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elasticitymudflap: garnet’s lil “woo” when rose says she likes his band was adorable fiGHT ME
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elasticitymudflap: in the homeworld headcanon-verse ruby jokes a lot about herself getting smashed in the face and how “everyone would just love to do it” and it makes sapphire kind of uncomfortable and nervous, especially when sparring cause ruby
elasticitymudflap: loo k at their ha nds i m cryin???
elasticitymudflap: sapphire just copped a fucking feEL
elasticitymudflap: ruby has the super tough legs u could break a brick over em but when sapphire smooches her they meLT the roobs must be carried to continue smooching
elasticitymudflap: it’s my birthday, i’ll post angst if i wannabonus:
elasticitymudflap: i bet more than once before bein gfs ruby had given sapphire her headband for whatever reason like to patch up a wound or tie up her hair or something and sapphire just quietly accepted it but rlly she loved it sO much from then on
elasticitymudflap: i think about this post constantly
elasticitymudflap: swap!ruby is pretty calm on the outside but when shes mad the air temperature around her can become unbearably hot, so shes super focussed on keeping the balance between her element and her strength and meditates most of the time shes
elasticitymudflap‘s AU slays me
elasticitymudflap: bashanidraws: god bless mudflap and her swap au i loVE IT IM SCREAMING GODBLESS U BASH IM CRY IG N
elasticitymudflap I can’t help myself
elasticitymudflap: rubooty
elasticitymudflap: *SILENTY LY SCREAMING INTO HANDS IN SEVERE WORRY FOR HOW FIGHTING MORE CLUSTERS IS GOING TO AFFECT GARNET*
elasticitymudflap: jen-iii thank you for sharing my anime shitposting interests bonus:
elasticitymudflap: hot topic finally got it right
elasticitymudflap: #drugs //Charlyne Yi is love, Charlyne Yi is life(Ruby does not condone the use of such substances)
elasticitymudflap: lapisofficial HERE ARE UR PONTS
elasticitymudflap: lapisofficial why have you done this to me
elasticitymudflap: TBH GARNET JUST STRAIGHT UP CRUSHED WHAT WOULD BE PERIDOTS RIBCAGE IN HER YURI FISTS OF FURY…… THATS PRETTY METAL….
elasticitymudflap: again, my theory on why garnet doesnt eat is because in a fit of petty rage, when sapphire told her it was a bad idea and not to do it, ruby jammed 134 twinkies into her mouth at the same time and fucking died
elasticitymudflap: ok but i really hope that when someone criticizes their relationship and their individual status (relating to the headcanon that sapphires are a “higher class” than rubies) ruby is actually the one to feel small and self conscious
elasticitymudflap: Keep reading
elasticitymudflap: “S-… seriously Sapphire it’s okay!! Y-you need it more than me-…”“Your chances of catching the flu are lessened this way.” its 2 am why did i do this to myself
elasticitymudflap: okay we’ve almost come full circle here folks, now its time for peridot to be an ignorant little shit about permafusion and get beat up by garnet then ruby then sapphire then ruby again then garnet mid-fuse then by sapphire’s left
elasticitymudflap: PEOPLE FEEDING INTO MY RUB•E AU HEADCANONS MORE LIKE
elasticitymudflap: …. i just realized there is no humanly way possible for rose to wear a captains hat…. maybe i should justthere we go
elasticitymudflap: HE RE ARE THE DESIGINS FOR HE RUB•E AU!!!!!!(click through for captions)
elasticitymudflap: OKAY SO BASICALLY WHEN SAF-IR CONTAINS THE PLANT HER ROBOTIC GEM IMPLANTS BASICALLY TEMPORARILY HARVEST HER GEM TO POWER A CONTAINMENT DEVICE
elasticitymudflap: The shades make him feel cool The cape makes her feel important
elasticitymudflap: I know I’ve got a real one-track mind but THIS STEVENBOMB IS GONNA ROCK
elasticitymudflap: jamethyst: ALL I CAN THINK OF IS A RUBY CHEERLEADING SQUAD TBH “2-4-6-8 SAPPHIRE’S BUTT LOOKS REALLY GREAT!!!”
elasticitymudflap: sapphire-enthusiast: cursednocturnalboredom: GUUUUYYYYSSS HOLY SHIT HOOLY FUC K
elasticitymudflap: whjAt do you mean this iSnt the previ ew.. ..
elasticitymudflap: garnet, as always, was perfect in this episode
elasticitymudflap: i wang a corny-ass fic on other rubies joining the rebellion and their interactions with sapphire and ruby really feeling like she /is/ just one of a million and nothing special maybe even the other rubies and sapphire experiment with
elasticitymudflap: i love peridot and garnet is still, as always, the best
elasticitymudflap: panleytrash: Sapphire’s little gay smiles. Reblog if you agree @jankyspace
elasticitymudflap: me: *thinks about how garnet went from “ah,, sorry am i upsetting you I’ll unfuse right now immediately oh my god i’m sorry.soRry.!!..” to “I’M GAY AND AWESOME FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER”* me:
elasticitymudflap: A Cotton Candy Queen I forgot to post during the bomb o w o)/
elasticitymudflap: “In the name of Rose Quartz, I will kick your ass!” wh y instea d of doing homework i did This…
elasticitymudflap: greendad: My kinda shit: When Person A put their hand on Person B’s cheek and Person B puts their hand on top while turning their head just enough to kiss Person A’s palm it’s a mouthful to explain but man is it my kinda shit
elasticitymudflap: cartoonnetwork: Love is always the answer. Tag a bestie who’s the Ruby to your Sapphire. 💖👯 Peanuts premieres next week on Boomerang! “bestie” I love kissing my bestie straight on their chest and trailing up to the
elasticitymudflap: GARNETS HIP SWING ALEXANDRITE M A L A C H I T E
elasticitymudflap:The Rubelings have flocked to the Alpha Cube
elasticitymudflap: sapphires lil blush and dress clutch when ruby asks her if she’d ever fused before and she goes “of course not!!!” reblog if u agree
elasticitymudflap: sometimes i jsut think about how in ‘the answer’ ruby seemed so genuinely bewildered and unexpecting of sapphire’s kindness??? like shes constantly expecting sapphire to yell at her or discipline her when she does something wrong
