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sherlockintheshire: people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die” no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where
cutegayreindeer: i don’t give a FUCK if astrology is fake or mbti isn’t accurate. i’m still gonna have a great time reading about my fake personality on the internet and there’s nothing anyone in the entire world can do to stop me
cryptid-sighting:I’m reading reviews of off-brand maxtrax style recovery boards and this review kills me. Imagine being that UPS driver, delivering a package to some guy at the end of this muddy clay road and of course you fucking get stuck and you
matildas-maggots: buddhasluck: What is life after reading these. Well that fucked me up
isabellaphant: tophatfloof: rosalui: karnsway: memecucker: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so fucking hard THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
spider-is-an-aspiring-physicist: crotchkat-vantass: alextsundere: MINDBLOWN That Right there Is every single book you’ve ever read this shit fucked me up
the-phan-potato: *Realises that all I do is read stories about two men loving each other.* Me: “I’m so fucked up.”
princess-kimberly-queen: sissy-boi-loves-bbc: Love my sissy life! ^^ Inbox me xxx My fate is to loose my BBC cherry, wish fate would hurry the fuck up giggle.Re blog if I just read your mind, but get in line bitch im first!!!!!!!!!!
amyspencah: aniggawholoveswhitegirls: We were watching tv when she asked me to pet her for a little. Thats when Petting turned into face fucking and a cream-pie. If you dont own a white woman you better get one after reading this. And if you are an
istealfood:If you’re reading this:talk to me fucking do it i wanna be your friend please
joshjakobsxl: edcapitola: nothingbutgayvideos: biblogdude: That ass loves to be fucked I would top and bttm that tho Dustin Zito from “Read World Las Vegas.” Follow me at http://edcapitola.tumblr.com 😍
koivern: psychic: *reads my mind* me: *only the icarly theme song* psychic: what the fuck
some-angely-dont-cry: Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: *otp doing stuff ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°* Psychic: what the fucK
fullmetalfisting: an-adult: the-feminists-are: four-female: ghostbusters? taking over! i’m virgin! Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url
kawaiiroadkill: I’m fucking sad. I just want someone to cuddle in my bed and read to me. I’m the size of an adolescent polar bear and I have a deep voice..ill happily oblige you in your request
kugel-and-kombucha: lastoneout: tonidorsay: ealperin: hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD. Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this… I feel like this
hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
-hard0n: *doesnt watch intro* *doesnt watch cutscenes* *doesnt read dialogue* Me: what the fuck is going on
Learn Yo Shit
hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK i love this thing. it’s so awesome
sexandsophistication: quietcharms replied to your post: 909 people are following you SAS. for fuck’s sake, get your name right :P - Alright, watch your tone with me, young lady. :P Seriously though, “SAS” sounds/reads too much like “sass”…which
boyzbleed: Commission for Ren~ Thank you so much <3
offbrandkreuz: My part of the trade with @goodoldshellhead who wrote me this absolutely fucking amazing fic where Hanzo gets cucked!!! Please go read and appreciate and kudos, comment and subscribe!!! ★ Ko-fi ★
ruinedorgasm: Thumbing the orgasm Tease And Denial Girls One of my exes read about this in cosmo and did it without telling me. I said, “why the fuck….did that feel awesome!” Years later, I love ruining as many orgasms as I can.
cummied: cryingsoup: jetbag: what the fuck are you kidding me i hate conservative christians so much Alright so most of y’all just read the completely off key title and reblogged. Because I know the open minded genius people who keep saying “If
lady-em-deactivated20200806:This has popped up a few times in my feed today and it pisses me off a little bit. I’m a curvy woman (read fat) who happens to like big, hairy, inked men. But I fucking hate this “real women/men” BS. This is not body
vibranium-arm: did-you-kno: sixpenceee: This virtual reality 3D paintbrush looks amazing. I need it. (Source) Ditto. Give me. FUCK I READ IT AS TIT BRUSH
kinkyblizzard:reminder: if you’re under 18 and reading this, please unfollow me and get the fuck off my blog
thaunderground: br1ghtfutur3:tonidorsay:ealperin:hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD. Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this… 😎 Holy Shit, I’ve
swaywithb: ⚜️ on TwitterI lived out the dream today. a fucking happy ending in real life😫read it and screenshot me your favorite part! let’s discuss it
jdlaclede: birdghost: papatulus: friend-rice: snowysauropteryx: snowysauropteryx: Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK old boys it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild)
holybolognajabronies: creepylanadelreyshit: me going in to take an exam i didn’t study for: *reads first question* Lol who else tries to figure out the psychology behind how these fucking ridiculous questions are worded for clues on how to begin
mahoganysun: crashonthebeach: gang0fwolves: foolishsamuraishit: This was a fun day on Twitter I stopped reading after the second one ngl the one about Tupac and Aaliyah got me fucked up I agree with them 💅 The tyler perry one is basic
timelordblogging: partypoisoned: yugoslavic: when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual this post makes me so angry because you know what i did upon reading it blew more fucking air
anonymouswags: WAG No. 44 40s, Wife, USA. 44: “Fuck I get so hot when I read the comments that the fans make. Drives me wild. Show them my pussy.”
Nicci, from The sword of the Truth. Man, I fucking love those books, seriously, they have the best story I’ve ever read or see, at least, for me. All the characters are amazing, Nicci is the most powerfull sorceress in the world aparently, and she
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wilwheaton: theashleyclements: orangepenguino: mapsontheweb: How much each vote actually counts for in US presidential elections. Keep reading I’ve seen this map before and it always makes me so fucking mad. So. Mad. This is why America needs
flcuck: mrsdfwhotwife: elpasolace: The option to tease your cuckold husband are endless … I would let my black bull read this as well … nothing like you black stud feeling even extra superior than he already his to make him fuck me all the harder
thecocktemple: Fuck me like this Paul(I hope you’re reading this!)
insatiablycheeky: mrkayne88: proudbimbo: alfrikskinks: hornyschoolgirls: Think you could still read, little one? i like the idea of just being a hole for a man to fuck regardless of what i’m doing. so he just bends me over whenever he like and
owldee: psychic: *reads my mind* me: *just the music from the final korrasami scene in the lok finale* psychic: what the fuck
toddnet: toddnet: whenever someone says “mlm” i read it as mlem i cant fucking help myself me whenever i see boys
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die” no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television
janeanfabino19: hisroyalmagesty: neyruto: if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read
apersnicketylemon: megadelicious: professorgoogoo: cumomelet: almost one million people liked this post FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER Every time I see this I wonder if they actually read it before publishing, because that child’s the
zhngxngs:the 1% of you who actually read my tags probably have a pretty fucked up view of me please accept my apologizes and a home-made cookie
hallowsbian: hallowsbian: google really gets me im reading the article on them now and the original artist called them tall boys. officially their name is tall boys. fuck
thefemalecuntainer: worthlessdumbwhore: worthlessdumbwhore: me, 15 minutes ago 2 weeks old now, can still read it easy Yeah, you really are AND you need to wax that hairy fuck box pretty damn quick. Yuck!
