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Be prepared for every eventuality
An astute observation
Advice to the wordsmiths
Willie’s all about forgiveness
Calling a spade a spade
Sounds like an excellent alternative
He’s on the wrong learning curve
Whoa, too much information
Ándale!!
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. ~ Nicholas Murray Butler
Put a leash on them wayward critters
I knew my life had meaning…
Canine logic
Kiss your cash goodbye
Oxymorons rock
Shoulda brought a compass
Ain’t no roots gonna stop me
No, you can’t borrow mine
Time flies
Don’t go looking for trouble (A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams)
Given the opportunity, you know they will
Move along, bucko
Yer not alone in that sentiment
The epitome of intelligence
Still united
Work week’s done and the fun’s begun
Stay loose
Help save your local crops from an embarrassing end
Just following the good book
Agreed
Stale information
I prefer to fly solo
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. ~ Dorothy Parker
Shoulda stayed in bed
The man’s insight knew no bounds…
Mutual admiration society
And I’ll hear nun of your whining
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I could not pull off prison stripes
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HA. lol
>_>
Not even worried that this makes complete sense to me.
lol… Love it.
Agreed.
FUCKING BURN.
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lol That’s a keeper right there.
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