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monodes: Mark is selling his crown of “King of Five Nights at Freddy’s!” Get it now!Today was not a good day for me, but this part of the game play made me smile and laugh so much, so I wanted to do a little doodle hehe
are-you-undead: “Call the doc I must me sick. Better get me my medicine, now it’s five o’clock on the phone again. I think I might need another prescription.” Call the doc i must be siiiick, im soo siiick
And now for something completely different. This is me in Sevilla, back when I was.. 17? Holy shit, that’s five years ago. I still have that dress. It still fits me.
Ok, five minutes is enough. Give me the you owe me for letting you see your wife wearing this. Now it’s back to sweats for the rest of the month. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
plummy-loves:Me: *makes someone cum*Me, five minutes later: I would like to do it again please.
bitterestborderline: me: i….actually love myself friend: aw!! im so glad! you’re getting better! you’re on the road to recovery me: give it five minutes
batsghoulsandghosties:I drew a comic of the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me while playing among us. It was me, five of my friends, two randos (yellow and black) and this guy Pupu. He did not speak much English, called an emergency meeting
Ok, five minutes is enough. Give me the you owe me for letting you see your wife wearing this. Now it’s back to sweats for the rest of the month. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
slayboybunny: I am so desensitized to crying bc it is just a normal part of life for me, ppl who are like “I haven’t cried since my grandmas funeral five years ago” really blow me away its like dang buddy I cried like 10 times just on the way to
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ravecarp: Haha. Me. Right here. Always. Right now. I can’t figure out my sleep behavior, tbh. I stay up until 3 am, sometimes doing nothing, because it tires me out just right and then I can flop to bed and sleep a solid four/five hours and
jh0n: Who I got: This was great because it validated that my best friend stalks me as much as I stalk him. :3 My top five are Tori, Caroline, Diana, Graham, and Alyssa. Which is excellent, because they’re the four housemates other than me that
savarend: i made a mix on 8tracks just for my favourite person cries forever because it’s five am and one of the best people in my life makes fanmixes for me and is way too good for me gosh
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: me: *tries to focus on one thing, any one thing, for like five minutes* my brain: this has been hashtag Big Mood for me all week I should just pin this post with how often it ends up being the case
hearthstiel: hearthstiel: repeat after me: dating is not synonymous with fucking you can go on a date without it ending in sex PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE NOT JUST FIVE OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WHO AGREE WITH THIS
sushiandpie: englishmajorhumor: lameborghini: school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes College will teach you how to get ready in five. college will teach you how to not go at all.
f-friday: It was my first day watching porn videos and Alexis made me cum. I felt like a lucky boy. Nothing happened after dinner. All she taught me was the science topics we stopped at before dinner. I was kind of disappointed. – Five years later,
privatefamilytime: “Hey, little bro, I know you like staring at my ass in these shorts but you’re a little obvious the way you’re staring at it while walking five feet behind me the whole way. Why don’t you come up here with me and put your
hellojaninee: Seven years of dancing under Byron’s direction. Some years just tend to stand out to me no matter how long ago it was. five years for me! And its going to be really really wierd not having rehearsals anymore or summer training days,
anxietyproblem: Shit it take me ten minutes just to find the right water temp then another five to get my playlist right and that’s before a drop of water hit me lmao
The worst thing about the new Star Wars movie is that everyone in the house saw it, leaving Frisbee alone for multiple hours.When I got home he decided to follow me around and lie down against me whenever I was still for more than five seconds. When he
clarknokent: smoothiefreak: tarot-sybarite:kerriellewashere: femsplain:I almost got kicked out of school for wearing a ‘Kiss Me I’m Black’ shirtAfter a long day of high fives and kids telling me either how much they loved it — or hearing kids
sweetcherrylips69: So many have asked “ Can we see you cumming? ” well there are about five or six vids of me doing that on here, this is one of them, let me know how you like it💋🍒
tjennig: durpin: tjennig: sissies do NOT deserve erections I will do this five times everyday and I will be in chastity until someone messages me and is willing to meet with me and bend my little dick until it breaks. Then I will stuff
just-shower-thoughts: My car just texted me to let me know it finished downloading and installing updates, and this sentence would sound like nonsense to someone living as little as five years ago.
lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223:In my ideal world, I could keep in touch with every single person who has ever meant something to me, even if just for five minutes a week. It’s not possible though, I’ve found. Still, memory means a lot to me
fat-birds: darecrow: Five people have tagged me in this today and it literally is me why fly when you can take a ride on a windshield wiper?
thehumandildo: For about five years I worked at a porn shop and it wasn’t at all unusual to get horny female customers openly flirting with me. Many times they asked me to show them my dick (they’d be looking at the giant realistic dildos and ask
aboringblackcat: big-boss-official: Me: gosh I’m so stressed I– AP student: don’t talk to me about stress😩😫. I have to study for five AP– Student athlete: you don’t know the grind 😤😤 keep it 💯we work for everything we–
rupertemmalove: Day one I first laid my eyes on you Day two I can’t help but think of you Day three was the same as day two Day four I fell in love with you Day five you spent it with me Sixth day knocked me off my feet Day seven that’s when I knew
cravehiminallways212: fuckmethroughthesheets: You’re probably gonna need about five for me. ^^^^^Me, too. I had no idea I was this needy… And it’s a good thing too. ;)
lukesamericanapparel: *sees a hot person or model near my favourite band member* *pulls out megaphone* excUSE ME CAN YOU TAKE 10 STEPS AWAY PLEASE BECAUSE YOU’RE PRETTIER THAN ME AND I STILL NEED A GOOD FIVE YEARS BEFORE IT IS ACCEPTABLE FOR US TO
tofugoddess: I hate it when random boys message me like “you’re so hot lets talk sometime” sure wow I’m sure you have so much to offer me, like greasy dick pics and the same five compliments
englishmajorhumor: lameborghini: school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes College will teach you how to get ready in five.
kameelahwrites: This was me about five years ago. My younger brother taught me to skate and I took it seriously for about four months until I realized that skating with a camera in hand was a disaster waiting to happen.
vinylladies: I gave her the ring, and she gave me the finger Said you’ve just been wastin’ my time Yes, I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger So I took it back to the five-and-dime
makemethewhoreiam: I would only enjoy to wear soemthing like that, if HE would have made me wear it, told me to wear my five inch heels and flirt and tease and play with a bunch of sexy men all night. And I would be wet all night, not knowing how far
So a while back when I went to fye I asked the lady when the new haarp album comes out. And she told me, but then she asked me if I wanted to reserve it, and I was really stoned so i just agreed without thinking what she said. And I had to pay like five
jay-meet-me-in-the-tardis: cleanyoungmess19: loveethewanted: usedtogetitinyourfishnets: imgladjaycame: iheart-thewanted: Ok, I’ve literally been staring at this for five minutes straight. Omg Let Me Lick It. this needs to happen more often.
godcaprio: Happy 40th Birthday, Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio! (November 11, 1974) My love of performing goes way back. My mom got me on ‘Romper Room’ when I was five - it was my favourite show. But they couldn’t control me. I would run up and smack
slayboybunny:I am so desensitized to crying bc it is just a normal part of life for me, ppl who are like “I haven’t cried since my grandmas funeral five years ago” really blow me away its like dang buddy I cried like 10 times just on the way to
being forced to watch that five nights at freddies or whatever it’s called with my brother and IM SO SCARED BARBIE DETECTIVE SCARES THE HELL OUTTA ME AND GOOSEBUMPS MADE ME SCREAM AND FALL DOWN SO UH
cuethememusic: “It took five, ten, fifteen years for me to agree. But Peeta wanted them so badly. When I first felt her stirring inside of me, I was consumed with a terror that felt as old as life itself. Only the joy of carrying her in my arms could
smythersstuff: To celebrate the best five years of my life, I am going to let the mister fist my ass for the first time. So, I’ve been stretching it out all week to keep it nice and loose for him. I wish one of you studs would come over and help me
So apparently I somehow missed part one of the ebook. How do I get that Daddy? You mean besides buying it?I’m sure I’ll put it up again, but I can only do five days for free per some time period I don’t know . This is all new to me.
brucebnnr: creator: lgbt rep? who ;) knows ;) what ;) could ;) happen ;) watch and find out ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) me, who has been dead inside for five years: look, just go ahead and say it’s background character 137 who has half a line. just. say it.
