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stratisxx: Another straight hung Egyptian daddy. That cock will go in your ass and come out your throat… The good thing about Mediterranean men is, when they can’t get pussy they will get drunk and fuck any hole.
docislegend: spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re
pervertedson: I love that my mom goes out to party with her friends, she always comes home drunk, and the best thing is that the next day she doesnt remember anything.
brunchitupbro: spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad YESSSS THANK YOU
forbiddensights: 1nastyknob: str8lads: Very drunk Geordie lads decide to piss on each-other, and drink it in the middle of the town center. Surprisingly hot actually, especially if you’re into the whole piss thing… fuck! Always worth a reblog
livinginthequestion: bootsnblossoms: refinery29: Drunk History just did a really amazing episode on the Stonewall Riots. Besides everything, two great things about this episode: 1) The narrator is Crissle West, the woman who narrated the Harriet Tubman
grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe:I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person.second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once.
mckhatter: michaeljacks0ff: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. This will always be my favorite thing. Hahaahaa
inheartssleep: i just wanna get drunk and forget that im scared of 99.8% of things
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ask me things while I try to get this kids drunk ass home so he doesn’t die
can I just get drunk and for ONE DAAAAY not have to worry about the 3983758375 things I need to do
ask me things while I clean my room!!!! also let’s compare sober me (tonight) answer to drunk off my ass with my work squad
grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe:I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person.second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once. infinitely-dazed
thegoddamazon: chaosghost: I like women to be ladies, and there are certain things ladies don’t do. Ladies don’t dress like two bit whores, ladies dont smoke cigarettes, and ladies don’t drink alcohol and get drunk. Ladies should be ladies, not
deanwinchestersheart: “Sometimes it just makes you feel bad. You’re drunk. You shack up. Then there’s the whole morning thing. ‘Hey that was fun.’ Then, ‘Adiós.’ Always the adiós.”
summerchulo: This may sound alcoholic but I love going to sleep drunk. What am I doing in my sleep? Not worrying about a damn thing👏🏼😴
bigcockedbigbrother: After I got my little sisters drunk it didn’t take much convincing to get them naked and next thing I knew one was riding my cock and the other my face. After hours of fucking they passed out naked on top of me when they woke up
skinnyfeedist:What a little wine can doGood thing everyone was too drunk to notice
so last weekend when i was drunk off my ass i made up this thing called a “nap chat” which is a snap chat that you take with your eyes closed so it looks like you’re sleeping what u guys think should i go for the patent or nah
WOW what a GOOD WEEKEND i did lots of silly drunken things but most of all i spread silly love and i lost my phone and prayed with a stranger and found it and pet a nice dog while very drunk alone and the man of my dreams wants to see me so soon and today
a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son: bigbuttandpickuptrucks: the funny thing is your on my mind when I’m drunk & sober… sos. lol you’re just not getting fucked up enough.
firefly-flashes: My naughty little fantasy, continued… He kissed me, with the taste of his come still lingering in my mouth, his tongue invading, demanding, taking. I was dizzy with lust, drunk on it. He was every filthy thing I’d dreamed of behind
Although im a little grumpy over the lack of sleep thanks to my drunk roommate. Im going to look in the brightside. I can get a head start on homework thats due tomorrow night. The thing about me is once im awake its hard or nearly impossible for me
lesbianloverphil: ubiquitousrouge:amateur-videos: This is honestly the hottest thing ever, the way she’s gently touching her face, how she’s lost within the kiss like she’s drunk on lust… 😍🌷😍🌷💋🌷💋🌷
brunchitupbro:spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad YESSSS THANK YOU
aspeckamongdots: oddness: things i’m good at: not answering texts/chats getting my hopes up daydreaming being awkward pissing people off sleeping 7. Hitting a bong8. Getting blackout drunk
blindjuliet: lol-im-gay-xd:colouredcages:inkthorn:a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…Actually one of the saddest things I’ve read in a while. It’s even worse because it’s real,
i’m at the point of drunk where i feel like i’m annoying and taking things too personally HAHAHAHA oh gosh
squambie: We hosted a gathering at our house with lots of food, games, and alcohol. In the heat of the day, everyone decided to cool off with a water fight. As things settled down, my drunk and soaked wife cornered you on the side of the house out of
omgfamilyaffair: all night daddy kept letting me take sips of his whiskey drink…i got totally drunk…the last thing remember was daddy sliding his big cock into my ass…i woke up the next day with a huge headache…and a huge buttache too!
bonermakers: Already hard. Imagine the things that might happen once they’re drunk!
goodthingsarewaiting:In 2019 I wish you loud uncontrollable laughter and smiles that make your eyes crease. I wish you messy hugs with drunk friends and the warmth of a strangers kindness. I wish you red hot passion for the things that make you happy
mycutewifesworld:I WAS FUCKED BY TWO BARTENDERSHubby and I were sailing in the Caribbean went to this really fun bar the Willie TWe got super drunk. Body shots is the popular thing. The bar was busy and alot of the guys wanted my husband to do one off
grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe: I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person. second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once.
skellaten: can you just come over, and we can get drunk, and say things we don’t mean to say out loud
1dfratboys: “Whenever Harry gets really drunk he always comes up to my room and we end up stay up all night having long deep conversations about just everything going on. There’s so many things that I’ve told him that I would never trust anyone
>takes a peek @ the midnight cinderella tag for first time in forever >closes out .2 seconds later my fandom got gross and it’s sad and byron would be disappoint
fuyahana: Drunk Fubuki (One Punch Man) for Patreon’s November 2016’s Reward. Pixiv ★ http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61492772 I like drawing them girls classy, so a wine glass, a garterbelt, and gloves are my things.
thatdopecalikid: feasko: verylikelypingu: 11 DRUNK MEN COMMENTATING SLENDER THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST ENTERTAINING VIDEO OF SLENDER GAMEPLAY EVER. I’VE NEVER LAUGHING HARD FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES. THIS MADE MY EVENING. best thing i have seen all dayyyyy
formerlyknownasemily: 55595472: eighttwotwopointthreethree: the-half-boy: I LIKE IT I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t
lol-im-gay-xd:colouredcages:inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… Actually one of the saddest things I’ve read in a while. It’s even worse because it’s real, and it happens
princess-of-the-ark: docislegend: spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and
bi-bibirdie: so i was drunk and did a thing.
spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad
