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alayhwmikibo replied to your post: Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself then pass this on to ten of your favorite followers! (I normally don’t chain mail, but these cheer me up so I thought I’d pass it along/feel
neilnevins: It’s so weird to think how five years ago Despicable Me started out as a passable but enjoyable movie about a super-villain raising three little girls but has literally devolved into nothing but an unforgiving minions franchise
peakxperience: THIS IS IT! I didn’t think I could cum without oral…Eight years! Married FiVE! A good man…Great man…But…not QuITE built to give me THIS!
michellecumsinpanties: yes my Mistress, as You wish. It certainly wouldn’t have taken me five months to become HER bitch!!!
murseguy: mistressmg: Yeah, cupcake! It’s only been five days! And you even received a great ruined orgasm in your cage! You should thank me for that! ; ) murseguy Yes Ma’am, I think I did thank you profusely. The ruined orgasm while miserable,
gladosinabox: cuddlechester: palecream: it takes ten seconds to tag something and forty five minutes to hours to calm down from a panic attack. think about that for a second and totally feel comfortable enough to ask me to tag something that bothers
trilliviapope: Dear Professor Hill,For twenty-five years I’ve been a cashier. All that time my boss has treated me like his personal property. I never said anything, not even to my husband. It’s been really scary and lonely, but watching you this
littlexgirlxblue: I seriously can’t get over the way men react to me as a blonde. It’s like this whole time I’ve been working five times harder than I needed to. Also I used to be all about black and silver everything but lately I’ve been feelin
Within five minutes of waking up, I was puking, cleaning out warm dog shit inside a crate, had a dog jump on my stomach to wake me up, and I’m pretty sure I fractured my toe. Today’s not going to be good, I can feel it.
fuckyeahwongfu: “This is me. If you hold my hand, I’ll be yours forever. A simple promise. That’s all I can offer. Is it enough?” - When Five Fell
"I think what's really funny about the whole hair situation and me is that I've sort of become known for having weird and wacky hair, but I never spend more than five minutes on it."
submissivegames: Alright, this setting seems to make you spurt frequently enough. It’s about once every five minutes according to the clock. Now, I’m going to go over to the bed and enjoy good book. What I want from you is for you to tell Me
dajo42: dajo42: why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee
boycheck: your-average-homestuck: This is how me and my family are living these months. My mom has a great job but doesn’t make enough to support all five of us. She’s working extra hours but it isn’t enough and with school starting for my brothers
ruinedchildhood: typicalbrony: colinfirth: Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it. #forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous
This is one of my top five fantasies but I want it to be all Mexican guys around me
scrumptioussaladsalad: chronicallycreeping: I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
hansolo: What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we’ve hardly spoken for twenty years.
customers at work keep getting mad at me because the heating makes an annoying noise? like sure i’ll turn the heating off during my 8 hour shift when it’s below zero so you aren’t bothered by a noise the entire five minutes you spend
isis-: gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong with me okay
chronicallycreeping:I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
ass-fuck-em-n-chuck-em: hate-them: uglymurican: “Keep throating me when you vomit and next time I’ll give you a five.” He could’ve given her nothing and she’d still consider it worthwhile. God I love this set. Some Russian hooker literally
steel-magn0lia: parachutesandrainbows: strangethingsonearth: memewhore: I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS Always need to reblog this I literally just watched this for like five minutes straight.
sunsetgun: “She knew everything and she could say it in five languages. She scared the pants off me.’ She laughs when I remind her - ‘I still do!’” – Keith Richards RIP Anita
food52:Well I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go buy me some chickpea flour. One Bag of Chickpea Flour, Five Ways to Use It via Food52
hottiekiss: I was quite surprised to recognize that this was me! I forgot about this one haha hottiekiss: This video is about five years old, but I can’t help but share it with all of you.
solkatartist: niknak79: Having fun at the beach. IT TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU GOT THAT EXTRA LEG FROM I JUST SAT THERE AND SAID “HMMM THAT LEG LOOKS WAY TOO REAL” HOLY FUCK
janedujour: If you’re not Canadian, this won’t mean much to you. It means a lot to me.I’ve been crying for five hours and I can’t stop. Two Canadian heroes embracing at The Tragically Hip’s final show before Gord Downie’s illness escalates,
teamwang: “My life with One Direction has been more than I could ever have imagined. But, after five years, I feel like it is now the right time for me to leave the band. I’d like to apologise to the fans if I’ve let anyone down, but I have
omgmobius0ne:scrumptioussaladsalad: chronicallycreeping: I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w Super Sexy Curves
thedominantword: This is how it usually goes down at my house. Hands behind your back. Over my knee. Now, tell me why you’re being spanked, and make a new promise to behave. Ask for the last five. Say please and Sir. Count them. Part of the power of
wilddee1988: Five different men that know how to thrust it deep and make me cum hard😘😵😥❤️🍒🍒🍒🍒
xadievelauncher: boysbones: the original version only worked for people with shitty generic dashes so i fixed it to work for awesome people (me) Now I’m fucked I’m gonna die in like five minutes with this
theworstthingsforsale: Apparently, flushing 20 golf balls is the crowning achievement of the American Standard 2889.216.020 toilet. It can also flush five large hotdogs simultaneously, but the golf balls are more impressive to me. Any crapper can handle
haikuoezu: kinkiepie: datahmedz: santakissu: did-you-kno: Source oh well then bullshit. Or maybe they are efficient; I check my emails every five minutes (actually I don’t, my email client does it for me automatically but every time I hear
itoshiteru: “So… I have this theory that the more important and intimate the emotion, the fewer words are required to express it. For instance, ‘Will you go out with me?’ Six words. glob ‘I think I care for you.’ Five words. 'Marceline!
chronicallycreeping: I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
isa-ghost: exoscout: kanakalala458: i-am-a-chaotic: sacheland: Chaotic Good brother. Sister: Mom, can we go to McDonald’s? Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Brother looks on in disgust: I’ve had it, give me five minutes Daisy. We’re getting
morbidmanatee:omghotmemes:*Click* It baffles me how many advertisers choose to spend their five seconds of guaranteed watch time not by saying anything about their product but instead talking about skipping the ad
jeparlefrancaisentretescuisses: teenylioness: Every time you misspell ‘fight’ as ‘fite’ you owe me or a member of my family five dollars my name is skye and wen yu spel a worde so wrong it is not welle ande thus I ask yu spell
maxiesatanofficial: tranarchist: Couldn’t put it better myself I mean I agree but also I can’t get over The Five Genders, From No Skirt To Wide Skirt I don’t want anyone asking me what my gender is anymore, I live on a scale of skirt width
bettsplendens: theexoticvet: Several weeks ago a pet skunk came in to see me because it just wasn’t acting right. The skunk had been purchased from a breeder and had lived with the owner for five years. Although normally an indoor pet the owner had
theeporndog: Fake? Maybe but I like it anyway, the idea of a stud like this with a five pound 12 inch dick that you can hear pulsating. Sounds good to me
officiallapis: How do you like that Pearl? ??being stuck in m bag just like that. Jsut like you crystal fucks stuck me in your gem five Thousand years ago never to be taken out unless your’e beingn showed off to someone How does it feel???????
typicalbrony: colinfirth: Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it. #forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake
winterwashere: Or if you’re like me, keep repeating steps one through three so quickly that you don’t actually have time to get to step four. Before you know it you’ve got five giant bins of books that have yet to be read, yet you’re stuck in
itscruellabitch: prettyboyshyflizzy: awkwardblackgirll: harleyhendrix: videohall: 2 grown men go through a labor simulation > I lost it at “STOP SMILING!!!!” They’re pain brings me such joy when they high five each other!! Dear god
yosheatsyoufordinner: It took me only five seconds to realize the stupidity
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