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sagihairius: i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill
deluxetrashqueen: Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: carl-jung-lean: I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice “HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”
molliekatie: youremybrandnewday: eva-420: eva-420: bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud I’m sorry, does
paininmyheart-imalive: THERES MORE THIS POST JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂 ladyshinga: (source) callmebliss: Can haz snackytreat notcaycepollard: dualclock: My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang Me: you will
asimovsideburns:nukealyptus:cybergata: People who can do this amaze me. for the first 10 seconds i was absolutely certain it was gonna be this cat I will never get over shit like this
wednesdaystwisted: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: carl-jung-lean: I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice “HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE” My
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
theyellowbrickroad: i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself
hazzaimagines28: calum-in-a-hood: lilmuffinmendes: 5secsofnialljameshoran: it gets funnier every time you watch it I’m about pee My cat got so mad at me for laughing so hard This is my favorite video. It’s a cow Luke. Ash was so grumpy that
notownbandit: blondie-cat: Do y'all think my friend would be the slutty kind of a cop we all want to get pulled over by? 💦😍 Damm she can arrest me anytime
rubyfruitjumble: if u ever see a girl awkwardly trailing after a stray cat trying to get its attention that’s probably me
biomedicalephemera: Hey chickadees, want something to do while I’m off doing that “being social” and “getting married” thing? I mean, besides giving me a wedding gift of cat surgery money? ;P Learn some chem with Compound Interest! Okay, I
colonelgathers: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.
jammy-cat: fucking a little hardermaybe quite a bit higher XD <3just remember you can get videos just for you if you buy me things or donate <3
madbunnydesu: https://www.patreon.com/Madbunny I’m getting close to the finish of drawing commissions :3 I’m not sure if should I open new slots or focus on personal pervy stuff like this one above and count on You and Patreon to feed me and my cat
My kitty cat got a black eye. Today’s office visit, typhoid vaccine, and meningitis vaccine put me out 踄- and I still have to pick up the Malaria pill from the pharmacy, and I couldnt even get the highly recommended Japanese enciphilitus vaccine
unclefather: okay so cat people, nugget listens to me most of the time but she’s been getting up on the counter and my mom said “spray her with the spray bottle” but she likes water and when i spray her she just stands there with this smug look
wreckcrs: One time I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled and they put me on laughing gas and after they finished I was still a little weird and the dentist asked if I was okay and I looked at him and asked, “how many cats do you think it would
theblackship: jamjardines: jamjardines: MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE” i wasn’t kidding okay
thedragonbomb: Fallen Heroines: Black Cat The sixth, non-loop clip is available! Get it here or here. If you like my work please consider reblogging or supporting me on Patreon.
amberjane06: Cat is out of the bag…lol Something special as a thank you to all of my followers, especially those who have been following me from the start. I never thought this blog would be as fun as it is or that I would get such amazing and positive
bunnyfood: Cat: “Get this fucking thing off me.” (via Cute Overload)
No one anticipates the sunset flip
jingledink: found two kitties cuddling by the sea
s t a t i c e
NOT GREAT, BOB
kellyissatan: I don’t know what’s going on but I like it
d-m-l-e: jillithe: tastefullyoffensive: Puppy: ”See, I told you we’d both fit on here comfortably.” 🔊 THE TAIL WAGGING @books-abt-ufos
remiarty:apparently bucky gets a cat… u cant expect me to just not do anything about it
jujube-86: I had trouble with this one, it was too short in the legs, certain angles made me look goofy :p my cat loved trying to eat my foot while I struggled to get it on though haha, thank you stompz88!
goddammitstacey: Fuck me, I’d be a Sith Lord so fast like “I’m sorry you’re expelled from the Jedi order because you developed meaningful emotional ties to your cat” get the fuck outa here
gaymerlvl-pharmercy: hijabby: I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small
astralflamingo: kaeepopoppa: winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30
kaeepopoppa: winjennster: m-muscle-chan: allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will
allthenamesilikearetaken: sweet-cherry-fairy: ladynorbert: raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is
insomniac-arrest:me: *swipes away any new notifications on my phone like a cat slapping away anything getting in their face they don’t like*
jamjardines: jamjardines: MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE” i wasn’t kidding okay
chakiya: A picture of me getting my ass ate while my cat watches in horror.
artemispanthar:I reblogged that art of Artemis from Hades and the post starts with “Artemis” so whenever I get a note on it I immediately just see the name and I’m like Me, @earthbender, and @jadeottsel ’s cat:
mswyrr: iamlesbatron: boodle-bay: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chichiwho: Stop filming & help me Cat: HUMAN HUMAN DO SOMETHING FOR GODS SAKE HELP This never gets old lol Lmao puppies: HAI THAR NEW FRIEND YOU SMELL DIFFERENT ARE YOU A SPECIAL
hijabby: I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting
sodomymcscurvylegs: azarian9: sixth-impact: tormans-space: BITCH LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!! If you ever wanted a good cat fight? TAKE YO ASSS TO DC AND GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFE BITCH!!!! This animation is off the fucking hook!!! so fluid Ok,
gideonscorral: gideonscorral: Brotherly Love folio still up for digital download. Get a copy of these cute twin cross dressin cat boys today. Here are some samples, including page 1 of the 7 page comic included in the folio! It’s ŭ.Contact me at:
lucy-cat-mydirtyhobby: NYLON-CATSUIT! Does that make You Horny?The fit of a Catsuit to me, should I not mention… :D And a Nylon Suit with a Horny fuck aperture in my holes… The engraver I’m just extra Horny with my hot Dirty Talk and he’ll get
shucreamkitty: crusnik-o2: shucha: slaren: paperdraws: This is my cat Paper, her bottom lip has been swelling increasingly over the last few days and it’s starting to worry me. I couldn’t get a picture of it, but it’s starting to puss and form
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