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christel-thoughts: bootsnblossoms: refinery29: Drunk History just did a really amazing episode on the Stonewall Riots. Besides everything, two great things about this episode: 1) The narrator is Crissle West, the woman who narrated the Harriet Tubman
docislegend: spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re
williamlately: Drunk at the bar. Message me dirty things. Dishes in the sink.Socks on the floor.3 days over expiration date milk.
labias: Little foreigner thing #49: we don’t know what they say in English songs if we don’t look up the lyrics first lmao I only found out Beyoncé says “I get filthy when that liquor get into me” on Drunk In Love like 2 months ago
nirvananews: “Kathleen Hanna and I were in my bedroom, drunk. We’re having a real fine time talking about all kinds of revolutionary things, and we ended up destroying my bedroom. We ended up throwing my art supplies all over, and paint, and
Why did I think getting drunk and opening up about things that make me want to peel my skin off was a good idea
blindjuliet:lol-im-gay-xd:colouredcages:inkthorn:a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…Actually one of the saddest things I’ve read in a while. It’s even worse because it’s real, and
mommyismylover:I took her to a festival..She flourished like never before…People addressed my Mommy-Princess as ‘your girlfriend’…She got drunk with me…She danced with me…And at night…We did the naughtiest things in our small tent…We kept
despeon: ineedsomemoneey: sizvideos: What Guys should do to Drunk Girls - Video Her neck is gonna hurt like hell in that position doe. Yeah but she ain’t gonna choke on her own vomit which is a pretty major thing
55595472: eighttwotwopointthreethree: the-half-boy: I LIKE IT I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling
rhubabe: turcl: arcadiagay: add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.1. had sex: บ.00 2. smoked: ū.003. got drunk: ů.004. went skinny dipping: ŭ.005. kissed someone of the opposite sex: ŭ.006. kissed someone of the same
cutiliaegifs: “Daddy got drunk and made me do the most disgusting thing to him I could ever imagine.”
spectrumofadistantdream: spectrumofadistantdream: Blessed booty The things I post when I’m drunk smh
I get drunk and remember all of the horrible things I have done, And i can’t cry because I am dehydrated and unfeeling, but my eyes still burn
formerlyknownasemily: 55595472: eighttwotwopointthreethree: the-half-boy: I LIKE IT I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t
spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad
las-ventajasde-ser-invisible: suicidal–dreamer: grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe:I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person.second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once. Es el mas hermoso *-*
There are only two reasons I can believe that a woman would put her hands on something like this: 1. She is drunk or high. 2. She’s being paid to. When I saw an ad for this thing I truly thought that its only real market would be to young gay men.
experialist: So, Drunk Dial Congress is now a thing.
This is my friend wearing a sweater which is apparently a thing? Also I may be kind of drunk. Why am I even on tumblr. I can’t even type properly. ANYWAY. Typing this took like half an hour and I have an editor. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: bemusedlybespectacled: bootsnblossoms: refinery29: Drunk History just did a really amazing episode on the Stonewall Riots. Besides everything, two great things about this episode: 1) The narrator is Crissle West, the woman
broken-down-sluts: The party was a lot of fun, but when they found this sexy little thing drunk and passed out…? That’s when they decided to have some real fun. They considered being slow and careful, making sure to leave her completly unaware of
broken-down-sluts: The first time? you’re pretty sure it was real. The guys at the party genuinely did pour drinks down her, genuinely did get her too drunk to know what’s happening, and genuinely did push her into doing things she’d never normally
impregcaps: I knew I shouldn’t do this.I remember that he offered me drive to take me home while I was very drunk.Then everything went blur and last thing I remember is he on top of me.Did he used condom?I hope so cause I was ovulating that night.
filthyandanonymous: Your daily dose of Chris Porter. I would hit that like I hated it. I want to get him drunk and then do nasty, nasty things to him.
Someone talk to me because I’m bored and drunk and don’t wanna think about stupid things and my bra/underwear set is super cute but I have no one to appreciate it and my phone is broken and I don’t have a puppy and do I need even more
girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
oopsididntmeanto: youngstud4slutwives: You should learn to keep a better eye on your things 😏 Definitely been on the receiving end of this, I have a hard time saying no when drunk and horny. Wife material
dolphininthetree:Baby my ex used to get me drunk then share me with his friends. Every nasty thing you can imagine (or can’t imagine) I’ve already done with them. 😳Do you hate ‘used goods’ like me? 🥲Or do you want me to show you some of
-imaginarythoughts-: h8moshofficial: I did a thing while drunk to my racist neighbors’ door. A fucking Christmas miracle 😂😂😂😂😂yes!!!!
nouisjpg: 4thalbum: jadelust: j4ya: add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags. 1. had sex: บ.00 2. smoked: ū.003. got drunk: ů.004. went skinny dipping: ŭ.005. kissed someone of the opposite sex: ŭ.006. kissed someone
grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe:I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person.second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once.
sensualdisturbed: lol-im-gay-xd: colouredcages: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… Actually one of the saddest things I’ve read in a while. It’s even worse because
claraosmin: chvrrylips: turtleneckmom: mvths: combusken: grantaive: missblurryface:add up the things you’ve done and the total with be your title.1. had sex: บ.00 2. smoked: ū.003. got drunk: ů.004. went skinny dipping: ŭ.005. kissed someone
laziestasitgets: jinkinpink: ultrakdramamama: squishybummie: onews-pinee: minkkeot: asannisato: ohmykorra: arcadiagay: add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.1. had sex: บ.00 2. smoked: ū.003. got drunk: ů.004. went
bootsnblossoms: refinery29:Drunk History just did a really amazing episode on the Stonewall Riots. Besides everything, two great things about this episode: 1) The narrator is Crissle West, the woman who narrated the Harriet Tubman episode; and 2) Comedy
sorel-estia: joebob98: sorel-estia Have some Celestia for your drunk ass. It’s good for you. Good thing I was asleep by then. This would have tripped me up so bad
squided: arcadiagay: add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.1. had sex: บ.00 2. smoked: ū.003. got drunk: ů.004. went skinny dipping: ŭ.005. kissed someone of the opposite sex: ŭ.006. kissed someone of the same sex: ŭ.007.
I drunk reblogged a lot of things from my exes tumblr im crying oh my god
carlospy: hoechloin: We’re drunk on a boat in San Diego… What could they expect? - Tyler Hoechlin Tyler loves Dyl’s mouth… in both takes he did the same thing. He also looks so comfy sleeping on Dylan’s body. Was that reason they used the
maplebars: a self-indulgent thing that would never happen unless lwj was drunk 😔
blogtheoworld: kardashianne: lol-im-gay-xd: colouredcages: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… Actually one of the saddest things I’ve read in a while. It’s even worse
newthemmings: Guys, did you notice that whenever Luke is drunk he makes this face and its the best thing in the entire world
hey-sass-butt: scuttlebuggy: trashchocolate: 55595472: eighttwotwopointthreethree: the-half-boy: I LIKE IT I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person
brunchitupbro: spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad YESSSS THANK YOU
charuzu2712: My new Doujinshi “Fairy tail- Love Affairs”Probably there are a lot mistakes but didn’t have time to correct them…Drunk Lucy talking about Natsu things I could never bring ourselves!Unfortunately Natsu hears everything. Is this
I so want to be this drunk busty slut stumbling around the party till some old horny man comes and does naughty things to me
What part of I love you are you not getting? Do you not know how much it kills me to see you with another girl? Do you not understand how much I want you to tell me to stop seeing other guys. How can you not know that yours is the name on my lips before
lovenotofthisworld: apexpredet0r:mysecretobsession-:blindjuliet: lol-im-gay-xd:colouredcages:inkthorn:a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back…Actually one of the saddest things I’ve read
missdanidaniels: songofsunset: hippidydip: Under the sea played on bottles?! #at first based on the preview frame I thought it was a bunch of drunk dudes in a pool #it isn’t #it’s actually magic (via gr8a) This may be my favorite thing ever
artingisfun: Had a lot of fun animating this one. A drunk college student attempts to steal food from a restaurant’s storage room only to be caught by the storekeeper and taught a lesson. ~#just porn description things~
I’ve done some horrible, unspeakable things while drunk, and I’d like to add you to that list
