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chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: my roommate said she’d be home three hours ago dont know if i should be worried or eat her ice cream its delicious
popeyasir: if ur drinking ur orange juice w/ pulp why dont u just go eat an orange cuz ur a piece of shit raised in the jungles
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU
madturbating: when u want to masturbate but u also want to eat and u dont know which to do first
hooddoggy: i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
i-dont-really-fancy-this-color: deduction-to-seduction: eatsleepcrap: inimbi: eatsleepcrap: I’m pretty sure that I can turn anything someone says into me talking about Supernatural “A llama cannot eat apples”? I…I am so proud
ladyknucklesinshape: whatareyoudoingitfor: I dont understand how people call half a square of dark chocolate a “treat” or “splurge” like when i decide to splurge i eat 2 bags of chips, 4 bowls of ice cream, 7 pieces of cake and a newborn child
laughter-everyday: acklesalecki: tricksterswings: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING
urbanclictionary: why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
cute-pubes: maboukes: I eat bananas like this so straight people dont get the wrong idea i feel this
do ur squats eat ur vegetables wear red lipstick dont let boys be mean to u
pearlitariat: when ppl get mad abt vegans making versions of nonvegan food like “just eat the real thing!!” buddy. hey. buddy. i kinda dont want the flesh and fluids of other animals on my pizza ya feel
sherlockisthebest: johnferno: if we dont get a gag reel for this series i am going to kill and eat a man this!
masturbenders: why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
essfitcee: Arquez eating out his boyfriend on stage in a Houston,TX club. [dont know how long Tumblr gon keep this vid up]
sshame: i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont
killer-squirtle: churno: nefepants: Eat this watermelon, you fucking turtle THIS THING IS TERRIFYING I DONT LIKE TURTLES ANY MORE
streetraht: when Miley Cyrus takes you to her favorite restaurant and you dont know what to eat
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
interstellarvagabond: pocketss: Happy Halloween!!Eat lots of candy and stuff!!! I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, it’s not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons
derpycats: This is Baby, she wants outside, but every time we let her out, she starts eating the grass then comes in and throws up….we dont let baby out…
stability: *eats pizza* i just *sips soda* dont undersand *bites cookie* why *touches face* i have acne
curvesahead: yes i have thighs, yes i have scars, yes ive battled an eating disorder, and yes i dont give a fuck about what anyone thinks anymore, its my body- not theirs. i’m 20 years old, 5’4, 150lbs.Thanks for the submission! :)
unforgiving-words: imsoshive: nelalyhs: bishopmyles: sobeitjay: breaion: sobeitjay: If it dont smell good im not eating it If it smell salty I’m not sucking it this was about food but fuck it here we go lmfao Lmao Bruh Damn
mixedadonis: Yea my nigga, I saw that u’re alive and hungry af. Dont worry you’ll eat tonight. Nigga wont go down til it spits that tension 💪🏽😂🍆 #morningwood for hours lol
its-not-a-happy-ending: do ur squats eat ur vegetables wear red lipstick dont let boys be mean to u
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taylorsabol: omg i would not stop screaming man i dont blame you. now im gonna go eat some cereal. good luck. lol.
thickasswhitechicks: I dont know what the hell these white girls been eating, but FUCK they THICK now!http://thickasswhitechicks.tumblr.com/
acklesalecki: tricksterswings: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING IN THEM I SAY WE
shittyidea: Eat 365 apples in one day so that you dont need to go to the doctor for one whole year
pemsylvania: pissonmekomaedakun: pemsylvania: how to properly treat friends did you just tell the president to eat poison for lunch you dont know our relationship
BITCH DO YOUR SQUATS EAT YOUR FRUITS GET AN EDUCATION MAKE THAT PUSSY POP AND MAKE THAT MONEY RAIN DONT STRESS OVER NO NIGGA
sandyxrated: wrayth85: sandyxrated: Reblog if you’d like to spread my cheeks and dive in.. 😂😏 I dont like to be overly lewd with random people…but on everything…Im eating her as like a prisoner about to get the chair. HAHAHA… I love
lsdjupiterqueen: yall wanna eat ass but dont wanna watch human centipede
peregrintoolc: dont you HATE it when u r in your ‘merican back yard and youre grillin some SICK hotdog burgers when a BALD EAGLE with OBAMA riding on its BACK flies down and EATS the burgers off the GRILL and then flies away leaving a trail FREEDOM????
octubular: upsides to being a dragon everyones afraid of you you can eat your enemies youre fucking fly as hell also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad breathing stuff that kills people etc. downsides to being a dragon .
arbuz-budesh: If you dont like snek waifus, why not waifu which eats sneks?Character is Honey which belongs to Nathy.
tyleroakley: pudgiepyro: dadloaf: shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow. Oh
severedheadinthefridge: ricksanscrotum: i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat do i have to walk it, does it need a cage
its 2012 why the fuck dont we have the technology to prevent cheeto powder from caking on your fingers god damn it obama gloves they are called gloves. do you know how big of a douche id look if i sat around eating cheetos with gloves on
savvyifyanasty: essfitcee: Arquez eating out his boyfriend on stage in a Houston,TX club. [dont know how long Tumblr gon keep this vid up] > I’d DIE! Lawwwd I couldn’t take it😩 Dats hot 😜😜😜
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kawaiijamaican: I dont fuck skinny men.., they freak me out-where yall muscles? Where yall weight? Lightskin men just don’t appeal to me them dicks look uncooked And i hate head try n eat mi pussy expect to feel my muscular legs lock on and make
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