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I love to dress up in the pinkest, flounciest, girliest dress I can find… … and then beating the bejesus out of you! Go and fetch the cane and assume the position. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh hubby, I know you don’t look so good in your maid’s outfit. But yours has to be functional because you have to do all the cleaning. While I just have to look incredible and do nothing except excite you beyond your imaginings. Caption
Hubby, I can’t wait for you to get back from your conference. When you do, this is where I want you. Kneeling like this, wearing this outfit and your heels. Ready to obey orders. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh no, you don’t get to touch. It’s taken you six weeks of slavery to earn the right to look. It’ll take a lot longer than that to make up for saying you wished I didn’t hit you so hard. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hi hubby. I’ve bought the flat. View? No, it doesn’t have a view of the water. Well, not for you for the first few months since you’ll only be crawling and sleeping in the closet. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh no, hubby. You are a long way from seeing this much in private. Now fetch me the margharita, and get on with gardening. And remember, if you’re not sweating, you’re gonna be hurting later. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Crawl over here and kiss my feet and lick my heels. That will indicate your agreement to me accepting ownership of your car and never letting you drive it again. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
On the drive home, which bit of “you’re breaking the speed limit” sounded like I’d be letting you into the house tonight? Goodnight. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You are never going to ask that question again. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.
You are so far away from being able to afford to get me out of this. In fact you aren’t close to being able to afford to get me into it again. But every day you serve me in chastity you can keep this photo on your phone. Caption Credit:
Spot anything you like? I spot a husband I’m going to make beg for mercy once for each spot. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
In my purse is one piece of paper with what you should do next written on it. Let’s see how good you are at guessing. If you guess wrong, there’s another ten pieces of paper with your punishments written on them. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Thank God it’s Friday! We’ve got a fun weekend ahead of us. Well a fun weekend for me and a long one for you. I’ll give you 10 minutes to strip and shower and get back here on your knees. Thank God It’s Friday! Caption Credit:
Did something I say sound like I cared whether or not the rip in my nylons was your fault or not?Punishment doubled for questioning that. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Bye darling. I won’t be long. Of course in your predicament it will seem like a long time. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hi Honey! If you’d cleaned the bathroom properly you’d have seen this in real life two days ago instead of now that I’ve unlocked you from the basement and you got access to your phone back. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Do I look like somebody who is about to let you off your well-deserved punishment for what you did? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh honey, you want to know how much trouble you are in?Think of a number. Double it. Add five to that. Add nine to that. Multiply by ten. Add four hundred to that… You are starting to get the idea. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hurry up and get in here with me. You know I don’t carry money or cards when I go shopping, and that I have expensive tastes. To make up your slowness you’ll find the most expensive thing in the shop and buy it for me. Caption Credit:
Honey, of course I know that you have a thing for the Daisy Duke look. Just like I have a thing for making you crawl on all fours into the house and then tieing you down and beating you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m glad you like the outfit darling. Now close your eyes. The next time you see me in this outfit, you are going to know that I am going to punish you very severely. Now open your eyes. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You wondering what I’ve got in this bag. Quick hint: if you beg me right now to use everything in this bag on you, you might get lucky and I won’t. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Merry Christmas hubby. Your present to me is another year of doing all the cooking and cleaning and everything else. My present to you is letting you. Merry Christmas! Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I know something you don’t know, hubby. Am I going to take you into the room on the left for a vanilla night?Or into the room for a very non vanilla night of orgasms for me and denial and punishment for you and ecstasy for both of us? Caption
Of course I’m going to let you into the house! It’s cold outside. I’m going to let you in tomorrow morning after you’ve spent a night outside thinking about making me come when you are ordered to, instead of failing me. Caption
Oh, you’re home. What presents did you get me on the way home tonight? I hope they’re good! For your sake, they’d better be good. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
For pity’s sake, I have to punish you again? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Crawl under this bench. You’ll know when you have permission to crawl out again when you see me coming back with a cane. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Which part of “No” did you not understand? Was it the “lock yourself” or the “in the basement overnight”? Caption credit: Uxorious husband
Hubby, I’m so glad that serving me in chastity is the most fulfilling thing you’ve ever done in your life. Thanks for telling me. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I don’t care if our mansion is legally owned by you. You’re not allowed in here without permission. You do have my permission to be naked with handcuffs and anklecuffs for the entire weekend. My slave, my rules. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Good choice! This chair gives me so many possibilities. We’ll start with you bending over the chair, then I’ll sit and we’ll do a classic over my lab job. Go and fetch the hairbrush - you know, “Mr Ouchie”. Caption Credit:
Yes, I do have some new ideas for how to play with my sex toy tonight. How did you know?Anyway, get over here, sex toy. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Yes, kneel right there. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, here’s your answer. Yes, your wife wears the pants in this marriage. And you never ask anything like that ever again. It’s irrelevant. I wear what I want, when I want it, and you obey me. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I love the mornings! Now to inspect my husband’s overnight slavery. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Now you know what happens when you complain about your weekly allowance. It goes back in my purse. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
The old wive’s tale is right. It’s bad luck to see your wife’s wedding dress before the wedding. You’ll find out exactly how unlucky on your wedding night. And on the entire honeymoon. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Well yes, kind of your fairy godmother. But since I know exactly what your dreams are, more of a fairy godmistress. And my spell over you won’t break at midnight. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m glad you like my kind of power dressing. Now it’s time for you to get my kind of power spanking. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
If I need to tell you what to do next, you’re in even bigger trouble than I think you are. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m so happy you took over all the housework and cooking in return for me dominating you. Now I don’t even know where anything is in this kitchen. Except I know where your place is. Crawling to kiss my shoes. Caption Credit: Uxorious
It’s none of your business what I’m doing on the desk or how long it’s going to take. It’s your business what you are going to be doing for me underneath the desk. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Aw crap! They misprinted the t-shirt and left off the “Ball B” before the “uster”. Not to worry. Even though it’s not your fault I can still punish you for it. Let’s go home. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, you’ve talked me into it. Next time you see me holding iron bars, you will be seriously begging for release. You can build the cage you’ve always wanted in the basement. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
No I couldn’t drink you under the table. But I can get you under the table. Like this. Get under the table. If you’re lucky I’ll sit on the chair and you can thank me. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I love to stand here and think romantic thoughts… Shall I use the handcuffs, blindfold, gag, chains, ropes, whip, cane, paddle, …. ? Yes. But in what order? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh hubby, you have just no idea how much hard work, struggle, and suffering you are going to have to go through to get up to that clasp. Let’s get started. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hubby, get yourself toiletted and have a shower. Then come back right here and I’m going to do exactly what I want with you. Which is lock you in this closet overnight. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You got your dream. You married a lingerie model. I got my dream. I married a slave. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Now I’ve tied him to the bed, what to do, what to do? Teasing, spanking, tickling, queening… Oh wait, I got it. I’ll have a nice long bath first. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Gorgeous body. Sorry, amazing body. Beautiful wedding dress. Strong right arm. Submissive husband. New cane as wedding present. Let’s go to bed. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh hubby, I’m far too tired tonight. So you can do it yourself and I’ll watch. Get your nipple clamps on and connected by a chain to the ceiling hook so that you have to stand on tiptoe. An hour should do. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hubby, if you don’t like me wearing corsets, just please do feel free to resign your position as my houseslave. No, didn’t think so. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
What’s missing? Correct: the paddle in my hands. Go and get it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Come in here and endure whatever I have planned for you. That’s an order. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
If hubby doesn’t make the bed just right… … his backside will be red all night. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Before I approve your cleaning job on this room, put your eggs and bacon on the floor. No, not on a plate, you idiot. If it’s not clean enough to eat off the floor then … Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
That’s not bad but not good enough. Write another 2000 word essay on my beauty. I’m going to bed and I’ll mark it when I get up. And you’re not allowed to use the letter E. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: redheadmuse, via itmoved)
Poor darling, suffering like that for four hours. Your reward is one bra strap half off my shoulder. Can you imagine what it will take to get everything off? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband (Source: redheadmuse, via itmoved)
