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poryqon: if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
whisperstims: iron-sunrise: fruitstim: honey THAT’S NOT HONEY DONT EAT THAT I’m crying
phatbootypredator: lovethyhippie: haitianprophet: machete-dont-eat-ass: bigeisamazing: “damn this nigga really came down here” I’M SO DONE I haven’t laughed this hard in many moons. lmaoo Bruh he was so scared he probably shit
plotprincessss: sprinkles-of-titty: Tumblr dude: I dont eat butt Random tumblr dudes from all corners of the globe: llllooooolllll
titaniumtayzr: liilac-wine: poryqon: if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you This post genuinely scares me Should be
driftin240: pressurekids: Oatmeal Chocolate Chip + Graham Cracker Cookie S’mores. for a very very VERY quick second my mind instantly thought “HOLY SHIT DONT EAT THAT, THERE’S A STICK IN IT” thennnn I came to my senses and realized that’s
gifini: The pig is doing sports after eating a lot at home.
dom-wolfy: daddy-im-a-timelord: I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT dom-wolfy shoe eating is not okay! Well maybe it’s YOUR fault for making them taste so good.
murallamuerta: jeremiahvires: EAT MY FRIES, SENPAI! Kawaii desune des ka JAJAJJSJAJA
me-iwanttobeskinny: Don’t eat
nideau: 15 foods you should NEVER eat EVER..
Yes, i'm mexican. No, i don't eat tacos everyday.
everybody loves to eat
askred-sniper: Loook what i eat today eve ~ thanks sangury ~ cx
satan-is-not-natural: ruaniamh: kaymonstar: I keep laughing. HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
mayahan: Creative Cakes That Are Too Cool To Eat
everybody-loves-to-eat: oreo donuts
machete-dont-eat-ass:alexineyorksicle:lifewithanorwegianfjord:THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL HAS A ROLLING BACKPACK AND SHE LIKE ZOOMS DOWN THE HALLWAYS AND CUTS PEOPLE OFF AND IT IS LITERALLY A RITE OF PASSAGE TO BE TRIPPED BY THIS GIRL AND HER BACKPACK LIKE
gabrielaaaa: ilushyou: jayrawr: julianroxas: kylefabi: We ain’t feelen the lettuce or crust. no more lettuce. LOL goodshit HAHA!! Oh god. Made my night. ohmygod. I DONT EAT DIS SHIT.
gamzeebro: a-ghost-with-a-beating-heart: this makes a hell of a lot of sense if you are happy you dont eat HUMANS ARE FUCKING CONFUSING
if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch
highth: machete-dont-eat-ass: samisaur78: vagisodium: jeargumedo: Why would he drive a toaster if he lives in a toaster? Who drives in a smaller version of their house? You know? why would he live and drive inside something that cooks him alive
youngblackandvegan: ertsbertneybertch: huose: this sums it all up !!dont eat corpses!! I’m not able to add source, but this link will take you to the artist if you could please credit them when you can <3 This made me giggle
fitandsweaty: love-turkeys-dont-eat-them-xvx: casualdorkpatrol: casualdorkpatrol: so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went “ I
Some of these tumblr poets hit y'all with stream of consciousness bullshit with sloppy enjambments and you eat it up.
machete-dont-eat-ass: skunk-bunker: BIG MEATY CLAWS get the fuck out BRUH
machete-dont-eat-ass:ghiidora:luvtahliahcom:FKA twigs looking beyond gorgeous performing in Sydney, Australia Feb 1st, 2015.Goddess giving me Aaliyah teas
alaskan-fox: 4rt—0fficial: my0pic: if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch And if you give girls head just so you get head in return you’re also a bitch If you don’t give girls head at all you’re a bitch
machete-dont-eat-ass: ga-ybe:*side-eyes American Sniper* WEEEEEELP
amordelbuho: moremetalthanyourmom: aubernutter: bright-happy-healthy: Pretty. Girls. DONT. Eat. I spent years wholeheartedly believing these four words. This phrase consumed my thoughts to the point where I never thought I would be good enough until
bright-happy-healthy: teacuphaz: moremetalthanyourmom: aubernutter: bright-happy-healthy: Pretty. Girls. DONT. Eat. I spent years wholeheartedly believing these four words. This phrase consumed my thoughts to the point where I never thought I would
