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Our 4:00PM appointment flaked also and didn’t show up, but at least in this case he texted and said he couldn’t make it due to “something coming upâ€. Yeah right! This candidate was a guy from fetlife. By now I was getting drunk and thus
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keepitondadownlow: Text to son: “ur dads out. cum upstairs. im naked n drunk in my bathroom. cum n get me”
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I wish ;[
When I'm drunk, I can't text
Slavers managed to get this lad on him own and get him drunk at the night club. Sending his last text as a Freeman to his family telling not to wait up.
randomanimosity: becauseitmakesmesmile: one-six-double-two lickystickypickyme: Don’t use these when drunk, cause they are talking to you and you might start a conversation. The text you’ll see when opening this pack of band-aids says: Hello.
cheatersandcucks: You lost track of your girlfriend during the party and didn’t see her again until it was almost time to leave. She was pretty drunk so you helped her home and into bed. She got a text on her phone and, out of curiosity, you checked
At a mate’s flat getting drunk. I get this text from his girlfriend whilst she’s in the toilet. She wrote, “wait till he passes out….”
cut4him: Texted my dad after a buddy of mine told me to watch “The REAL reason you’re circumcised” online. I was pissed. ‘WHY THE FUCK DID U CIRCUMCISE ME?’ I texted. No response.I get home and dad’s on the couch, drunk as fuck and bare
wooo happy new year Im late as hellthats a bathtub weee
I put a bunch of silly vore-themed text onto 21 3dpd pictures of Hitomi Tanaka while I was drunk on Lecithin the other night and I regret absolutely nothing. Some of you freaks might like it so yeah. Take thing. https://www.dropbox.com/s/07m5kom01ehuwqs/
incorrect48quotes:Miichan: *suddenly gets two texts at the same time*From Kojiharu: I just walked into a party and someone yelled dibsFrom Takamina: MIICHAN I’M REALLY DRUNK AND I FUCKED UP! KOJIHARU WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBSMiichan: Oh
wubangs: if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one
2014…people break up via text. I’m baffled. I feel abandoned in the cheapest way. Like…. Fuck :( how am I suppose to maintain any sense of dignity right now? Gonna get drunk alone for the second day in a row cuz I don’t want
rob-boss: rob-boss: billypotts: billypotts: oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it. this. this is it. this belongs in the moma with the preceding text post as its
thatfilmdudekalen: If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
……………… lmao…. Jesus fucking CHRIST.
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Send ✉ for an 2 AM text Send ✘ for an unsent text Send ☠ for a threatening message Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message Send ♣ for a drunk message
rubbyrubbishbin replied to your chat: [01:21:44 AM] Lune (º✖º): lune you know how to say… lune oh god why do you text like that because hes drunk/stoned off his ass and i doubt hed bother to text correctly in the first place
voldewhore: The spraypaint on my wall that says, “Dude wake up..” is a shortened quote from one of my friends. He texted me, drunk, in about mid may and said something along the lines of, “Dude wake up, the world is calling.” Something about
What’s more fun than not getting proper sleep at night?- Not getting proper sleep at night because your (most likely) drunk junkie brother has no idea that working people need sleep at nights and thus insists on texting you about shit that happened
simplicitayy: liftingisthedeathofdesire: su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… God dammit, this just fucking destroyed me. I think about texting
hmionegrangr:hmionegrangr:I texted my ex when I was drunk the other night but this isn’t one of those stories where I bitterly sent him an “I hate you” or an “I want you back” text, I LITERALLY TEXTED HIM TRIVIA ABOUT MCGONAGALL???YOU THINK
fruityjoshysmoothie: kitty-kawaii: fruityjoshysmoothie: Neko Sakuhaba: i wonder if drunk josh ever teleports himself somewhere and then forgets how to teleport. like neku gets a text in 3 in the morning from josh asking him how to get down from his
kyliesparks27: notdenialsurvival: hmionegrangr: hmionegrangr: I texted my ex when I was drunk the other night but this isn’t one of those stories where I bitterly sent him an “I hate you” or an “I want you back” text, I LITERALLY TEXTED
bae-jjong said: [text] …no maybe [text to: Noot Noot] You got drunk without me?
bae-jjong: bae-min: bae-jjong said: [text] …no maybe [text to: Noot Noot] You got drunk without me? [text] I locked myself in the bedroom and I ahve no idea wherre the key is now [text to: Noot Noot] Are you kidding me? I can’t break down
lord-kitschener: historyinposters: Soviet anti-alcoholism poster: Big Text: “Shame!” Small text: “Got drunk, cursed and broke a tree - ashamed to look in people faces.” The absolute madman
Out and about
texting sad = texting drunk
is this one of you or?!
serialkiillerx:someone drunk texting u will always be sweet to me like u can barely think but I’m the one on your mind
indapendent:drunk texts are the reason I don’t want to wake up sometimes // for god’s sake, just stomp on my goddamn heart and be done with it
aandyrea: I want kisses and drunk texts and flowers and cuddles and lap dances and surprises and dates and bite marks and movies and notes and phone calls and back rubs and to be eaten out
australiandilf: I want to be the person you drunk text first
im-my-own-cheerleader: xlrrr: xloverinme: “I want you to drunk text me. I want you to think about me. Please fucking think about me sometimes because the only thing I do is think about you” — (via nakedly) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nqa znachenie
deepseasadness: drunk texts from my boyfriend
pirategf:love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here
maerchen-erzaehlerin: “Drunk text me. I want to be the one you think of when you can’t think straight.” — (via liebeficktunsalle)
ahahaha I hope I’m not that bad..
beyonslayed: Me getting ready the morning after I send a drunk text to someone and they ignored me
Rob gets so drunk sometimes it’s impossible to make him nut, wtf am I doing wrong
I’m drunk My alcohol tolerance went up and I don’t like it
Debating on getting drunk asf & letting @captainblkbeard have me or being good this weekend
Last night I was upset D made plans a day in advance & basically stood me up because he got too drunk to drive over. I wasn’t upset that he was drinking with his brother, I was upset that he lacked the courtesy of letting me know in advance when
![rubbyrubbishbin replied to your chat: [01:21:44 AM] Lune (º✖º): lune you know how to say… lune oh god why do you text like that because hes drunk/stoned off his ass and i doubt hed bother to text correctly in the first place](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_150a015a4714_128.png){kind=avatar}
![bae-jjong: bae-min: bae-jjong said: [text] …no maybe [text to: Noot Noot] You got drunk without me? [text] I locked myself in the bedroom and I ahve no idea wherre the key is now [text to: Noot Noot] Are you kidding me? I can’t break down](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_2baeb49b1d47_128.png){kind=avatar}
