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shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
angelamerkel: yeezyslides: angelamerkel: yeezyslides: neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us
kngshxt: i just wanna suck some titties and eat some pwussy life dont gotta be this hard 😔
urbanclictionary: why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
fitfemme: thickwhitechicks: I dont know what the hell these white girls been eating lately, but FUCKKKK are they THICK now! http://thickwhitechicks.tumblr.com/ Why the hell is she wearing heels in the pool?
slut-baby: OKAY THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE LAST ONE BECAUSE I AM NO LONGER DOING THIS I AM IN A CAT JUMPER EATING CEREAL SO I HAVE NO NEW ONES I DONT EVEN REALLY LIKE THIS ONE OKAY BYE
sfphere: haiku about eating in bed: crumbs crumbs crumbs im sleeping in crumbs i dont care
calibornsbottombitch: WHY DO PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT VDAY IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL LOVE? DONT YOU LOVE SOMETHING? LIKE KISS YOUR PETS OR SOMETHING FEED YOUR NEOPETS IF YOURE NOT DATING ANYONE EAT SOME CANDY AND FALL IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF
octubular: upsides to being a dragon everyones afraid of you you can eat your enemies youre fucking fly as hell also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad breathing stuff that kills people etc. downsides to being a dragon .
urined: if there is 1 ingredient i dont like in in my food i will not eat it
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: my roommate said she’d be home three hours ago dont know if i should be worried or eat her ice cream its delicious
wellchocolatefrogsyall: i was talking to my dad about attack on titan and how the titans dont actually need to eat, they just do it for fun or whatever and he looks me in the eye and says “do they look at each other and say ‘what are you in the
unclefather: im kinda like a puppy because if you dont talk to me for a few days i’ll forget you love me and i get really happy when people show me affection and also i eat dog food
bonaventure-: “ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them” “why are you getting chicken strips and chicken
pumpkaboops: okay so I dont know how most of you picture komodo dragons but I always imagined something like this like some big lizard coming to try to eat you or something but really theyre cute like they sorta look confused like a giant puppy or
catpda: catpda: how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing
mimipippin:hey friends dont be a dumbass like me and please eat as properly as you can
killer-squirtle: churno: nefepants: Eat this watermelon, you fucking turtle THIS THING IS TERRIFYING I DONT LIKE TURTLES ANY MORE
laughter-everyday: acklesalecki: tricksterswings: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING
pro-gay: when you’re hungry and the only thing to eat is something you dont like and your mum is like “im gonna try out this recipe i just heard of”
ariturl: OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT IM EATING.
soulpxnk: people who say they dont really listen to music weird me out bc music is such a big part of my life like im literally always listening to something i cant even walk downstairs to get smth to eat without listening to something so when ppl say
popeyasir: if ur drinking ur orange juice w/ pulp why dont u just go eat an orange cuz ur a piece of shit raised in the jungles
particlefucker: dont let tumblr make you believe that -eating car hubcaps is cool -being an inanimate object is acceptable -post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk -having a corporeal form is healthy -france exists -chemtrails aren’t
When we have friend sstay the night, I dont mind if they raid our fridge. I do mind when they eat nearly all the expensive chocolate Nick got me for Christmas. Fat fucks >.<
stability: *eats pizza* i just *sips soda* dont undersand *bites cookie* why *touches face* i have acne
cardaughter: edgeofboring: majora: devilbatghost: Imagine being alive on 4/20/69 FURIOUSLY EATS HEALTHY AND EXERCISES REGULARLY i dont usually add captions to posts but….i was born in 99 & im gonna be 69 on 4/20/2069. this is it. this
savvyifyanasty: essfitcee: Arquez eating out his boyfriend on stage in a Houston,TX club. [dont know how long Tumblr gon keep this vid up] > I’d DIE! Lawwwd I couldn’t take it😩
sshame: i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont
400-luux: if you dont hold your girl’s hair while she giving you head, you a little bitch. if you refuse to eat pussy yet expect head, you also a little bitch.
Its never that serious. I woulda been like u punk ass nigga u wasn’t saying that when u was eating my pussy. Now u wanna act like u dont fwm Okayyyyy nigga. W. Ur girlfriend lookn like a muuuuhfucccckknnn uhhhhhhh
malikisms:nightlifemingus: all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont
olympiasstuff: killer-squirtle: churno: nefepants: Eat this watermelon, you fucking turtle THIS THING IS TERRIFYING I DONT LIKE TURTLES ANY MORE Respect the Turtle, yo. Or have we forgotten Origins already?
yonkou: I dont care how many times you kick me! I will not move a muscle and wait for you here! I’d rather starve to death if you don’t come back! You are our chef, I will only eat your food! Without you, I can’t become the Pirate King!
thickasswhitechicks: I dont know what the hell these white girls been eating, but FUCK they THICK now! http://thickasswhitechicks.tumblr.com/
chestylaruexo: advantedge: i dont think im ever going to eat a hotdog again Yuuuuuuuuuuum
kinkykcgirl: Your dad just came in me, honey. Why dont you come show your mom what a good little pussy eating daughter you are
willardpedia: dyingslikeanart replied to your post:i wanna make some lasagna and eat it all in one…Cream soda is just sugar ewbae dont do this cream soda is heaven sent
streetraht: when Miley Cyrus takes you to her favorite restaurant and you dont know what to eat
mistertilmonjr: princejames3000: LIKE & REBLOG 👑 Scroll down or look into my likes to find hidden gems 💎👑😎👍 Dont look at me…EAT THAT PUSSY GURL!!!
deandre81: DONT HESITATE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET ON HUMP 🍑 DAY(RETWEET)#zadyy #mood #tatted #thick #retweet #onlyfans IG: @BODYWRAPSBYDRESnapchat: Raundall81Tumblr: deandre81 Website:
m-e-s-t-i-z-a: When you eat frijoles and then you gotta check in a mirror to make sure you dont look like the chilindrina
vietnameseboy: ongcontrai: https://www.facebook.com/onqcontrai I dont like asian guy but look ta him @@ wanna eat him :3
everybody-loves-to-eat: chocolate covered strawberries requested by dont-even-trip-chocolate-chip
cat-pun:i dont understand what people are talking about when they say theyre not good at art like……. just eat some more paint brushes
fartgallery: fartgallery: just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie do not do this
lsdjupiterqueen: yall wanna eat ass but dont wanna watch human centipede
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