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elasticitymudflap:that boob haver feel when u sleep in a loose tank top and wake up with boobs everywhere but the tanktop
elasticitymudflap: tateratots: look at them reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education
elasticitymudflap: ok what if rather than rebooting shows that were excellent and hilarious in their original run 10+ years ago, what if they decided to reboot some terrible one-note forgotten show and turned it into a complex and cleverly written
elasticitymudflap:idk whats funnier: that tumblr got people to spend multiples of ů.99 to add fake verification checkmarks to their blog to “"make fun of”“ twitter’s latest fuckup, or that these checkmarks literally do not
elasticitymudflap:they turn away in disgust of the ‘ol razzle dazzle
elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again
elasticitymudflap: when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u
elasticitymudflap: sapphire saying overly dramatic shit like “Such is fate…” when steven tells her she froze the toilet fucking solidifies my hc that sapphire is just that sarcastic dramatic friend that whenever someone’s like “oh hey we’re
elasticitymudflap: arizunicorn1312: homospacegems: what a beautiful family How many moms do you need, Steven? a New Mom is within his sights
elasticitymudflap: iamnotangela: uniklo: elovers: WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT ICE Crunchy Cold. Ice cold. Lov The Cronch
elasticitymudflap: setheverman:
elasticitymudflap: upthedeadpunx: I am going to hurl myself off a cliff DOUGLAS WE NEED TO BUY THIS GAMEAND WE HAVE TO FUCKING PLAY IT
elasticitymudflap: SO APPARENTLY MY SENSE OF HUMOR HASNT CHANGED A BIT SINCE LAST YEAR WHAT THE FUCK
elasticitymudflap: jj-homo: littlereddish: another bitty!GHB STOP HELP ITS TOO CUTE
elasticitymudflap: it’s my birthday, i’ll post angst if i wannabonus:
elasticitymudflap: that boob haver feel when u sleep in a loose tank top and wake up with boobs everywhere but the tanktop
elasticitymudflap: To be honest I can’t not headcanon sans with Patrick’s voice so
elasticitymudflap: nosdrinker: the ol’ razzle dazzle IT’s BEEN liKE A MONTHS IM StiL:L LA UGHING at THis FucKIgn Cat IMklefsfd
elasticitymudflap: when people reblog things for you to see because they know you like that thing
elasticitymudflap: okay obviously we see the differences in pearl and amethyst but to me for some reason garnet really struck me??? i mean besides her being my fav and all garnet is still garent obviously but i mean holy shit like she was literally
elasticitymudflap: when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
elasticitymudflap: oh yeah mister krabs
elasticitymudflap: please look at this fucking snowman my little brother and his friends made
elasticitymudflap: i just convinced my 8 year old brother that shia labeouf actually is a cannibal and my mom came in to say goodnight to us and he started crying “sHY-UH BAFFALO IS GOING TO EAT ME IF I GO PEE” and we were trying to calm him down
elasticitymudflap: SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER I WAS WATER ALL ALONG
elasticitymudflap: ericaisawesome56: farfromgotham: Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to
elasticitymudflap: randomjunk98: princessminun: randomjunk98: princessminun: APRIL FOOLS WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK I PFEHAHA FTI PFFHEHEHA YOU WHAT i rubbed my sweaty fucking balls on it tom have fun drinking the underwater sweat
elasticitymudflap: ipoogle: starexorcist: ckoanime: theflamingstumpy: by bolininthedeep Oh god I need air! get in touch with your feelings BABE oh my god the shriek??? flawless oh my fuck
elasticitymudflap: *simon trying to articulate something incredibly profound on his death bed* “What am… us?” *betty* “… what?”
