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atleastpizzalovesyou: the-awesome-quotes: Funny Comics Reveal The Reality Of Owning A Cat @ifellinlovewithadalek
crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: 4rcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices At first it was funny
nyooom: if someone tells you an offensive joke just tell them you dont get it and watch as they squirm and fidget and try to explain the punchline without literally saying “the target of the joke is being hurt in some way and thats funny right"
pentragons: Most Inspirational Quotes from Studio Ghibli Movies“It’s funny how you wake up each day and never really know if it will be the one that will change your life f o r e v e r.”
actyourshoesizegirl: the-awesome-quotes: Funny Comics Reveal The Reality Of Owning A Cat Cat lady 101 @twobirdsonesong
lightsaroundyourvanity: in the horrible wake of carrie fisher’s death i’ve still smiled every time i see “drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra” quoted anywhere and i can’t believe carrie fisher was so sharp and so funny that she preemptively
factsbrain: “Darkle” is the opposite of “sparkle." - weird, interesting & funny facts
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hadrianx: drspikeysinger: foxbear: %JudgmentalHorseshit I’ve seen this posted in about a half-dozen places today. While I get the “funny” involved in attributing this line to Wilde, it’s really the presumptiveness in the “quote” as a stand-alone
thatfunnyblog: this kid who graduated last year had this as his senior quote omg Funny Stuff you like?
bankuei: whitepeoplesaidwhat: nethilia: dizzmaster02: brandx: divanoid: nethilia: whitepeople.jpg “They rap but they don’t know what true rap is.” “They play rock, but they don’t know how to rock.” "They’re funny
so annoyin when your card gets rejected at the petrol station after you’ve filled up your car, hold on a minute I’ll go suck it out for u
Questo sarà un lungo viaggio.
zouisprince: “Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone." - Zayn Malik (inspired)
captainstevexxx: fuckyeahjockstraps: armistance: bonerbag: theantipodeanhomo: (via vincentvincent) haha heh, funny thing about this is that i’m the one being quoted. this is from like a year ago SRSLY? That’s awesome. I ▲ you even
If steroids are illegal for athletes, why isn't autotune illegal for musicians or photoshop illegal for models?
That scary moment when you hear freaky sounds at night
feedyourwanderlust: ghost-of-bela-lugosi: phil-of-the-phuture: lawsafizzix: pharaoh-doll: buzzfeed: Funny - but stupid - stuttering therapy ads. I kept reading the middle one as “butt butt butt spaceman" and I was so confused. “shit
i-will-call-you-thiquesawsebawse: oknope: oh my god 😂😂😂 Okay, ha ha, so funny, but the black girl who had “back that ass up” as her senior quote using the periodic tablel of elements was reprimanded and not allowed to walk across the graduation
samandriel: sherlock10knotes: den-of-cin-of-iron: artraysofgarfield: scarletvalkyrie: dammit-jim-imadoctor-notablogger: dlanadhz: jessicamdawn: What’s funny about this is that in Star Trek he’s quoting Sherlock Holmes, but in Sherlock he’s
sverosa: “Each star is a mirror reflecting the truth inside you.” Funny how I’ve loved this quote for so long, and just now realize how perfectly it reflects my zodiac sign. A lot of people say the signs are written to match each person, but I
counterculture-queen: gingahhh: things to not put in your butt I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD
ironwoman359:swiglit:I have been laughing hysterically for ten minutes. Here, have a funny. “You know that I saw the montage too, right?” This man understands comic book characters better than anyone i"ve ever seen
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leghairlongerthansammysweave: the-little-star-prince: 🌸💕✨"Humans are such funny creatures..“✨💕🌸 The confidence to make and wear this cosplay was helped along by my lovely sweetheart. He is so supportive and eased many of my mental
triple-quote-omo: “Pee goes in the toilet, not your pants.”“Ha ha, very funny! I know.”“Do you? Because it’s hard to believe when you’re standing there with wet pants”
nerdglass: sherlerked: cumberqueen: den-of-cin-of-iron: artraysofgarfield: scarletvalkyrie: dammit-jim-imadoctor-notablogger: dlanadhz: jessicamdawn: What’s funny about this is that in Star Trek he’s quoting Sherlock Holmes, but in Sherlock
best-of-funny: raptorific: Sometimes I walk past a graveyard and I think “I could dress up like a ghost and haunt the shit out of that cemetery for like, weeks before anybody noticed and stopped me" And then I realized that I was headed down
the-little-star-prince: 🌸💕✨"Humans are such funny creatures..“✨💕🌸 The confidence to make and wear this cosplay was helped along by my lovely sweetheart. He is so supportive and eased many of my mental hiccups. I’m so lucky to
avocadogrrl: annoyedteengirl: people who love “offensive humor" act like they have some lofty evolved sense of what’s funny and what isn’t but they literally depend on hurting others for a laugh which (last time I checked) is like the lowest
musernatural: jalex5eva: one time when my mum was fifteen some guy in town thought it’d be funny to flash her and when he pulled his pants down all she did was look him up and down and go “is that it" and he ran away embarrassed and thats where
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Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
cdlafere: fyeahfreebatch: “I was making him laugh and he was like, "What’s happened to you, Ben? You’ve actually become funny.” [Laughs] I just said, “Oh, no, I just gave you an awful lot of space on the floor last year to
callmecapta1n: cerebralassassin781: I love this woman. the funny thing is this is probably an accurate quote
totheendofallthings: struckbyloki: Behind the Hobbit: “ The funny is that everybody gets our names wrong. Everybody gets Fili and Kili wrong. Even Peter will go, "Kili- eh, Fili.” “ -Dean O’Gorman. good casting is good
Guys I was trying to make a tweet and it wouldn’t send so i ended up trying to go into drafts and send it again and I saw this tweet I made yesterday and I just started laughing and couldn’t stop. What the fuck are my hormones doing. Like.
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libraryland: Dumbass: Outrageous Quotes From The World’s Most Powerful Moron Yep, still funny.
books-n-quotes: “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” -Reba McEntire
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worldoffeelings: Demi trying to be funny during “Catch Me" [X]
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