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indevampire: i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song. every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the
whatever-you-write: I want to becravedby you.I want youto think about kissingmeas much as Ithink aboutkissingyou. — Alena M
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you: i say things that make zero sense i say the random things that come to mind i act like a complete idiot when talking to you i use dumb emoticons
m-ignon: forever-ourlove: unexotic: littlemisspartyhardy: teensfromhell: iamthebloodywalruss: when he tightens his arms around you, best feeling ever I wish wonder what this feels like The best feeling in the world god i wish i knew You want
katherineobscura: Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
dead-and-scarred: americantbh: healthymissfit: tc-in-b03: mashtonpotatoes: slowlylosinglbs: seeyanightvale: eutux1a: It’s been a few hours, you’ve just been hanging there. You’ve been quiet, too quiet. Usually there’s music playing,
countsassula: i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you
teenagepics: If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
brendonuriesux: do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
starllex: I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
canwejustslow-down: The day “see you tonight” turned into “see you soon, then.”
twistedtorture: if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.
popularboyfriend: don’t you love when the lighting you’re in makes your selfie look better than usual
iexisttoday: Kisses in the neck are the poison of pure souls, once you’ve tasted it, you cannot live without it.
‘just you and me against the world’ more like 'just you and me against a wall’ am i right
orchardly: reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should
foreverinliebe: When I say you complete me I don’t say it to be cute. I don’t say it to be a cliche couple. I don’t say it because at that very moment I feel so in love with you. I don’t say it because I want to find true meaning to the statement.
sincerelyhappines: kissingeverysinglenight: distraction: Being a girlfriend. Being a girlfriend is not just about being beautiful and attractive for your guy. It’s not just about letting him chase you, letting him do sweet things every time you’re
lron-man: girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
jawnstacheinatrenchcoat: augustusfring: alaska where you at bitch a shit-ton of katherines paper-ass towns holy fucking shit another will grayson fuck you stars And now we wait until John Green finds this
seaking: westbor0baptistchurch: what if you woke up tomorrow and it was still 2013 and you had to relive the entire year?
sextpert: damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho
su-i-cid-e: our-twisted-fantasy: You think no one cares? I care! Come talk to me. I’ll listen. Depressed blog. Remember I love you. Used to be our-twisted-fantasies. Account was terminated. . ;
cumillionaire: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re a pussy
varveensivasheelan: toxicfleur: THIS IS ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE WRONG I want that.
some days you can’t tell whether its six in the morning or six at night. some days you don’t give a shit. some days the light doesn’t leave the room.
jaclcfrost: sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow
lameprlncess: oh so you call me beautiful? well beautiful describes nature, trees are a part of nature, trees have bark on them, dogs bark, and a female dog is called a bitch so fuck you thanks for calling me a bitch
penceyprepofficial: you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
tipsy-vvhore: You are beautiful and you deserve to be here
teendefinitionblog: awkward: when you are looking at yourself in the window of a parked car and there is a person inside staring back at you
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
futurefantastic: battybatty: Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you “please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine
mosellegreen: alegbra: have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just Ah, yes. The second day.
fortheloveofotps: fortheloveofotps: fortheloveofotps: fortheloveofotps: ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because
unperceptible: when you don’t like someone’s outfit and they ask you “how do I look”
msjewbooty: “i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
heatherbat: smalltownbigguy: in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious,
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
tonjinl: so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food
rawflume: jxntry: daiselea: I haven’t held your hand in eight months and the human skin replenishes every twenty-seven days. You’ve never touched this skin and I don’t think you ever will. The caption woah
cutelovequotesforhim: Love Quotes For Him #82 “Love you curves and all your edges, all your perfect imperfections.” John Legend Everything seems so perfect in the person you are in love with.
my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about vitamin D and not my sex life
-loner: “I just need a person” or “I just used a person” I feel like the original way you read it says something about you. Completely agree with the comment above.
lana-grant-may: carry-on-my-wayward-nun: p1ants: i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived
perfectcuddlesize: lovejoyjohnlock: This is why you need to pay attention in naming your children. Are you shitting me they did that on purpose AHAHA
coruscantcannibal: lntelligent: heckannoying: Me starting a rebellion at my school all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves The
yourveins: “you want some of my trail mix?” you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
kenfucky: new law: if theres someone you want to cuddle with but they are far away the government has to fly you there for free
jakemalik: do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
deair: if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special
stevesbucky: “I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable,
