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kisshugger: kisshugger: the standard dickpick angle is suited only to accomodate those with dicks is a tool of oppression this was originally supposed to be a joke but i think im actually right
brockianultracricket: rayyyder: petties-anonymous: beachdeath: beachdeath: hell? empty. all the devils? here. omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass Hell: emptyDevils: hereDick: out it’s what
lizluvscupcakes: siobhanblank: glixbitch: jooferslannister: I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.
girthyencounters: I knew my wife had a crush on him. She “pants” him as a joke…giving him shit for wearing sweats on a weekday. He wasn’t wearing any underwear and we both stood in shock as his monster dick and low hanging balls swung back and
ppsperv: blackbeastandboibitches: The white “man’s” cock is God’s greatest joke, it’s sole purpose is to be laughed at, to be small, pathetic and easy to humiliate. A creature with a tiny dick is so much easier to manipulate than one with no
yagalynn: urfave-blog: kingofthelightskins: She probably punched you in the eye because your dick game was as wack as your jokes. EXACTLY^ CTFU!
to all the people we’ve let down, may you be granted one wish to all the people we’ve offended, our asses you may kiss if you can’t take a joke maybe you can take a dick ignorance is overrated, but arrogance is bliss
dittoh: Getting mad at someone’s joke is dumb and you should feel dumb, censoring anything is dumb just because you don’t like it. Shout out to people crying about the boobie song at the oscars you can all eat my dick.
silentandfriendly: heads up to all my followers. i will not post anything that will scare you or harm your computer on or in the days near april first. there is a difference between a joke and being a bag of dicks. that is all.
Sooo dethklok may return for another tour 👁👁Knowing that, I was finally motivated to buy this babymetal tee I’ve wanted for ages… if they DO have another tour you’ll catch me in this + a thong + waving around my hatsune miku lightstick.
Hey tumblr…your a joke… you block content because it doesn’t meet your guidelines…but girl on girl or dick sucking is ok…. look over there an exposed nipple sound the alarm
thisisyourcheatingwife: Your girl had heard the rumors about your friend Todd - everyone was always joking about how big his dick was. So when you went away on a business trip she was straight on the phone to him, making up some bullshit excuse for why
rayyyder: petties-anonymous: beachdeath: beachdeath: hell? empty. all the devils? here. omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass Hell: emptyDevils: hereDick: out it’s what shakespeare would’ve
carltonjebediahlassiter: studiopep: homohustle: Proposal: Bring back “rustled jimmies” and use that instead of making shitty “triggered” jokes gears: grinded jimmies: rustled dick: out
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southofdallas: I jokingly messaged my brother that he was just jealous that my dick was so much bigger than his and this is the response I got. Fuck!
iwantmybflikethis: letitbeknown253: Started off as a joke. You know just a bit drinking and betting. One bet led to another and we were all naked. All winning to. Every thing seemed easy enough. Till Joe bet me that I couldn’t resist taking his dick.
spookytotodile: jokes on u im fine w/ dick
sasoriharem: The dude represents “Me”, the dick and fall motion represents “Respect”, and Aik represents “Women”.(…I’m joking. I just really like that meme. I’m sorry.)I drew this in parts because I draw porn in my living room when
thewaywardbritt: rebelliousrebe: tubestick: iamchinyere: Dick withdrawal ain’t no joke I feel this. Its been two weeks Me right now Lol 2 weeks? Cute. It’s been 4 months.
someonepleasebreedmybfalready: letitbeknown253: While my bf was cooking dinner he got a text from his roommate. “Hey man. Just want to give you a heads up it might get noisy in here. Got your man taken my dick right now.”“Wtf? You’re joking
madmike1990: thickblackmanlove: phatdikss: phat4eva: dcfinnest: His tongue action ain’t no joke! He know how to keep my dick HARD! Don’t talk about how you can eat ass! Show me your skills! Niiice This is Detroit That the way to eat ass
Hey @staff y’all are fucking idiots! A cartoon that shows no nudity and is a funny joke contains adult content? Suck my dick 😒🙄
rayyyder: petties-anonymous: beachdeath: beachdeath: hell? empty. all the devils? here. omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass Hell: emptyDevils: hereDick: out it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted
dirtyhippiekitty: life hack: if a boy makes a rape joke, pretend like ur about to suck his dick but when u get down there stick a fork in his balls
rappsrats: Regardless of how you feel about other people’s pets, whether they’re rats or snakes or spiders or lizards or whatever else, don’t be a dick. Do not make jokes about killing them, do not comment on how disgusting they are and do not
gingahhh: moonstruckmei: catsfurever: catsfurever: does pete davidson’s chest tattoo really fucking say jokes come and go but swag is forever He’s got a 10 inch dick she isn’t answering
destroywhiteboys: “13 inches?! Come on Tyrone…there’s no way you’re that big! You must be joking.”“I guess you wimps have never seen a nigga dick before! Fine…read it and weep, white losers!”
elmosnter: butt-secs: pyrex-pussy: ukrainianbarbiedoll: Loll Oh shit Jokes on you. I stay hard. Shit no problem, love ur dick guys no matter what
xposewife: middleageman2: Fat slut getting fucked from behind making fun of the guys small cock. Joke is actually on her we now know she is willing to fuck chubby guys with small dicks 😂👍 She needs to be throat fucked lol
kleinvoimond: Here are two, both still pre-finished, gifs,The difference of time between the two is 11 hours.Animation is no joke.But it was mostly because I was dicking around too much.BUT HEY, I LEARNED THINGS. AND THATS WHAT COUNTS, RIGHT?RIGHT?
You wanna hear a joke about Nathan's dick? Never mind, it's too long.
rickraunch: You enjoy servicing tough southern boys because they like to get drunk, tell fag jokes while you’re blowing them, and make you feel like even more of a dick-slurping bitch.
reverseracist: yall: *jokes about havin a smol dick* me: *believes you and keeps it movin*
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demisexualsam: i would literally suck a thousand dicks for kripke to write the entirety of season 10 do you think i’m fucking joking
renina: crystalclit: Christina is making my night. “And if ya need ya dick sucked call Rima.” “Bitch, You’re a joke!” HAHHAAhAH oh god.. “Why you sit there like you so classy. ‘I’m so klassiieeeeeee’” OMG I love loove looove her!!
the dick too bomb jokes get me laughing every time I’m such a child shgahaj
snorklesxxx: skip-stone: Fuck them hard. Right square in the box. “Insert a ‘dick in a box’ joke here”
steyelzprofilez: sk8hoyal: Me and my Dick Why is it so small Joking
ifmommyonlyknew: I thought my mom might suck the skin right off my dick, no joke
familyfun69: My sister and i were trying to think of a good gift for my mom and our aunt. I jokingly said my dick and my sister laughed for a little and then saw the imprint in my shorts and wanted to see it for her self. I showed her and she was amazed.
bancodewanko: eqalisenamkqs: After finding her boyfriend passed out drunk from an afternoon of tailgating, Lisa jokingly remarked to his roommates, “again?! I was trying to get laid tonight! I swear you guys owe me some dick for constantly letting
astrologygeek: barebackinq: Me: makes a joke about my throat hurting 20 different people: “must have been all that dick!!!!” This is me
cheatingandbreakupsluts: She laughs hard at you as he covers her face. Her friend that she had film the ordeal had made a joke about how small your dick is and how clueless you are.
first-disorder: I like gingers and ropes way too much.Three months ago I was joking that I’m never going to draw dick lmao. Now I hide in my shame corner.
femmetophobia: dreamofhircine: joke: wearing a chastity cage because you like being in dick jail woke: wearing a chastity cage for the armor bonus bespoke: wearing a chastity cage but as a top and telling your sub they’ll have to find the key if
trans-booty: femmetophobia: dreamofhircine: joke: wearing a chastity cage because you like being in dick jail woke: wearing a chastity cage for the armor bonus bespoke: wearing a chastity cage but as a top and telling your sub they’ll have to find
pan-pizza:In other words: SUCK DICK. TEEN TITANS GO H8ERS you didn´t got the joke,did you?
ugly-bread: Seriously stop with the fucking “side chick/bitch” jokes It’s called fucking cheating and it’s disgusting lemme just say this goes for “side dudes/dick” as well. shit ain’t cute.
incestiousfeelings: I always considered truth or dare a kid’s game until my brother talked me into playing. I thought he was joking when he dared me to suck his dick. I was going to call his bluff. Glad I did.
bigweedboner: “Baby, I swear I just posed for that picture as a joke! I definitely didn’t get fucked stupid in all my holes and left in a puddle of cum by these 6 gigantic black dicks right after this. It was all a goof!” Would you believe her?
breedingthefuture: bigweedboner: “Baby, I swear I just posed for that picture as a joke! I definitely didn’t get fucked stupid in all my holes and left in a puddle of cum by these 6 gigantic black dicks right after this. It was all a goof!” Would
kingofthelightskins: She probably punched you in the eye because your dick game was as wack as your jokes.
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About to start lining this. A Cinnaslut futa! lol Probably gonna fuck up her make up. :/
