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grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe:I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person.second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once.
hereinriverside: I was very drunk and passed out. The last thing I remembered was waking up to my brother bouncing on my REM boner.
docislegend: spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while
suicidegirls: Tease of the Day: Mel Suicde loves her friends, going out and getting drunk with them, new clothes & sparkly things.
because you know….friday….
You guys. I’m at the first playoff NBA game of the season. I can see jack nicholson and I’m drunk. Being back in la is the best thing ever. Go kobe.
this is a real text i sent to my boyfriend just now.
you guys, i wear the same thing every day when i have work, so when it’s time to go out and get drunk, i make myself feel as hot as possible. going out with my sis and we’re pregaming with sake and beer. gonna be ridiculous. love you.
0pium: allsamanticks: drunk-bacon-god: justabunchofshananigans: puppetscat: MY PEOPLE The girl in the purple pants killing it Um…. ya…. And I watched this whole thing for what…. I need these people in my life but did you see the moon walking
grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe: I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person. second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once.
spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad
My boyfriend is drunk and these are some things he has said:
hyvetyrant: copperbadge: bemusedlybespectacled: bootsnblossoms: refinery29: Drunk History just did a really amazing episode on the Stonewall Riots. Besides everything, two great things about this episode: 1) The narrator is Crissle West, the woman
shaolinbynature:Tiffany Haddish getting drunk and telling the story of Rose Valland, an art curator who recovered stolen art from the Nazis during WWII, is everything I’ve never thought I needed in life. Someone PLEASE make this a regular thing with
kyrumption: Look my mom’s a bipolar drug addict who split years ago, my dad’s a drunk, and the cops just hauled Fiona off to jail, okay? I’m the only thing that passes for a responsible adult that you’re gonna find. Now how is Liam?
meladoodle: i dont see how people can use drunkenness as an excuse for physically assaulting someone. i get really drunk and the only thing i do is just sprint everywhere and yell, you gotta have that asshole nature hardwired into your brain to actually
Is being drunk and emotional at 11pm a good thing when I have work at 5am? Probably not. Do I care? Nope.
kingofselfdepracation: ticklemeviking: Is being drunk and emotional at 11pm a good thing when I have work at 5am? Probably not. Do I care? Nope. Story of my life My only regret is the headache I currently have because I forgot my ibuprofen.
docislegend: spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re
Getting drunk. To deal with things. Seems like my life now…
mysilentconfessionstoyou: It wasn’t a 3AM booty call. It was a 3AM drunk confession of all the things I couldn’t say sober. -“Come over so that I can tell you that I love you in person.”-m.t.t.
I feel like this means nothing to you at all. Its been 4 months and we are still at square one. You need to stop saying things you think I want to hear when we get drunk. I know you don’t mean any of it and your actions after the fact prove it..
mycomorbidromance: Guide to doing things while mentally ill af Get fucking drunk
shots are a beautiful thing they get you drunk aso fast
spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad
lovely-and-the-nefarious-beast: Fuck, girls are so hot! Since I met Master I’ve gone a little wild it seems~ Losing my virginity, getting drunk for the first time, having sex with a girl~ ;3 Hehe. It’s just too much fun. He makes me do things I secretly
titytwochainz: thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog: anjanana: Beyoncé (feat. Jay-Z) “Drunk in Love” Unofficial Emoji Video omg this is beyond perfect, this needs to be done for the entire album lbr That was one of the greatest things I’ve seen.
artofbeingcrazy: cophines: nintendogayboy: This should replace the fucking credits #Sarah Paulson#is a gift to humanity Drunk Sarah Paulson videos are my favorite, but I do the same thing every time.
-imaginarythoughts-: h8moshofficial: I did a thing while drunk to my racist neighbors’ door. A fucking Christmas miracle 😂😂😂😂😂yes!!!!
mirandahamilton: Look, my mom’s a bipolar drug addict who split years ago. My dad’s a drunk. And the cops just hauled Fiona off to jail, okay? Look, I’m the only thing that passes for a responsible adult that you’re gonna find.
ssjdebusk: this is the single gayest thing this show has done let’s take gif one where we have cas lightly stroking his beer bottle as he smiles and looks at Dean through his lashes (keep in mind he is supposed to be drunk) then we have gif two where
restlessprisoners: NOPE NOPE NOT OKAY I’ve been shipping this ever since she was on My Drunk Kitchen… Oh please, God, let it be a thing!
I’m drunk and on Tumblr. That can’t be a good thing.
goodthingsarewaiting: In 2019 I wish you loud uncontrollable laughter and smiles that make your eyes crease. I wish you messy hugs with drunk friends and the warmth of a strangers kindness. I wish you red hot passion for the things that make you happy
Had a blast last night @canyouescapeli with my friends for my birthday. Since I don’t drink anymore I’ve been doing different things for the past couple of years for my birthday than the typical club, bottles, drunk crap. This was by far
jaiquanda: suqmydiqtbh: iconjenniferlopez: fyeahiggy: Iggy Azalea - Beg For It (Live on SNL) ft. MØ someone on iggy’s team hates her and keeps sabotaging her :( omg was that mo thing drunk or I am laughing so hard
docislegend:spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re
week 5. weirdest week thus far. birthday. random talks. sober weekend. good things happen when you realize they’re actually happening, yeah? drunk shopping and ended up with clothes that i have to turn into a costume or else i don’t know
hannah-takes-a-tumbl: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot This is the funniest thing
When someone reminds me of the things I said while drunk
laryndawn: formerlyknownasemily: 55595472: eighttwotwopointthreethree: the-half-boy: I LIKE IT I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night
loveshowingoff: I love pulling my tits out when I’m drunk.. especially in crowded public places where lots of strange men can stare at me … and I know they all want to do extremely dirty things to me
handslikehomos: i just wanna get drunk and forget that im scared of 99.8% of things
nsfuu: I’m really fucking drunk ask me things!
LMAO bro I’m really 21 now. I’m just happy to be alive and healthy and shit like that. Bigger and better things are to come but as of right now I’m fenna get drunk as a bit
owlberta: omg things i need to do soon: 1) get drunk and dance in the club 2) suck some good dick
getting drunk with my best friend on my 18th birthday was one of the greatest things ive ever done. absolutely no regrets what so ever.
