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nofluffystop: Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really
deaneggsandsam: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear
justintimerblake: you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
eatingisfab: do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them
pip-pip-scooby-doo: demonhunting: kushstagram: I DONT THINK YOU GET IT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY GROW A SET AND TELL HER no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me
givingblowjobs: starrysleeper: get-off-your-arse-its-begun: geekishchic: volouminous: You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour. You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary. You
nakedly: you are not fatyou have fat you also have fingernails you are not fingernail
thesylverlining: thesylverlining: If any of you little diddles decide to mess with me, or ask me out on April fools day as a joke, I will fucking say yes and marry you and make you fall hopelessly in love with me, and we will have a blissful year of
moonsads: I want to scream at everyone who has put me down and made me second guess myself and who has gone behind my back and fuck you for all the negativity you’ve brought upon me fuck you
waitingtokissyou: We can make out, when ever, how ever, who ever. Actually not who ever just you ever because I love you and you’re perfect.
corrupted-teens: Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
vipeur: g—laze: kin-wa: vipeur: vipeur: hannah-wood: vipeur: my eyes sting and my head is throbbing so this is what i produced this is stunning thank you blossom xx WHEN DID THIS GET 60K OH MY GOD omgosh kodie yas you go gal, you deserve
damn-you-steven-moffat: if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
colfersaurusrex: I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re
circumcisions: EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER JUNK FOOD YOU WANT!!!!!!!!! GO VEGAN!!!!!!! BE VEGETARIAN!!!!!! ONLY EAT MEAT IF THATS WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOD IS GOOD!!!!! FOOD IS FANTASTIC!!!!!! FOOD IS THE BEST THING IN
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
the-average-gatsby: the-average-gatsby: imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively
bradleysbumchin: it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it. this is how you end a show. you don’t give the audience exactly what they want, or take it completely away from them either, you leave them
addictionly: So you wanna play with ma dickkkk, boy you should know what you’re fighting for
extrasad: I bite my lip when I miss you and lately my mouth has been so full of blood I can barely speak. I’m not even sure if it’s my own blood. My mother is worried. Jesus christ, I’m worried. You say you lost feelings but I lost my fucking mind
today-the-world-is-ugly: I left my jacket in my friends truck and when I got it back this was left in the pocket. You are so beautiful I wish I could spend every minute with you and I miss you every minute that I’m not I could spend years telling
cassjaytuck: what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
feat: that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it
thechildofstyle: find someone who knows you’re sad just by the change of tone in your voice be with someone who loves the feature that you hate the most fall in love with someone who looks at you and knows they don’t want anyone else R’J
magicul: when someone says something to offend you but you pretend you don’t care
kindahorny: do you ever just blog with caution when you’re out in public because you are scared of what might pop up on your dash
mileycyrauhls: Anyone that hates on you is always below you, because they’re just jealous of what you have.
shslequius: “Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
jesus: peklaxdog: angel: asian: ejective: if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7 I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;) you two need jesus i dont think jesus was into threesomes you don’t know me
thrashturbate: 10/10 would bang.But also:10/10 would care for you10/10 would tuck you in10/10 would cuddle10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
captainlucifer: erocsan: captainlucifer: if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to
hayleu: Don’t fall in love with people like me. I will school you all day all night on the b-ball court. And when I dunk on you, you will finally understand why ball is life.
imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member Imagine you went on a date. imagine you went blind imagine all the people living life in peace but everything changed when the fire nation attacked So call me maybe Amen.
therailz: when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
stunningbieber: I never unfollow my friends so you should start being my friend so you win an immunity pass and you are protected for life.
gooutfighting: if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying
n0-p0st-0n-sunday: pvnkslut: If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you. i would advise you to avoid santa
680xsouth: basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
tennants-hair: at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween
Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of: Pubic hair Stretch marks Scars Any other natural occurrence of the female form You aren’t really worthy of it anyway Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home
curvydirtynerdy: if you let me sit on your lap and think i won’t do everything i can to give you a boner you’re dead wrong
lah-disputes: This may get 2 notes this may get 1000. I don’t really mind, even if it helps one person i’m happy. I just want you to know that everything will be okay. I know you’re in a hard place right now where you think that maybe harming
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented
thetowerofpimps: if you think the fat on my chest and the fat in my butt is sexy but you can’t handle a little bit of fat on my stomach or my thighs you can go fuck yourself i don’t need that kinda negativity in my life
ben-c: i want to slow dance with you in the kitchen at 1am in our pyjamas i want to stand ankle-deep in the ocean with you shrieking about how cold it is i want to make hot cocoa and blanket forts with you once we’re far too old for either i want to
have you ever just cried because you’re you
When you loose a best friend, it’s worse than breaking up with a boyfriend. Because you lose more than a heart, you lose a little bit of yourself.
imasexaholicbloke:You’re the type of girl I’d bring home to meet my family but fuck you rough in the next room to see if you can be a good girl.
if you dont grab ass while you kiss her why do you even have hands?
awkwardvagina: have you ever just cried because you’re you
jetlyfe718:cheezburgah:even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this. Help save a life
sweet-montage: you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on
solivagantlove: And every day, the world will drag you by the hand, yelling, “This is important! And this is important! And this is important! You need to worry about this! And this! And this!” And each day, it’s up to you to yank your hand back,
blondesquats: If you get to sleep beside the person you love every night you are one lucky fuck
