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strawberrylionxo: hell0imj0hnnycash: We really are the most awkward of nationalities My life in a series of tweets. if these are strictly british problems, i’m from the wrong country
rebelrevealed: ena-maus: ♥ ♥ ♥ in my case….carrot cake…or cheesecake…mmmmmmm not a fan of diamonds. never have been. don’t like gold either.
i’ll amend that to just be “wine” lol
gentlemen-erotic: This is for Quietcharms from Mr. A. lol hurr :P material stealer
homework…housework…work…yeah, this applies
*dying*
*cracks up* i love this so much
just…fucking laugh, people!laugh and smile. life’s too short
postingredhead: that last one always has people laughing at me…i don’t get it :P
lol i thought of herone-andonly XD
basically my routine
haha yes
that pretty much sums me up
*giggles*
this is actually an accomplishment for today xD
i hear ya, rachel
cats in a nutshell lol
hersensualside: Me, when I get gross messages from rude anons. *giggles* this movie is awesome; i don’t care how old i get
not unless you get some help from good ol’ mister steroidbut that’s just…dumb
ohhkittykat78: godotal: “INEX HAHA LELE” 😂😂 exactly how i read it XD
some people can be so rude
that’s secretly what Mr. William meant back in the day.you know, he was just slightly more eloquent about it…
ha
i don’t know why…
dealanexmachina: miketysonismahomegurl: has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold Thank you, Matilda. YES
priceless
XD *SNORT* XD
xD
I adore 9. I miss him
XD i couldn’t resist
And a sexy morning to you all
pretty much
this is a wise dog
me
phroyd: Just Don’t Drive! Phroyd yeah…side note…poor penguin :(
glamour-and-bubbles:missharpersworld: To cheer you up😄😘lostlilgirl - this is PERFECT !! This is a perfect post for quietcharms Thank you for this XDIf only that worked!! LOL
sexy-uredoinitright: I am a big fan of him and I’m gonna meet him in August! My inner nerd is so happy right now
bloglikeanegyptian: a jurassic park game where you “build your own park” and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting
Absolutely not
Facts of life from Ron Swanson. Ron Swanson…life coach
herone-andonly: quietcharms I laughed out loud. Literally. Probably way too loudly XD
sexandsophisticationtrue facts
oh i can’t wait lol
XD
Morgan Freeman…made of magic
right
Lol
@sexandsophistication
mathewdaddario: get to know me meme; 11/40 male characters: ron swanson I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm. Gotta love Ron
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends The worst
wolfstar-thunderfrost: queenofadodi: cap-out-of-time: schwoozie: [x] ooc: Reblogging because holy shit. Shit is real. O_O DAMN! I don’t care if I already reblogged this, but this is too badass not to reblog. Let this be a lesson and a threat
Cafuné
exactly lol
how to seduce a man
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do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someone’s cheeks and hold their head in your hands and look into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
autosuficiencia: My ideal body weight is you on top of me.
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