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No, I don’t think that request meets with my approval. No husband of mine makes a request like that twice. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Of course you don’t! I know that! Of course you don’t deserve me. So make sure you try all the harder to make sure I keep you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I like your tumblr hubby, with their nice captions of women in female led relationships. But not enough financial domination. Make sure the next week is entirely findom themed, and at least three original posts a day. Now give me a footrub while I
How dare you suggest that your wife would consider accepting such cheap clothes as a present from you. ũ,797? How dare you. You know the rules. You want a date with your wife, the new outfit you buy her must cost at least Ū,000. Caption Credit:
Well done on one day of your week posting original financial domination captions at three a day. But none of them have been liked or reblogged on tumblr. It’s gone up to four a day, not counting any posts with this image. I think I’ll get
Think of a number, hubby. Multiply it by 100. That’s how many dollars you’re spending on me at the mall today. And remember, the number is the distance from the bottom of my skirt to the floor. In centimetres. Caption Credit: Uxorious
You’re right, you can’t afford perfection so you can’t afford me. But if you just give me everything you own and everything you ever earn I’ll deny you orgasms and make you my slave. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hubby, why are you worried about men looking at me?You know that no man who sees me has any chance of sex with me. Including you. But if you still want me to cover up and go home, just give me ũ,500 and I’ll agree. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Singles? You came to this photoshoot with singles for me?Get back to the bank and come back with some real money. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, morning check complete. You may go to work to earn me more money that will never go into your wallet. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You want to get busy down here on the floor with me and the twins? Yeah?Well you should have thought of that before you forgot to give me 100% of your salary on pay day. See you next month. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hey hubby, it’s your Wonder Woman. Hope you like the selfie! Wish you were here! Of course you could be here … Just buy everything off my amazon wish list and I’ll unlock the front door and let you back in. Caption Credit:
What a waste!I can’t believe I did that deal with my husband where he gets the coins I get in change when I spend his money. Well, a deal’s a deal, I guess. Except when it turns him on if I’m completely unfair to him. Caption Credit:
Do you remember when you had the right to use your credit card?That’s right, it was this morning before we got married! I love you, husband. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Of course you have a free choice, hubby. You can give up your credit cards and live with no money but a female led relationship… or … I changed your mind. You have no choice. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
No it’s not enough hubby. If this is all you can give me, your lunch allowance is cancelled. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, five minutes is enough. Give me the you owe me for letting you see your wife wearing this. Now it’s back to sweats for the rest of the month. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m having lobster and champagne. In fact you can have that too. After all we are celebrating. Tonight is the last time you ever get to use your last credit card before I take it away from you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Remember when you could spend this much on the drinks for one lunch? Instead of figuring out which days not to have lunch so you could have lunch all week? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
No money, no wallet, no phone, no credit card, no shoes. But you’ve got this sight of me to remember while you are walking 20 miles home. You ever use the car without my permission again, it will be 40 miles. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Aww, hubby, are you straining against your cage? But I did just what you asked. You said your arousal was so hard to cope with that you wanted me to wear a sweater. So I’m wearing a sweater. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You recognise the look in my eyes? Well you’re right. It is going to be a long night. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I look like Dita van Teese? How flattering of you to say so, hubby!But that also means you’ve been looking at pictures of Dita van Teese. Which means you are in big trouble. Big big trouble. Caption Credit: Uxorious husband with apologies to
I know you wouldn’t hit a woman in glasses. But I don’t care if you take your glasses off or not, I’m hitting you. You deserve it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Don’t worry, I don’t care how many times you say you love me, you worship me, you’ll do anything for me, you love to be locked up for me, you are my slave. Correction. I don’t care how many times as long as it's a lot. Caption
You’ve been a very good slave hubby, and you deserve a treat. You may continue looking at me in this outfit as long as you wish. As long as it’s less than sixty seconds and then you continue with the housework. Caption Credit: Uxorious
I don’t care that I’m the one in the middle and you say I’m your favourite lingerie model The fact that you have images of other women on your computer means that your internet privileges are revoked for the next month. Caption Credit:
Oh no dear, I don’t uncross my legs for you except on my terms. No more than I allow you to ride in your Rolls Royce except on my terms. My terms are these: get in the boot. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
How much are you prepared to beg to get what the kerbstone is getting right now? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, your parents have left on the train. Normal service will be resumed. We’re going home. Your maid’s outfit is going on. So are the shackles. And you are getting the three maintenance spankings you missed while they were here. Caption
I don’t care how great the view is. Get back inside. Lock yourself in punishment position 9 and I’ll deal with you when I’m good and ready. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.
Do you like what you see, hubby?What I like to see is you cleaning and cooking and washing, not staring at me. If you don’t want me to see a very red backside you’d better stop staring. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
He brought me a roll and coke in a plastic cup?Boy he must like being punished by his wife more than I realised. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Please don’t stop staring and whimpering. I love the way you look and sound tied and gagged over there. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m glad I found this tip on the internet. One less reason I need to release you from your cage. I’m going out. Have a good night. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
As I was coming home I had the most gorgeous idea. You’re not going to like it. But you will thank me afterwards or I’ll do it to you again. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
How many beads in my necklace? Too late! You had to count so you have not been paying proper attention to your wife. But count them anyway so I know how many strokes to give you tonight. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Dear Husband When you find yourself on your knees in the kitchen cleaning, as will happen a lot in our marriage, remember this photo. You might be tired and worn out, but men owe women a lot of housework. Your housework-free wife Caption Credit:
Ok, I tried your suggestion of us swapping clothes. I’m changing back now. You’re not though. Get online and order yourself a female wardrobe because that’s all you’re allowed to wear round the house now. Caption Credit:
Yes I thought you’d like this look. But I don’t enjoy wasting my time getting dressed up to fulfil your fantasies. Come down to the basement with me. There are some of my fantasies we are going to fulfil down there. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Seriously? Seriously? You still haven’t learnt? My eyes are up here and that’s where you look. There’s a word for husbands who can’t obey my simplest rules and it’s this one: “caged”. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Thanks for your offer but I reject it. Here’s my offer for you. Sign on this piece of paper and I’ll fill in the agreement later. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You can see a great view from there, both outside and inside?Excellent, because you are going to be crawling this entire vacation. Now crawl over here … Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
See my boobs struggling to get out of their confinement? Difference between them and your cock is that they can get out any time they want. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
A picture is worth a 1000 words. I need a 1000 word essay on your adoration of what you see of your wife in this picture. You’ve got an hour. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You are my darling hubby puppy, I love playing games with you. This is a game I like to call “heel”. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You know what time it is?Eight o'clock? Good. Even noticing the clock behind my head means it’s not close to time I have to worry about unlocking your chastity belt. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You know hubby, it was really the basement that sold the house to me. Any time you want to find out what I’ve got in mind for this post, just disobey me or disappoint me in anything. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
“I’m the girl who puts the SWAT in SWAT team!” I give you the most incredible photo of me in the sexiest outfit and that’s the best caption you can come up with? Go and get the tawse. SWAT is tawse backwards without the silent
I’m just preparing for a major business meeting. Was it something urgent? No?I’ll just write down “punish husband for interrupting me” so I don’t forget. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You understand?You follow me in here and I close the doors, there is no turning back. You will be mine forever. Follow me. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Aww my poor husband, he would have enjoyed this canal trip in Venice. Since I’d enjoy the sights much more by imagining him tied down to the hotel bed, well that’s just the way it has to be. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
The fact that I ordered you to run my bath doesn’t mean you are allowed to see my amazing breasts.Fortunately there’s a bar of soap right here so hold it in your mouth. And put on a blindfold. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You think this room is too barely furnished? I think you’ve barely furnished me with enough reason to let you sleep in here instead of the cage. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh hubby, how wonderful to move in here after all your hard work to earn it for me!But no, we won’t be paying a maid. But I will have a maid. You bought it, you clean it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Now for the white glove test on every rung of the ladder. When I said i expected perfection you thought I was kidding? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Begging? I don’t call that begging. Begging after you’ve made me come and have no hope of release. Begging to do it again day after day. That’s what I call begging. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh, hello. Didn’t expect to see you this morning. Man, I was tired last night. I must have forgotten to lock your cell. Sorry about that. Boy I’m still tired. Meant to say: “You’ll be sorry about that.” Caption
Learn to recognise this smile. This is not a good smile for you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
In your dreams, husband, in your dreams. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
