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urbran: she drinks the blood of firstborns on tuesday mornings
tinytooru: theninthjustice: tinytooru: I miss Oikawa more than I miss my firstborn son which coincidentally is also Oikawa me too No only me
My #RSD goodies from @fifthelementrse also got #SevensTravels I was soo excited to get my faves. Even more after receiving such great customer service from these guys. Thanks FE!!!♥
vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that
la-meilleure-amie: everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
dumbvahkiin: selfie-legolas: i know what i’m naming my firstborn thanks behindthename.com IF YOU WERE GOING FOR ‘HELLA’ THEN LET ME TELL YOU ‘HELLA’ MEANS A STOVE IN FINNISH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A AND Ä IS CRUCIAL
jcatgrl:copperbadge:persinetteinthetower:moriartythetease: So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle? I need a book about
cassandamn: friend: makes a typome: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo
cassandamn: friend: makes a typo me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo
rlyhigh: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found
triwizard-tardis: rlyhigh: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of
aangsavedtheworld: dear bryke please let mako have a secret angsty tattoo hidden somewhere on his michelangelo sculpted body please please I will name my firstborn child after you i pinky swear
