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jdlaclede: birdghost: papatulus: friend-rice: snowysauropteryx: snowysauropteryx: Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK old boys it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild)
isabellaphant: tophatfloof: rosalui: karnsway: memecucker: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so fucking hard THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
sweetsummertimeeee: hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK JESUS.
keep-my-silence: im-done-just-done: mxcah: su-ic-id-al: s-keletique: I feel like I was punched in my chest just by reading this. It never occurred to me how bad my thoughts were until I saw this. I’m in awe. :( oh god every single fucking day
rory-agent-of-argus: lotsalipstick:kreeturefeature:the6thsiren:50 Shades of Attempting to Pass Abuse Off as RomanceIt really upsets me that people will think that this is what a true BDSM relationship is about. my god, reading the quotes are fucking
suicide-is-my-dream: colourless-space: welcome-to-my-batcave: you-must-stay-strong: This hurt me terribly to read Fuck I’m crying im crying :’( Crying
matildas-maggots: buddhasluck: What is life after reading these. Well that fucked me up
cutegayreindeer:i don’t give a FUCK if astrology is fake or mbti isn’t accurate. i’m still gonna have a great time reading about my fake personality on the internet and there’s nothing anyone in the entire world can do to stop me
rosalui: karnsway: memecucker: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so fucking hard @sft425
ultrakratos: tankerbelll: supernaturalsquats: I figure that my uterus ripping itself apart burns enough calories for me to eat whatever the fuck I want on my period, and it doesn’t count. Perfect. I so needed to read that rn. Bless
crogiraffe: with—a-twist-of-lemon: “He was not stupid at all. And nobody fucking believed that one either. They just thought he was this dumb idiot songwriter. He was smarter than me. He didn’t read as much, but like that whole Civil War PBS
nourrice: other concept: me not reading into every single fucking stupid thing and just being very relaxed always
lionheartedtulpa: potter-weasley: The Office Finale table read this makes me want to fucking sob.
My greedy slut, attempting to distract Me while I read the paper, while playing with My cunt ….. It worked slut ….. now prepare yourself to be fucked by your Master~!
xdorknightx: thoughtsofaddiction: naik2g: thumbsuckingbaby: girl… who she fuck? shrek????? Bryson I’m gonna slap u for making me read all of this
familyfun69: My brother must have read my diary, because i wanted him to fuck me on the front lawn
the-american-lion: johnniewaswolf: i mean my professor wants me to answer 5 questions, double spaced, one page, about the purpose of 5 different readings, with evidence. she won’t grade anything beyond one page. i don’t fucking understand these stupid
My brain does this HORRIBLE thing where every time I see a phrase or word that fits into a song lyric I know, said song gets stuck in my head. My brain has not been music free for like most of my adult life. It’s so fucking annoying. LET ME READ
"Hope." -Princess Leia
thecocktemple: Fuck me like this Paul(I hope you’re reading this!)
bpdeidara: corpxe: I’m reading a KakaIru fanfic where Kakashi has to do sexual dysfunction therapy and I AM FUCKING SOBBING THIS IS PURE GOLD is it on ao3 this sounds excellent I messaged you the link plz don’t judge me ✌🏻️
rainbowbooty: Obligatory Titty Gif Compliation Attention Grabber!!! <3 Now that I have your attention… Hey you, stop looking at the tits and read this!!! I am (Rainbow) selling videos of me doing some extreme anal fucking and stretching. My birthday
mockingbirdsdontfly: suicide-is-my-dream: colourless-space: welcome-to-my-batcave: you-must-stay-strong: This hurt me terribly to read Fuck I’m crying im crying :’( Crying Qd
toddnet: toddnet: whenever someone says “mlm” i read it as mlem i cant fucking help myself me whenever i see boys
@wolfofmars ha risposto alla tua foto: i need to fucking re-read it but maaan this felt… DON’T DO THIS TO ME I WAS ALREADY CRYING reply SO WAS I THAT?S WHY I HAD TO SKETCH IT OUT
eldritchblaast: When there are 0 fanfics with the pairing you want
broodingmuscle: BEARDING THE LION So me and my writing bro @boymercuryx have done it again. Cum read our one-shot fight/fuck fest about what happens when a Jewish reporter doing an exposé on MMA violence meets a hot Irish fighter who looks something
abananaisaweapon: kugel-and-kombucha: lastoneout: tonidorsay: ealperin: hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD. Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…
fallcaesar: genderdeath: riseofthecommonwoodpile: egowave: this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone <I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I> it’s 2028, alexa informs you that
hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
spider-is-an-aspiring-physicist: crotchkat-vantass: alextsundere: MINDBLOWN That Right there Is every single book you’ve ever read this shit fucked me up
awesometits: Only the best pictures: Fuck Yeah, Awesome Tits! and The Boiler! stripperssa: If you’re reading this you could be reblogging me right now: Tumblr Twitter
cutegayreindeer: i don’t give a FUCK if astrology is fake or mbti isn’t accurate. i’m still gonna have a great time reading about my fake personality on the internet and there’s nothing anyone in the entire world can do to stop me
neyruto: if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight
bwansen: spider-is-an-aspiring-physicist: crotchkat-vantass: alextsundere: MINDBLOWN That Right there Is every single book you’ve ever read this shit fucked me up Besides other features not highlighted, there’s a prettier “Q” than the
happy-blood: “He was not stupid at all. And nobody fucking believed that one either. They just thought he was this dumb idiot songwriter. He was smarter than me. He didn’t read as much, but like that whole Civil War PBS series—I got him that
neptvn: nattonelli: Felix Gonzalez-Torres - Untitled (Golden), 1995 i’m reading this book on felix rn and like crying bc jesus his art was so simple but every fucking piece is so powerfuljust… knowing this kind of art exists makes me want to be
skytsengel: Read More Omfg. You have no idea how much this made me smile. You’re far too nice but thank you so so fucking much. <3
fuckyeahfriendlyfire: matildas-maggots: buddhasluck: What is life after reading these. Well that fucked me up You are not a human with a soul. You are a soul having a temporary human experience.
deebott: jdlaclede: birdghost: papatulus: friend-rice: snowysauropteryx: snowysauropteryx: Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK old boys it took me 3 times reading this post to realized
titanios: hotline bling / camouflage / fuck verb / normal people scare me / parental advisory / the 1975 / all monster are humans / if you’re reading this it’s too late
specific-filth: “Can one of you guys come in here and fuck me real quick?” called my wife. The other fellows looked at him sheepishly for a second before one bold character stood up and headed in, unzipping his fly as he went. —- Read the
specific-filth: “You like watching how they fuck me?” asked my wife coquettishly. "That’s so cute.“—-Read the “Wives Cheating, Husband Watching” series of cuckold stories: Vol.5, Vol.4, Vol.3, Vol.2, Vol.1
specific-filth: “Honey, your friend is trying to undress me again,” laughed my wife. But she never really put up much of a fight when my buddies tried to fuck her.—-Read the “Wives Cheating, Husband Watching” series of cuckold stories:
specific-filth: “I’m not going anywhere until one of you guys come over here and fucks me,” insisted my wife.—Read the “Wives Cheating, Husband Watching” series of cuckold stories: Vol.5, Vol.4, Vol.3, Vol.2, Vol.1
leonarajourney: FUCK ME … AHEM First collab with the awesooome jen-iii ! WOOH! I drew the sketch and did the lineart, while she used her magical coloring skills and brought it to life! The idea was born after I read rhinocio‘s fanfic Tenacity:
janeanfabino19:hisroyalmagesty:neyruto: if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai
themightymightybosstones: byebyeler: egowave: this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone this is a fucking threat it’s 2028, you and the bosozoku-esque motorcycle gang you lead blaze a path of chaos
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There is no heterosexual explanation for this.[ I wish we talked more so I could share my impressive collection of Out-of-Context Spider-Man](docjackal) excuse me what the fuck did i just read
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I can’t deny that watching the killdozer makes me almost giddy with happiness… Because it is like the most awesome Fuck You gesture ever. If you aren’t familiar with this story, you should read about it.
monitadeporcelana: kugel-and-kombucha: lastoneout: tonidorsay: ealperin: hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD. Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…