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astronomical-bagel:count-woe-laf:the tension between me and the mutual scrolling through tumblr at the same timeCant wait to see this post five times in a row after all our mutuals reblog it from each other
schizm-deactivated:yuck i fucking hate having ~cinematic~ mental illness moments. was in the bathroom just now trying to put in my earrings and my hands were shaking so bad it took me like five minutes and i was getting irrationally upset so i started
Sometimes I wonder if my employers are just fucking with me “Hey I know it’s five minutes before you have to leave for work but we’re changing you to night shift today. At a different hotel. One you’ve never been to. Enjoy learning
ttotheaffy: misteradamjensen: ttotheaffy: YES! The best burger in my life was from here. They asked me what I wanted on it and I just said “everything” and they delivered spectacularly. That looks so delicious! I wish there was a Five Guys in
jiving: it took me like five episodes just to draw pearl wearing a hoodie.
Sometimes when people talk about Chica from Five Nights at Freddy’s it takes me a minute to realize they’re not talking about Chica the squeaky chicken puppet from The Sunny-Side Up Show/The Chica Show. Which were pre-school-aged shows my
herpich: WE’RE BACKIt’s been five whole months, but we’re finally back on the air every day this week. Starting it all off is “Bonnie & Neddy”, written & storyboarded by Steve & me. Lots of cool stuff on the way, especially the
aliceapproved: lizwuzthere: @alicechrosnyart and I are getting back into sonic lately.. and I haven’t drawn any of them in literal years but I decided to doodle these real quick for old times sake :U took me about five minutes each.. guess it’s like
itsjustbl0op:Victory at Last! {SPOILERS}This episode brought me to tears! Dude, I can’t believe that he finally did it! After twenty-five years of being immortal, being the champion allows him to become mortal again!That or he somehow managed to
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: are you FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS IS A COLOUR BLINDNESS TEST IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY THEY TEST DIFFERENT KINDS OF COLOUR BLINDNESS AND IF YOU CAN’T SEE THE NUMBER IN FIVE IT SUGGESTS YOU HAVE NORMAL COLOUR VISION DID
I ran from my enemies for five hundred years, and then one day I stopped. Now a new enemy wants me dead. Sure, I could run from the travelers but there’s still one enemy that I can never escape. Time. So call it pride or vanity but after the life that
typicalbrony: colinfirth: Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it. #forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake
neilnevins: It’s so weird to think how five years ago Despicable Me started out as a passable but enjoyable movie about a super-villain raising three little girls but has literally devolved into nothing but an unforgiving minions franchise
Send me a ♫ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of the first five songs, and give it to you as a poem.
jaekirkland:WHEN YOU AND THE TEAM ARE STUCK IN SFO INTERNATIONAL FOR 13 HOURS
magesmagesmages: pep-no: Oh. My. God. …. DELETE MY BLOG.
Send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.
thebootydiaries:me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i’ll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one noticesme now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed
cl6672: garyplv: raajr: caitidee: What five years will do to a hungry girl… 😉 (That after shot looks like a morph, but it’s really not. That’s all me!) This is heavy √ eye-popping transformation caitidee! :) Wow! You look so beautiful.ARE
adorablelesbiancouples: It’s been almost five months and I’ve never felt so safe and comfortable with someone in my whole life. She makes me feel incredibly loved and appreciated. I’m the luckiest girl and I could never thank her enough for everything
chthonicbear: 900+ Followers!! Omg my phone has been slammed by so many notes and follows, it’s unreal to me! My last blog of five years only had 93 followers. I really appreciate all the nice comments and messages :) always feel free to HMU and Submit
chemicallyunbalanced: I want someone to anonymously text me. No names. No genders. For five days. United States only. Go for it. 321 266 2379
mdlbmommywithablog: kinesecd: Sit down for five whole minutes? Hmm… what’s in it for me? Ah timeouts
venusmelody: Nalu Week ⁕ Need (Day Five)Caps by fairymangacaps. I’m pretty feverish, so apologies if it doesn’t make sense.There are a lot of epic, adorable, mutually supportive Lucy/Natsu moments I love, but none of them give me FEELINGS the way
littlemeangreen: Barely five minutes in the school and Dumbledore was already talking about Harry Potter like calm down pal this isn’t about scarface it’s about me okay.
thekenyanfirstbody: babeobaggins: sailorlune: foxnewsofficial: pulpfanfiction: nintendofunclub: this is probably gonna be all over the internet in five minutes (if it isn’t already) but still holy shit. holy SHIT me Oh my god. what in the
fucktoyforall: Haven’t played this game in a while… We’re curious to see how it works now tumblr is a bit less busy.J is taking me out again the weekend after next. Five notes for this post and I’ll wear no underwear. Ten and I’ll have to wear
dustbunnywalcott: captaincrusher: nalyne: Star Trek or Porno This is it, this is the show this stuff all got by me in ‘68, but then i was five
liberscaryrynn: siryouarebeingmocked: smis-five-creedmoor: kongu2525: someoneintheshadow456: thenightling: pileofknives: honeybubb: me #can’t believe this movie is from 1998 It’s like y'all think people didn’t talk about shit before 2008.
monkeysaysficus: abby-howard: kaprosuchus: illegal I witnessed this epic battle at the Toronto zoo, these Red Pandas duked it out right in front of me five feet away, these beautiful creatures Such squeaks Pabu, why?
rearfuckhole: spacious-backyard: Thought it was about time. Omfg! So perfect! Give your self a hi five from me! Made to be eaten and caressed lovingly with a tongue from the inside… Oh yes, that ass would be fun to play with!!!
This was me, tonight!!! I’ve been using the app Zombies, Run and love it! Why YES, I will high-five myself, thank you very much!!!
chronicallycreeping: I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
imbryonykate: Send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.
자기야~♡
thehistoricaljassy: #excuse me while i laugh at this for five hundred years #because man do they look like exhusbands meeting for the first time in like 5 years #and it’s their kid’s graduation or something idk #and they’ve literally only been
bakasara: dahliasheng: thebloggerbloggerfun: Supernatural AU where every time Dean and Cas stare at each other for longer than five seconds Sam glares at the camera and it zooms in on his face like The Office. This brought me to tears OH MY GOD
bakasara: dahliasheng: thebloggerbloggerfun: Supernatural AU where every time Dean and Cas stare at each other for longer than five seconds Sam glares at the camera and it zooms in on his face like The Office. This brought me to tears OH MY
ccute-couples: Two men kissing in a photo booth in 1953 (source) Seeing this just makes me want to high five them for being so god damn courageous… It’s hard to believe that gay people were arguably treated worse back in the 50’s
lkeke35: traptacular:she got “i wish you would try it” written all over her face What she actually said was:“Oh I’ve had to fight since I was five years old. I haven’t had anybody approach me like that since I’ve been in the music business,
scarred-and-purrfect: califoreplay: abercrombee: xelamanrique318: i’m manny “there’s a line and SHE crossed it” my guy i have some news for you this reminds me of that meme that’s like “I would drag my dick through five miles of broken
mistresssonjablue: desires-andso-much-more: and I have them often. .. I have them so often it surprises me when I realize five minutes have gone by without one.
boycheck: your-average-homestuck: This is how me and my family are living these months. My mom has a great job but doesn’t make enough to support all five of us. She’s working extra hours but it isn’t enough and with school starting for my brothers
marianascosta: Hello! I’ve decided to release the first five pages of my new Patreon-exclusive comic, Inherit the Sun, for free! The rest of the comic will be exclusive to Patreon unless a certain goal is met that will allow me to publish it publicly,
finsterhund: I thought I’d put some Five Nights at Freddy’s photos together. Gotta love me some animatronics. Also Foxy’s eyes glowed and it was super cool.
pussies-4-you: bunnyboo23:pawgwarrior: barebackmeplease22: mysexywhorewife: folkman86: kapreysun: the fbi man is getting real tired of me laughing at the same meme five times Your girl knows how to fuck Reblog God I love it Omg 😩🤤
mahesh1972: nipplecitie20: omgmobius0ne: scrumptioussaladsalad: chronicallycreeping: I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w Super Sexy Curves 😋
solkatartist: niknak79: Having fun at the beach. IT TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU GOT THAT EXTRA LEG FROM I JUST SAT THERE AND SAID “HMMM THAT LEG LOOKS WAY TOO REAL” HOLY FUCK
the-cosmic-five-year-old: lumos5001: afixwithsontarans: me escaping from my problems and responsibilities Now you can procrastinate throughout time and space you can literally procrastinate forever and still come back in time to get it done
cinemove: Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher Picture me: I’m a girlwho is very very bad. I need to be punishedand by punished I mean had. It’s where you keep goodiesFor anniversary five So open the door —and look alive.
hidinggirlx:1,000 followers?! I’m stuck at 986 followers and although that’s a lovely number I’ve always been excited to reach 1,000! So, once I reach 1,000 the first five people to message me will get their exact image request as long as it’s
jawbone-the-tenth: scott-kip: goddessbracelet: Miyamoto: We have lots of fun games in development… Here’s footage of the new Zelda… I’ve jerked it to at least five Pikmin… Me: Who gives a fucking shit about Starfox I want Miyamoto to stop
tchamblers:the walking dead season five → 1/5 scenes: rick after fighting with pete“Damn it, Rick! I said stop.”“Or what? You gonna kick me out?”
kantoskies: 8-bit inspired alternate colors for Super Smash Bros, 4!I would have done more but Photoshop wouldn’t let me register it so I could only make these five. (Imagine Pikachu wearing like Ash’s original hat or something & Peach not wearing
milkyandthegentlemen: veralsi-spankque: ..old blog.. gissele spanks There are so many desires which some men have which seemed puzzling to me years ago. That is, if I even thought about them. It’s only been in the last five years that I even knew
jake-clark: get it HEHEHEHE high five don’t leave me hanging
cheating-cumsluts: jessieneedbbc: mrm4nn3rs: Grrrrr 😈 xxx wish that was me every day of my life!!!!! lol First five minutes: worst moment of your life. First half hour: convince yourself you deserve it. First hour: this is the best sexual experience
gthorndal: so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower my mom thought something was wrong with me okay here
peanutbutta: It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.
