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themarvelcinematicuniverse: Thor: Ragnarok (2017) I am Hela. Odin’s firstborn. Commander of the legions of Asgard. The rightful heir to the throne, and the Goddess of Death.
jcatgrl:copperbadge:persinetteinthetower:moriartythetease:So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?I need a book about
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: histrionicintrovert: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns ironically all the people
pointyearedelvishprinceling: The Firstborn meme 4/5 characters ~ Elrond
cassandamn:friend: makes a typome: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo
pinkwitchpunk: hexglyphs: hexglyphs: hexglyphs: oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single??? brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date my firstborn child has been stolen your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”
cocobeef: LOOKIN CUTE IN THE MIRROR LIKE THEN IN THE PHOTO I’M ALL LIKE HACHACHACHA GIMME YOUR FIRSTBORN
la-meilleure-amie: everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
azor-the-lawbringer: firstborn-of-akatosh: brujahinaskirt: modding skyrim be like
anepotter: awaiting Balder (fanart ©anepotter) mpreg ThorKi AU - awaiting their firstborn son, Balder
malisvaart:AU; Thor and Loki accidentally get pregnant. They do not dare to tell the Allfather, so they go to a secluded hut in the mountains and eventually have their firstborn; Balder.
gratuitypucci: Iman tearing up about he & Teyana’s newborn
thetranscendentalmodernist: The Death of the Firstborn - Oil painting - Charles Sprague Pearce - c. 1877
swanqueentimelord2001: marynesq: itssugartitsbitch: whiteknightswan: s-madness: themusethatgrewfromboredom: la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk. #ok who
luminousalicorn: jcatgrl: copperbadge: moriartythetease: So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle? I need a book about
fleurdulys:Lamentations over the Death of the Firstborn of Egypt - Charles Sprague Pearce1877
hopelessowls: Basically I just saw this and I have no self-control /runs away Read More
fuku-shuu: Gifset: Like Parents, Like Son → Nase Hiroomi as the AU middle child of Levi & Mikasa Previous: Mitsuki - The BelovedNext: Izumi - The Firstborn (Kyoukai no Kanata x Shingeki no Kyojin crossover) Haircolor, scarf, badassery, sibling
fuku-shuu: Gifset: The Firstborn → Nase Izumi as the AU eldest child of Levi & Mikasa Previous: Hiroomi - Like Parents, Like SonNext: Mitsuki - The Beloved (Kyoukai no Kanata x Shingeki no Kyojin crossover) That unrelenting resolve and stoic
kynarreth:firstborn of akatosh
h-way: Rosa Maria - Watch4Beauty.com (2016,07,04)firstBorn: 1991 Height: 160 cm Measures: 85-58-90 Country: ColombiaAn incredibly sexy 25 years old Colombian. Exclusively at Watch4Beauty. She’s a wild girl who loves to go to the beach, dance and her
rlyhigh: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found
la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
penguin-of-doom: What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold? No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.
thatshowyoufeel: vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top
la-meilleure-amie: everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk LOL!!!
dumbvahkiin: selfie-legolas: i know what i’m naming my firstborn thanks behindthename.com IF YOU WERE GOING FOR ‘HELLA’ THEN LET ME TELL YOU ‘HELLA’ MEANS A STOVE IN FINNISH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A AND Ä IS CRUCIAL
jcatgrl: copperbadge: persinetteinthetower: moriartythetease: So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle? I need a book
urbran: she drinks the blood of firstborns on tuesday mornings
ganymedesrocks: Charles Sprague Pearce (1851-1914), Lamentations over the Death of the First-Born of Egypt, 1877 (detail). This same subject –Death of the Firstborn- Exodus 11:1-10, also inspired Lawrence Alma Tadema (1836-1912), with a poignant
welovepaintings: Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema (1836-1912) Death of the Pharaoh’s Firstborn Son Oil on canvas 1872 124.5 x 77 cm Rijksmuseum (Amsterdam, Netherlands)
moriartythetease: So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle? I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised
pensola: dumbvahkiin: selfie-legolas: i know what i’m naming my firstborn thanks behindthename.com IF YOU WERE GOING FOR ‘HELLA’ THEN LET ME TELL YOU ‘HELLA’ MEANS A STOVE IN FINNISH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A AND Ä IS CRUCIAL
only-1-a: catphistopheles: writing-prompt-s: Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed. Y’all get together to discuss your options
theunderestimator-2: “Two and a Half Men”: Henry Rollins terrified by the mere sight of Nick Cave’s one-year-old baby son (probably his firstborn Luke -or maybe Jethro, since both were born in 1991) while visiting Cave at his house in Melbourne
liguoriliscious: DanVsPhil - Dan won this time! Well done Dan. Also, that flower thing will kill your firstborn.
truantsoul: Reason #34820395235 why Patrick is my hero and I’m probably naming my firstborn son after him.
monsterpages: draumbouy: perchu: perchu: if this gets 100,000 notes i will name my firstborn child “moreos” stop reblogging this its happening perchu you cant stop it Go have a child now. I dare you.
jcatgrl:copperbadge:persinetteinthetower:moriartythetease: So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle? I need a book about
twelvefootmountaintroll: i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”
