius: i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill
unclefather: unclefather:don’t buy animals. if you’re not a pussy you can just go into nature and get one yourself for free so anyways, i got this cat from outside and i think it’s mad at me? i’ve done everything i can, he won’t stay inside
pangur-and-grim: pangur-and-grim: pangur-and-grim: I’ve started the cats on a diet (gotta get rid of those small saggy bellies), & this has resulted in Pangur shadowing me for the last 2 hours, screaming & biting whatever body part I leave
evilvillain123456789:hi could you let me into your house please. i need to strip the copper off of your pipes. so i can sell the metal and get more plastic toys of girls with cat ears.
pancakeke:jdididydog:pancakeke:I like these but the name makes me feel like I’m about to get yelled atwhat the fuck is happening with your keyboard broit’s stretching like a cat
erindewitt: lovelykeba: tina-rose: so-treu: i actually squealed, so this gets reblogged Me trying to fight bae. Lol Hahahaha Go lay down cat…..
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats
helmhammerhand: blktauna: winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds
memedokis: just when i thought i couldnt get any more pathetic i got the wind knocked out of me by a cat
winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself
black-nata: audiences, stupid: omg that poor lion is going to get ate :(((((((( me, cat lady, smart:
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