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The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you were my drug, a seven percent solution wouldn’t be enough.”
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought of you, I’d be John Watson.”
The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Forget dead pigs– want to see what I can penetrate with my other harpoon?”
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put it in the fridge.”
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you wet.”
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard Brook), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and wet.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.”
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about the Science of Seduction?” Submitted by thesaphiragirl.
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“I would keep your mobile phone.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You give me a 221boner.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
“You grew on me like Harold.”
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
