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happy-times-now: thekelts-incestdesires: Thats what she said but 2 days later I was stepping out of the shower and found mom waiting on me completely naked, we fucked right there on the bathroom floor whilst Dad was downstairs reading the morning papers
furrynation: fucked-up-and-fabul0us: it anoys me that people assume all im interested in is sex. i like reading books and going to galleries. i write poetry and often recite. i like long walks in the dark and staying out to watch stars,cute movies
hylianhero: psychic: *reads my mind* me: *only the sound of link rolling through Hyrule field* psychic: what the fuck
playboydreamz: The Brutal Truth. A Negro isn’t supposed to know how to read or think critically. YA’LL GOT ME FUCKED UP
rosalui: karnsway: memecucker: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
hallowsbian: hallowsbian: google really gets me im reading the article on them now and the original artist called them tall boys. officially their name is tall boys. fuck
isabellaphant: tophatfloof: rosalui: karnsway: memecucker: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so fucking hard THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
amyspencah: aniggawholoveswhitegirls: We were watching tv when she asked me to pet her for a little. Thats when Petting turned into face fucking and a cream-pie. If you dont own a white woman you better get one after reading this. And if you are an
matildas-maggots: buddhasluck: What is life after reading these. Well that fucked me up
koivern: psychic: *reads my mind* me: *only the icarly theme song* psychic: what the fuck
your-friendly-slut: Here you nasty fucks. Different angles for you 💕 and some of you wanted to see my feet 🤷🏼♀️Leave nasty comments for me to read
sumoboy69: the face on this man reads. Damn I’d fuck me or holy shit these bottoms be crazy.
peterdesade: yessirbigdaddy: Get down here and fuck me on the floor, son … Yes, sir, Big Daddy! For hot extreme porno read Taking a Stallion Mexican Style for all my titles Google Peter de Sade.
clonehub:once-a-lurker:clonehub:me giving yousa the absolute best ass i cani keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck
I miss bleach when it was like this. I think it’s remembering this bleach, the one Kubo was writing before he started wearing sunglasses twenty-four/seven like a giant fucking tool that keeps me reading no matter how shitty and stupid bleach gets.
cheatsy: helena: cheatsy: that “so a brony tried hitting on me in a coffeeshop” post is one of the least real things ive ever read on this site FUCK
bleach and naruto were so fucking terrible this week. reading them in quick succession gave me an ulcer i’m dying. im dead.
imagine me as a doctor, you come into my office and you’re sitting in the waiting room reading highlights, and i call you in for your check-up and you have high blood pressure. that’d be pretty fucked up. also the high blood pressure is
gunblades: knifeandlighter: gunblades white folks can complain about human torch being a black dude, but they can’t complain about harley quinn looking like fucking human garbage. aint that a bitch. what’s killing me is people who have never read
wrestlingssexconfessions: To the confession about the choking fetish and the Undertaker, I’m not into that kind of thing but after reading that… I could imagine Undertaker wrapping his hand around my throat while he’s fucking me. And that’s pretty
happy-blood: “He was not stupid at all. And nobody fucking believed that one either. They just thought he was this dumb idiot songwriter. He was smarter than me. He didn’t read as much, but like that whole Civil War PBS series—I got him that
nsfwings: And about time, too! Honestly, the things a girl has to do to get tentacle fucked around here… First Page | Read Next > My comics Patreon < Hey, do you like my comics? Want to help me make them? More comics, more often, and more reliably?
billiearmstrong: fic in second person make me so fucking uncomfortable like “you clench your fists” “you smile” “you undress slowly” that’s a nice idea but no i do not thank u very much i am sat here in my pyjamas reading fic please don’t
kiwiitin: I was going to try and draw some cool Fili for Dragonmuses Slinky-verse AU, but then I fluffed it. It just accidentally slipped and turned to fluff. It’s just that they’re too adorkable together I can’t help myself.
would anyone read kili/tauriel stuff by me? keep in mind that they’d be trans, queer, and kili would be fucking gross pretty much always.
issiekay: okay everyone’s all gung-ho about reblogging artists and everything and that is GREAT don’t get me wrong but as an writer, can we get a little love too? If you read our shit on tumblr and liked it? REBLOG IT.Ao3? KUDOS. Hell, really fucking
cadesama: “Alexander Hamilton” - Ron Chernow, 2004 Quick reminder that Hamilton is the violet eyed Mary Sue Founding Father of your dreams.
rabdoidal: I’ve been thinking a lot about how gay people say I love you, and I mean that literally. I’ve known people for a few hours most, and said “I love you” and meant it - new years parties, university tutorials, anime conventions - the
Okay so I just read on fRO forums that in Rachel Sanctuary the mob size per player should be 5 monsters “due to the slow walking speed”. Excuse me but what the FUCK? You do realize that Rachel is pretty much a THIRD CLASS leveling spot, which
cutegayreindeer:i don’t give a FUCK if astrology is fake or mbti isn’t accurate. i’m still gonna have a great time reading about my fake personality on the internet and there’s nothing anyone in the entire world can do to stop me
05 leaves fRO. Even less reasons for me to go back. 05, you were an awesome GM, despite being evil as fuck and whatnot. I hope you’ll get a job that has you dealing with people who have more common sense than what the average fRO player has (read: yelling
Awww my penguin said “bite me” to that annoying cunt. What a good penguin. ♥ (Wondering how many of the people who follow and actually read my random entries like this think that who the fuck is the penguin.)
hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
liftheavyorbust: dutchster: russianmetero: i am typing with russian accent how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent Fuck
queenhunterrr: jtl4: eartheld: Read my article No Shave, No Shade on why girls should grow their pits and how you can dye your fur lol No fuck that growing out my armpit hair and dying it purple just for you. feel free to unfollow me I loled at
ghoullly: Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Psychic: what the fuck
not–easy–to–please: kratz-katz: Not pretty enough to get fucked, but maybe pretty enough to watch? Do not remove my caption or kitties will die!Please don’t add dd/lg captions! Why does this speak to me so much? After I read the caption, I
ouijaboardsandtarotcards:livinginaworldofgoldfish:confusedcaboose: frxshvixws: cloudmonstachopper: oh THIS FUCKED ME UP.. Friendly reminder that this could still be true. This is literally one of the saddest outcomes I could have ever read
thatswitchguy: ds-and-cuck: Follow ds-and-cuck.tumblr.com, make caption or erotic story requests! Read my Erotica on Kindle http://goo.gl/K42RYv. Done deal and it’s making me extremely fucking submissive
birdghost: papatulus: friend-rice: snowysauropteryx: snowysauropteryx: Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK old boys it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living
jdlaclede: birdghost: papatulus: friend-rice: snowysauropteryx: snowysauropteryx: Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK old boys it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild)
bucky-at-bedtime: la-ponderosa: rocket: toss me my keys [crash] rocket: I SAID MY KEYS groot: i am groot rocket: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER- This is the most in-character thing I have ever read
garashirs:im the dumb bitch mutual. the absolute fucking idiot mutual. people see me on their dash and theyre like “i didnt know u could read”
gakupoid2m: me reading any of my own writing: what the fuck are you talking about
cunningdaddy: rainy days make me wanna stay inside read, watch movies, and fuck all day.
thugsandtwinks: anfxxx: sexxxythingsss: hot4dic2.tumblr.com follow me and I will check out your page if I like what I see I will follow you too! Wow. Just wow. Sexxxy as fuck Thanks for rebloging this video guys … I’ve been reading all your
sw087: mathmaticalkrillbits: emo-otaku: Someone remind me to never be a mythology nerd and read stuff about Greek Gods because I just saw a statue of the god Pan fucking a goat. I guess he was feeling a little.. Horny shhhhhhh! Do you want Zeus
everydaypanic: humansofnewyork: “I like to read biographies of dead poets.”“Aren’t those a bit boring?”“You kidding me? Shelley died on a boat, Byron fucked everything that walked, and Yeats talked to dead people.”
ahn-what-my-art: OTP Challenge DAY 4part 5[On a Date /part 5] MY GOD TOOK ME A LIFE TIME But wow pearl looks cute as fuck <3 (easier to read if you open in another window)~
janeanfabino19: hisroyalmagesty: neyruto: if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read
lotsalipstick:kreeturefeature:the6thsiren:50 Shades of Attempting to Pass Abuse Off as RomanceIt really upsets me that people will think that this is what a true BDSM relationship is about.my god, reading the quotes are fucking scary!
munkeesgomu: munkeesgomu: Read the full size here I got a commission from the amazing fuckin’ @circutron It was SO FUCKING GOOD that inspired me to draw a comic page from one of the scenes.https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26701946/Please throw money
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study-blr: oarsis:confusedcaboose:frxshvixws:cloudmonstachopper: oh THIS FUCKED ME UP.. SOMEONE GET ROWLING ON THE PHONE WE HAVE SEQUELS TO MAKE NO BUT ACTUALLY SHE IS NICE ENOUGH TO DO THIS FOR US JK IS BLOODY BRILLIANT GET HER TO READ THIS
t92marihoene: wtffanfiction: YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME the fuck did i just read i mean i’ve seen a lot of weird crackfics out there but this takes the price cake for weirdest
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