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tupacabra: i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
thechurchofbobsaget: I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
putuporshuttup: if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants
xanush: tr-ibal: I will keep this photo posted for 1 week. Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water After the money is donated I will post proof of donation. Show you care & Reblog. always If you don’t reblog
pvnkslut: If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
totoroteser: suicunesrider: penandpage: #it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life it’s it’s ITS BEEN TEN YEARS???
fvming: I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it
urkisses: fcking-kissess: My blog will make you horny (; LOVE ADVICE BLOG, message me anon if you need advice about anything
artemisfowlstolemysoul: Being a nice person is so fun Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when
hbunot: how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
ocheano: parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager
the-personal-quotes: Are you a teen? This blog is for you!
everlastiinq: grrootling: obiwankabrodie: shotshotshotshotshotshots: thewellofmyself: if your mental health is ruining your education and you know it clap your hands *CLAP CLAP* if your education is ruining your mental health and you know it clap
supnikita: If you were my homework I’d do you.
the-personal-quotes: If you love Disney, you must follow this blog!
liftedandgiftedd: if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done
ben-c: bonaventure-: if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically some person: hey asstown you: nah some person: i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean
dingoinnuendo: people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”.
my-teen-quote: If you love Disney, you must follow this blog!
guiseofgentlewords: my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
paranoid: do you ever get so angry that you just start laughing out loud for no reason.
these-times-shall-pass: If you love Disney, you must follow this blog!
do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about
xfaults: xfaults: there’s a website called avoidhumans.com that can let you look up local public places that aren’t crowded. just reposting for any of my followers who haven’t seen this! i love you all
sexnoisee: Interesting P0rn Facts You Probably Didn’t Know Here are the best 10 sex secrets you NEED TO KNOW!
powerburial: signedsincerelymegan: powerburial: just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before. or you could do the easy thing and
weirdnwise: Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t
purehfied: neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
dimpleforyourthoughts: i just want a boy who touches me distractedly like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you
everyoneisdeadnow: if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
twerkgifs: you like twerkin it, don’t you squidward?
africanaquarian: person: i really like you. ½ of me: why? the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing
graciegirrl014: Having depression does NOT mean you are sad 100% of the time. Having an eating disorder does NOT mean you have to be skinny Having social anxiety does NOT mean can’t ever talk to people. Having Obsessive Compulsive Disorder does NOT
paradisaic: think of every black person in the world and for you to say “I’m not attracted to black people” means that you’ve seen every single one of those people and determined youre not attracted to every individual. since this is impossible,
pvtleonardchurch: jack-baraatwat: Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning listen up you motherfucker
guiltyhipster: The joke’s on both of you You end up dating each other
richhomiebvlgari:For all the gays, stop feeling like you shouldn’t speak your mind cause somebody’s gonna call you a faggot! Speak your fucking mind!
theheatofthesouth: theheatofthesouth: 1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better) 2. Then add some lemonade. 3. Stir and serve with mint. 4. Be drunk. Y’all
welcometotheparadisee:Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much
lethalmindss: purehfied: neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips. This
uhmeliamay: Do you ever have those days where you just want to curl up into a ball and cry
sex-a-y: I crave you. I crave the feeling of your hands touching all over me. I crave the way you look at me and kiss me like it’s our last kiss. I crave our naked skin pressing against each other underneath the bed covers. I crave the feeling of your
yungncxx: *sends you nudes when I know damn well you in a public place or family gathering*
penishole:tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really
reoccurs: do you ever think about what your life would be like if you were hot
camouflages: do you ever just read one little thing that kills you inside
oknope: what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
nutmeg101:Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.
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