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sexual-texts: “it never fails for me to get all lovey dovey when i’m drunk” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
satvrnd:Get drunk & text me telling me how much you want me
wifi-on: the person you text when you are drunk is the only one you’re thinking of when your brain doesn’t work
wubangs: if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one
thatfilmdudekalen: If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
hemoglobin: If she doesn’t text you when she’s drunk then you’re not the one.
taurusqueer: Friend at the club: Don’t fucking text him Me, drunk, having already pressed send:
lovelysuggestions: I want to be the person you think to text when you’re drunk out of your mind @slendershadow1
crazylittlefairytalegirl46: Peter, texting Tony while drunk: “Mr. Stark I think someone kidnapped me I don’t know where I am or where they’re bringing me PLS GET HELP” Tony, after reading Peter’s message, turning around from the driver’s seat
nerdybeardedfella: satvrnd:Get drunk & text me telling me how much you want me Do it
b-reakin-q: If I’m drunk and I text you, you’re special.
Get drunk so you can text people and tell them you wanna fuck and see how the night ends.
theblindvisionary: purple-daisy-ducks: theblindvisionary: Those drunk 4am texts. More like art than words really. I don’t know what it is about this message that gets me. I don’t know if it’s my self doubt endeavoring to be absolved or my urge
die-thylamide: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing this is the realest text post on tumblr
dashingicecream: kigurumis (blakes is specially made) doodle based on a ficlet i read written by kokkoro based on a popular text post about nice drunk girls he h
If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you ain't the one.
my friends insanely drunk and texting me and he’s with a girl and keeps saying IM LOST SOS HELP but we don’t even live in the same town??
be safe and don’t drive drunk or get in strangers cars and watch your drinks tonight and don’t text your ex
regardsbree replied to your post: my friends on tumblr, my friends in life, my… we homies. next time i’m drunk i’m gonna text you instead of commenting on your fb pictures lmao ahahahaaa you can still comment on my fb photos when you’re
f-yeah-funny-place: From the worst texts to the worst moves to the worst kisses, here are our favorite drunk fails. http://bit.ly/1bdoBZr
hottestgirlaroundyou: Text with pic: Couldn’t find any cute guys at the party. And am drunk as hell. I want you to take advantage of me again little brother
If he ever texted me back we could get drunk and id let him beat me up until the bruises were so bad I wouldn’t want to move. Come on. Texxxxt me back.
satvrnd: Get drunk & text me telling me how much you want me
aspeckamongdots: oddness: things i’m good at: not answering texts/chats getting my hopes up daydreaming being awkward pissing people off sleeping 7. Hitting a bong8. Getting blackout drunk
My boyfriend is in Chicago with a friend I don’t know probably getting drunk since the last text he sent me was “Bars stay open til 3 here!” and I haven’t heard from him in hours and I’m not worried at all!
dirty-brunette-beauty: Alcohol had nothing to do it with. I’m drunk in love with brass-tacks-time and all he has to do is text me where he wants me.
dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time:My @dirty-brunette-beauty was cock drunk in love with Brass Tacks five minutes after I texted her ass to meet me in the powder room 📱 Getting it the fuck in at those @brass-tacks-time dinner parties.
cheatinggirls: “Should I send my boyfriend a text and tell him I’m too drunk to drive?”
if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one
youngvlcanoes: someone should invent a translator so I know what my friends are saying when they text me drunk
redistorted: “1. When he texts you and says that he misses your lips on his skin, ask him if he’s drunk. If he is, don’t reply. If he’s not, then ask why he left you for that blonde girl with the piercings. 2. It’s going to break you. The
lovelysuggestions: I want to be the person you think to text when you’re drunk out of your mind
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