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elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again
elasticitymudflap: Headcanon that in their pre-Garnet days, it was really hard for these teeny gems on homeworld, they REALLY don’t get along with other gems. Ruby’s too much of an aggressive hot-head and Sapphire is too self-reliant and withdrawn.They
elasticitymudflap: You’re from the Kindergarten, but you still got some learning to do.
elasticitymudflap: HE RE ARE THE DESIGINS FOR HE RUB•E AU!!!!!! (click through for captions)
elasticitymudflap: Chill Chub Smols
elasticitymudflap: when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u
elasticitymudflap: that boob haver feel when u sleep in a loose tank top and wake up with boobs everywhere but the tanktop
elasticitymudflap: Gazing at the only star that matters
elasticitymudflap: what the fuck do you do if you get your period in space
elasticitymudflap: SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER
elasticitymudflap: ericaisawesome56: farfromgotham: Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to
elasticitymudflap:okay so i know Garnet’s looking p chill after the awkward phone call to Connie’s mum but now whenever i see this scene all i can think is
elasticitymudflap:okay but garnet accidentally splitting apart when steven asks which pokemon game he should get not because the decision is too hard but bc ruby wants him to get sapphire and sapphire wants him to get ruby and both of them are being so
elasticitymudflap: im just… sorry
elasticitymudflap:AKA: Small square moms accidentally cause tiny flesh son to experience existential fear and pretend to be much chiller about it than they actually are
elasticitymudflap: okay obviously we see the differences in pearl and amethyst but to me for some reason garnet really struck me??? i mean besides her being my fav and all garnet is still garent obviously but i mean holy shit like she was literally
elasticitymudflap:hhHaAAA yes I’m still definitely thinking about this AU
elasticitymudflap: ????????????????????Pizza wifes AU
elasticitymudflap: i agree wholeheartedly with the hc that ruby would FLIP the FUCK OUT if sapphire got hurt and had to retreat to her gem form and be a worried shouty wreck until she regenerated but i also offer u THIS:ruby getting hurt and retreating
elasticitymudflap: im tired goodnight
elasticitymudflap: ok where is the future vision ruby/sapphire prompts i mean think of it:sapphire ‘seeing’ a few possible futures where she and ruby “get together” and it distracts her from work completely for the next few dayswhen ruby asks
elasticitymudflap: imagine on stevens birthday jamie comes to the party and is all “hey where’s garnet?” sapphire does the fasty and shoves a glass of juice at him like “this is from garnet she said u looked thirsty” followed by the sounds
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elasticitymudflap replied to your post:rubys tighs n biceps are why sapphire needs gemsusrose whispering at sapph “i dont have future vision but i do see u tapping that”IM C R YING
elasticitymudflap: IM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN W THIS DESTROY ME cherubgirl robooboe jen-iii
elasticitymudflap: Good subtlety A+ job u 2robooboe cherubgirl jen-iii YES ITS A FUTURAMA REFERENCE
elasticitymudflap: dont read this im awful #nsfw text Keep reading
elasticitymudflap: this is the 100% canon reason she wears dresses to the floor and this is also the reason i dont use my wonderful copics: they give birth to shit
elasticitymudflap: u see it was meant to be
elasticitymudflap: first time fusin’ must’ve been really cool for emif anything this was an excuse to draw garnet’s legs a whole bunch
elasticitymudflap: (this isnt the awful thing i was planning i got kicked off the computer and did this instead eheh) BUT SERIOUSLY THOSE ARE REAL SHORTS
elasticitymudflap, robooboe, cherubgirl, rhinocio, and me should never be in an Iscribble session alone
elasticitymudflap: Roobs+Ame= Spinel She is here to wreck everything and everyonebonus: cherubgirl robooboe jen-iii
elasticitymudflap and cherubgirl, why must you make fabulous Ruby/Amethyst fusion designs wh y
elasticitymudflap: Sapph+P= AquamarineAngelic voice and can predict Every Mess To Ever Be Made In The Near Futurebonus:(Roobs+Ame fusion here)cherubgirl robooboe jen-iii
elasticitymudflap: if the “normal way” of fusing is the way we saw jasper and lapis fuse (that little twirl and dip thing) i bet ruby and sapphire dont fuse the ‘normal’ way at all like never could in the first place it was too out of character
elasticitymudflap I hope y’all don’t mind me using your Homeworld!AU designs for Ruby and Sapphire because I really love them and I’m incorporating them in thse comic thingys I’m doin
elasticitymudflap: sapphire givin ruby lil booty slaps whenever she walks by
elasticitymudflap: rhinocio: I saw EMF’s Ruby and Amethyst fusion and my imagination went wild. (They made their own Pearl/Sapphire fusion like a day later while I was colouring this but I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP MYSELF.)Labradorite because it’s
elasticitymudflap: *loud shrUGGING* ??? Human babes havin a moment I guess ???
elasticitymudflap: idk some gems
elasticitymudflap: Anyway goodnight
elasticitymudflap: WHy IS THAT ONE SLOT WHERE SUPPOSEDLY “KEEP IT TOGETHER” IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAV E A PIC OF GAR NE T IN IT *LOUD VIBRATING IN SEAT*
elasticitymudflap: Attempted a redraw prompt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
elasticitymudflap replied to your post:gem corruptions sound cool…ok but one half of the homocube being corrupted and the other isnt and they have to fight/bubble their love 8))well I was going todo kinda like an interlocking gem corruption with the
elasticitymudflap Im draw YOU A BIRTHDAY THING AND YOU CAN T STOP ME BE PREPARED FOR THE LOAVES
elasticitymudflap: OKAY SOo from what research i’ve have done i’ve learned that the only colour variant of sapphire that isn’t referred to as a “sapphire” is red, being a ruby, however there is a rare pink/orange variant of sapphire called
elasticitymudflap: it’s my birthday, i’ll post angst if i wannabonus:
elasticitymudflap: bpd-amethyst: thats how they do it, right? you just slap the rocks together BELOW THE CUT ACTUAL IMAGeOF THE GEMS DOING THE VERY NSFW!!!! Keep reading BELOW THE CUT IS SOME VERY LEWD GARNET NSFW NO CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF
elasticitymudflap: ok but instead of cold jerky crewmates i originally thought the other rubies and sapphires to be what if they were like really annoying older siblings instead sapphire’s are really strict and pretentious and really short tempered
elasticitymudflap: its 2 am and i just wanted to christen my new room + computer setup with some gay goodnigh
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elasticitymudflap: bpd-amethyst: nonbinaryfemmespacegem reblogged your post:you guys i have so many theories riding on this…Seduce me with your theoriestheory number one:1. garnet is in fucking trouble prayer square for the square mom
elasticitymudflap replied to your post: rhinocio asked:Wait but are you l…jfc ur a fusion gem confirmed ur made of nerdundom and sinningtoniteWe were suppost to have a big revieal of my true form at the end of Steven Bomb
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