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Less staring. More begging. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment. Meanwhile go home and do the ironing. I will be inspecting a random item for the tiniest crease, as usual. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
There’s a place you should be and it isn’t way over there. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Picture Credit: http://gemini-1970.tumblr.com/post/74481694066
Bear in mind you are getting exactly what you have dreamed about. So in return for me not letting you orgasm for six months, just tell me exactly what I get out of it. Make my dreams come true. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing up, which was chore number 1 on your list? Apparently you’re right. You do need a very strict female to train you to be a good servant. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
It’s a small thing, but I love the fact he just has his initials on his card, and that he’s a doctor. If his card said “Mr John Smith” I might get funny looks or even queries. Now, I wonder where Dr J Smith will be shopping next? Caption Credit:
I’ll carry on undressing … … but if you want to have your eyes open, you better start begging… … to be my slave husband for the next month… Your choice. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me. So you’re sleeping in the back seat of the car in the garage. For the rest of the month. Or do you want to renegotiate and offer me more services and submission? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
No, silly! Of course you can’t use the dishwasher. When I’ve gone a month without having to clean a single dish, then I’ll let you use the dishwasher. Now count the items I had to put in the dishwasher and report to me for punishment. Caption
Hubby, I wear this to remind you of the only game you’re allowed to play nowadays. It’s called “Serve my incredibly sexy wife to make her life perfect.” Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
How DARE you say I love Poochie more than you. To show how much I love you I’m going to wear expensive diamond rings on these two fingers. Bought by my darling husband. Today. Oh, but get Poochie’s bath done first. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Do you know what I’m thinking right now?If you do, then you’ve got an amazing imagination for cruel ways a wife can tease her husband and make him her slave. Caption Credits: Uxorious Husband
Oh Hubby, I know you’re much better at pool than me, but then I’m much better at another game. The game where I make you lock yourself in chastity, strip, crawl and beg to serve me all weekend and be punished for it. Let’s play! Caption
Excellent, you’ve finished your chores? You’ve made me very happy. Happy, because I know the fact that you finished so quickly means you forgot one of them…. I think it’ll be more fun to punish you tomorrow morning. Goodnight. Caption Credit:
Before I approve your cleaning job on this room, put your eggs and bacon on the floor. No, not on a plate, you idiot. If it’s not clean enough to eat off the floor then … Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m feeling generous today. Tell me the title of a book behind me. Then a page number. Then a line number. Then a word number. If that word is “release” I’ll unlock your chastity belt and you can take me any way you want. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Hubby, of course all our wedding guests saw it, but there’s no reason to be embarrassed! I just told them we bought the car second hand with a dog crate and we hadn’t got round to taking it out. Now get in. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Darling, if anybody asks of course I’ll say that you belong to me and I belong to you. You know and I know the truth. You belong to me and I own you, | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok that’s enough staring. I’ve had a long wedding day so it’s time. Time to give every new husband the greatest gift. Time for me to tease and deny and frustrate you so that you’ll serve me every day immaculately. | Caption Credit:
Yes this will do perfectly. I’ve chosen my wedding lingerie. And yours. It will be romantic for us to wear the same lingerie, don’t you think? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, wedding’s over, time to get real. Your training as my slave husband begins now. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh dear honey, did you think you had the right to propose to me? And to spend that much money without my permission. I can see you’re going to need more intense training before I tell you we’re engaged. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon destination. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.
No you don’t get to see them on your wedding night. Hurry up and put you hood on. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh no, silly, it is our honeymoon at this gorgeous castle. Of course you won’t have to stay in the dungeon all the time. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Honey, you ask that again on our honeymoon and it won’t be the first month of your marriage without sex, it will be the first year. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Shall I, shan’t I? Shall I, shan’t I? Ok then I shall. It is our wedding night. I shall let you sleep in bed with me tonight instead of on the floor. As long as you make me come three times and you don’t come at all. | Caption Credit:
Ok, fun’s over. Go fetch the wrist-cuffs, ankle-cuffs, and riding crop. We’ll start with dealing with the fact you got us a bridal suite without a bed it’s easy to spread-eagle you to. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Don’t worry, I didn’t tell anyone why we were having a motoring honeymoon. No need to tell them there was no way I was letting you out of your metal chastity belt to go through airport security. Now be a good sub and drive carefully. | Caption
What a great honeymoon location! That photographer might guess where my hand is but there’s no way she’d guess that I’m feeling hard steel instead of hard cock. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Boy, you’re in trouble for taking your eye off the road. That’s your last chance gone of sex on your honeymoon. Your last chance of orgasm, sorry, you’ll be involved in a lot of sex. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Wow, our version of this would be the shortest book in the world. “Groom, give all your money to your wife for the rest of your life.” “Bride, let him." | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
It’s great to relax on the beach on our honeymoon, isn’t it darling? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh look honey, it’s daylight. Our wedding night is over. I’ll come over and untie you from the bed so we can go down to breakfast. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
It’s time for bed on your wedding night. Come with me. Sorry, bad choice of words in your case. Follow me. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hubby, if you can’t pay attention to the architecture on our honeymoon, there’s no point me unchaining you from the bed every morning. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Funny! The idea I’d relinquish my strongest hold over you on the first day of marriage! | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Honey, of course I’ll wear the key to your chastity belt as necklace if that’s what you want. But not on our honeymoon. Because I didn’t bring the key. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I don’t care what you remember about “From Here To Eternity”. Breaking waves have no correlation with “He’s getting any”. Though now I think about it, “From Here to Eternity” is a good description of your chastity. | Caption Credit:
Don’t worry hubby, you will have lots of time lying under my feet with the chance to read this. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Tell you what, I will let you take off the hood but there will be a price. I will let you decide; 1 stroke of a cane per second or บ per second. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity
I dislike making this face as much as you dislike seeing it. Care to explain why you are not in your cage? | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity
I don’t care that you are in traffic, when I give you a time to pick me up I expect you to be here. While you are wasting my time I want you to think of a line that you will write 500 times while you are in your cage tonight. | Caption Credit:
How many balloons in this photo? Imagine them all exploding. If you make me explode that many times on honeymoon I’ll consider unlocking you and letting you explode. Consider it, obviously you wouldn’t want me to promise. | Caption Credit:
I just can’t stop myself laughing at the idea they all think you’re going to get to have sex with me tonight! | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Remember, when you’ve taken them off, it’s one rolled up in your mouth and the other tight round your head to hold the first one in. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Sorry, did I have my eyes closed? I was distracted by thinking about what you’re going to do for me when we get home. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Correct, this look does tell you that I need to punish you. But first, tell me all the reasons you think I might have for punishing you. You miss the one I’m thinking of, your punishment will be ten times worse. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
See, it’s no problem walking in heels this high. So no, I won’t unlock yours, and stop complaining. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh no, hubby, you aren’t going to get inside them. This is a simple skills test. Make me come without taking them off. Usual punishment for failure. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, ok, I’ve worn your fantasy costume. I knew I was going to make you pay for this, but until I stood out here humiliating myself I had no idea how much. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You like what you see? Great. I’m going to tell you some new rules when we get home. If you agree to them right now without hearing them, there’s some chance you’ll see more tonight. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, new rules. You can let yourself out of chastity any time you like. But I’m never wearing this again until you’ve been in chastity a year. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Funny, a lot of visitors think it’s a bit of a coincidence that my dog has the same name as my husband. I just smile and say “not so much.” | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
That’s the last one of your credit cards gone. Now crawl to the bedroom so you can start to thank me. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Right here, hubby. You just stand right here for an hour, staring at the wall, thinking about your failures, and composing the apology letter you’ll write me when the hour is up. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Because there was no soap in the bathroom when I needed to wash my hands, that’s why you’re chained down here. If you can make it 24 hours without hitting the emergency release, we’ll consider this incident dealt with. | Caption Credit: Uxorious
You see hubby, that’s how my pet crawls. Hands and knees, your feet don’t touch the ground. Now get your collar on while I fetch your leash. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
One thing I’ve never understood. Why do they call it “going down on me” when you have to start with my toes and work your way up? Going down, going up, whatever. Get on with it. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Just got to stretch and get myself loose and ready for my physical activities on our wedding night. You wouldn’t want me to hurt myself when I cane you, would you? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband