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miiraculous-texts: i’m drunk
satvrnd: Get drunk & text me telling me how much you want me
pumpstrokeedge: TEXT: hey tom, here’s my friend that came with me to that party (she’s so tan!). you said you wanted a pic of her for some reason (u were really drunk;). I kept saying u wanted her email too - and that you wanted to ‘tribute her’
0c0nnah: Me: gets drunk Me: texts feelings Me: gets ignored Me: is stupid
rob-walks:me when im drunk sending a risky text
soccer-mom-marie-2: soccer-mom-marie-2: The other night I got drunk…alone. The neighbor texted me & asked what I was doing. After a few nude selfies, he was on his way over. I don’t remember much of what what happened after he showed up…maybe
jakespot: When I walked in my professor was naked sitting on his desk. He had given me his number so I could get some advice and help with my final project. One late drunk night I had decided to text him a few nudes and later apologize and said that
ballbustingtom: nutcruchgirls: An ex-girlfriend. She is married now. But I guess one time she got drunk and accidentally (or on purpose) sent me this pic. The next day she texted asking to meet. We met in the parking lot by the mall. She said
skimpymoms: yoursluttymom: You realized you shouldn’t have let your mom drive that drunk perverted friend of another friend home from your party after he texted you this pic. Follow SkimpyMoms for sweet mom & son sex!
pollutedbrain: sweetlilmama: Being #honest #drunktext #drunktexting #quotes #trueshit #realtalk #sayings #txt #textmessage #texting #drunk #truth #wasted #messaging #textquotes #real #emotions #truthcomesout #thinkingabout Y upHa Ha:-)~~~
Don’t make me the girl you text when you’re drunk and lonely
ebonyzerscrooge: browngirlblues: Don’t make me the girl you text when you’re drunk and lonely But.. Nvm ………
fuckmytwinkboyfriend:I had to work late tonight but a bunch of my friends all went to a house party. One of them texted me and said my boyfriend was there drunk off his ass. He told me that the guy throwing the party dared my boyfriend to go into his
filthandperversion: I came back home from the party with my husband who was very drunk and hit the bed immediately and was snoring. Just then I got a text from my son to come out to the living room, in whatever state I was in. I was nearly undressed,
I’m tipsy. Someone come fuck me.
thatfilmdudekalen: If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
wubangs: if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one
sassysquats: therewillbe-aday: sassysquats: what happens when two drunk people text each other Sex i wish
bigassmagnet: alftands: actual highlight of mass effect 3 Grunt partying with his squadmates then his drunk ass is suddenly like “hold up i gotta text my mom”
rob-boss: rob-boss: billypotts: billypotts: oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it. this. this is it. this belongs in the moma with the preceding text post as its
graynard: femaleprofiles: graynard: femaleprofiles: i think more people should text and drive ive been weighing the benefits of drunk driving and? it could be good
mintyskulls: More music AU (with music AU lore!) because sure it’s amusing. Also it’s 6 am, welp.There’s a lot of after-parties and normal parties and that means there’s a lot of alcohol and that means really rambly drunk Axel texts talking about
redistorted: “1. When he texts you and says that he misses your lips on his skin, ask him if he’s drunk. If he is, don’t reply. If he’s not, then ask why he left you for that blonde girl with the piercings. 2. It’s going to break you. The
fagsworshipstraights: uncensoredpleasure: Your boyfriend texted you saying he was too drunk to drive and was going to sleep at a friend’s. He told you not to worry, he would sleep on the couch…..he didn’t say anything about how he wanted to be
suburbanbaby: theprincess-shay: Got really drunk last night and apologized to my ex. I love this. Why is this so me. Omfgggg I LITERALLY DID THIS LAST YEAR BUT I MISCALLED AND TEXTED ONE OF MY EXES WHEN HE WAS DATING SOMEONE ELSE AND HE RESPONDED
hottestgirlaroundyou: Text with pic: Couldn’t find any cute guys at the party. And am drunk as hell. I want you to take advantage of me again little brother
When you're drunk and trying to refrain from texting someone.
wifi-on: the person you text when you are drunk is the only one you’re thinking of when your brain doesn’t work
Im so high and drunk right now! Haha! Anyone wanna text or chat? Prolly not, but figured I’d try
danikamcclure: If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
die-thylamide: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing this is the realest text post on tumblr
satvrnd:Get drunk & text me telling me how much you want me
gaynessandgeekery: My mother (the pastor) just texted me, “Whatcha doin?” Should I tell her I’m getting drunk and watching big, hairy men jerk off online?
simplicitayy: liftingisthedeathofdesire: su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… God dammit, this just fucking destroyed me. I think about texting
soccer-mom-marie-2: The other night I got drunk…alone. The neighbor texted me & asked what I was doing. After a few nude selfies, he was on his way over. I don’t remember much of what what happened after he showed up…maybe I sucked his cock,
whatleighdoesnext: This should be the lockscreen on your mobile Like trying to sext drunk. Oops, I meant text!
themoodbank: The Day After. #postparty #party#vodka#alcohol#drunk#hangover#quotes #quotestagram #qotd #funnyquotes #funny #sorry#text#sms#humeur #mood #moodbank #oups#instamood #instaquotes #citation#notme#notmyfault#guilty
